I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

... Poms keep shouting at me.

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

... in the words of an ex PM " Australia is the arse end of the world"

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

it smells of fish

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...it's too far from Selfridges. (I mean the proper Oxford Street one, not the token satellite stores based in poor areas like Birmingham and Manchester).

Fortunately my "life partner" Ian sends me hampers once a month (he's still in the UK, pending ecstasy smuggling charges).

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

I AM RECENTLY BACK FROM THE UK!!!

(Methinks you are an angry man!:p And don't expect people to take this thread seriously!)

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

Dont go around with a target on your back


or was that a chip?:p

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

I understand you perfectly..........


I can't think of any reasons either, to help you to finish of your sentence.. :thumbup:

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

I'm taking the OP's sentiment very seriously...:cool: If he has just returned from the UK then he's probably feeling a bit miffed with his Australian situation and this is a post he could not resist..

..maybe he is seeking out like-minded people, or people he can disagree with.

Anyone taking bets to see who, and how long it will be before it all gets angry...

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

...wingeing poms like you refuse to stop moaning.

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It's bloody boring!

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Don't worry, the government says they will introduce more stabbings to help the East End folks feel at home.

:)

Re: I DON'T LIKE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE...
 

They close the bars at 10pm on Good Friday...... whats good about that!! :D

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..because the minority of people who don't like living here, finding themselves trapped for one reason or another, seem to be unable to accept that the majority do. Whereas the majority don't really mind that the minority don't.

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Starting to brew nicely...

For Christsakes - noone say anything positive about Australia. Let's all stay focused and negative. It will save the OP in raiding the medicine cabinet.