Timber Floor Au

The friggin MIL ( Mother In Law ) has been living with us for nearly 2 months, and we have another 3 weeks to go ARGGhhhhhhh


Please, any ideas on how to KILL her and Get rid of the evidence, HUMANELY lmao

Ozzy

meelie

1.Catch a redback
2. Put redback in sweety bag and offer her sweety.
3. When she has been bitten just tell her not to worry it is a harmless house spider.
4. Take her for a jog around the local park to speed up effects of poison.
5. Then watch her collapse and die and pretend you are distraught. No-one will suspect a thing!

louise4

Put her somewhere warm and when she dies of heat exhaustion you could eat her. no evidence.

JohnAndNetta

You're post has just caused me to break out into a hot sweat. The MIL is coming over for a month in October. We move in on Sept 9th and she arrives on Oct 10th. But there's more to come. She's coming back again for 3 months in July 2006. I shall watch this post keenly for what I'm sure will be some very sensible advice on how to murder your mother-in-law ...
Netta

Timber Floor Au

<<<< Gigglin you devious Buggers lololol

I am makin Notes lol

I was thinkin of the South American tribal Technique of slivers of hardwood in her food, and she would die from splintering or someat lol

Ozzy

spalen

Throw Momma From The train ? Criss Cross?

FIL stayed for the same time length - its TOOOO LONG !!!

cranni

WELL THAT WILL TEACH YOU, MY MOTHER IN LAW DID NOT KNOW WHEN WE WAS GOING. AND STILL DOES NOT KNOW WHERE WE LIVE, THANK GOD, HOORAY, NO MORE MOTHER IN LAW. A RELIEVED DENISE

Pollyana

hairs standing up on the back of my neck as I read this.....my MIL is scheduled to arrive in about 10 days from deepest Qld.........no date set for her to return home :scared: :scared: Expect a lot of posts from me shortly letting off steam

meelie

Just want to take the opportunity to wish you luck! I'm sure you'll need it! And remember....WE ARE HERE FOR YOU!!!!

JohnAndNetta

no date set for her to return home :scared: :scared:



You are very very brave.....at least my MIL's return date is under my control!! Its the only aspect that's keeping me sane.......

meelie

Ha ha don't be jealous but I have no MIL she died before I met hubby. No doubt saved me a lot of hassle.

DollyDaydream

Leg of lamb....

(still frozen) - then when dasterdly deed is done, cook said leg of lamb gently for 1 1/2 hours and then eat the evidence

D D

diddy

Simple.
Head west from Brisbane for about six hours.
Tell you MIL to get out of the car.
Drive back to Brisbane.

Paul.

Ransi

Give her to the abos .....they'll eat anything.

wombat42

Have'nt the Aboriginies already suffered enough.