I am Dreaming of a white Christmas
Dec 10th 2002, 5:45 am
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Originally posted by madmancunian
Nice try "fishing" PB.
But the only thing you'll catch is sunburn.
Keep eating those bananas mate, apparently they improve the IQ level athough it may be futile in your case.
Nice try "fishing" PB.
But the only thing you'll catch is sunburn.
Keep eating those bananas mate, apparently they improve the IQ level athough it may be futile in your case.
Last edited by pommie bastard; Dec 10th 2002 at 6:40 am.
Dec 10th 2002, 6:32 am
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Hi gang,
It must be obvious to all that PB spends so much time in this forum spreading his BS that he never manages to do any work. I've just been sent this from PB's employers who are readying themselves for the day that PB leaves.
Letters Of Recommendations For PB
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On PB absenteeism: "A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed his career was just taking off."
On PB after-lunch alcoholism: "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do."
On PB’s lack of ambition: "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in." "You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you." "He consistently achieves the standards he sets for himself."
On PB woefully inadequate productivity (such that the job would better left unfilled): "I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."
On PB’s prospects as a future job candidate: "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment." "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
Come on PB prove that you really do work – don’t answer this one!
It must be obvious to all that PB spends so much time in this forum spreading his BS that he never manages to do any work. I've just been sent this from PB's employers who are readying themselves for the day that PB leaves.
Letters Of Recommendations For PB
===========================
On PB absenteeism: "A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed his career was just taking off."
On PB after-lunch alcoholism: "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do."
On PB’s lack of ambition: "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in." "You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you." "He consistently achieves the standards he sets for himself."
On PB woefully inadequate productivity (such that the job would better left unfilled): "I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."
On PB’s prospects as a future job candidate: "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment." "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
Come on PB prove that you really do work – don’t answer this one!
Dec 10th 2002, 6:40 am
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Originally posted by madmancunian
Hi gang,
It must be obvious to all that PB spends so much time in this forum spreading his BS that he never manages to do any work. I've just been sent this from PB's employers who are readying themselves for the day that PB leaves.
Letters Of Recommendations For PB
===========================
On PB absenteeism: "A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed his career was just taking off."
On PB after-lunch alcoholism: "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do."
On PB’s lack of ambition: "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in." "You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you." "He consistently achieves the standards he sets for himself."
On PB woefully inadequate productivity (such that the job would better left unfilled): "I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."
On PB’s prospects as a future job candidate: "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment." "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
Come on PB prove that you really do work – don’t answer this one!
Hi gang,
It must be obvious to all that PB spends so much time in this forum spreading his BS that he never manages to do any work. I've just been sent this from PB's employers who are readying themselves for the day that PB leaves.
Letters Of Recommendations For PB
===========================
On PB absenteeism: "A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed his career was just taking off."
On PB after-lunch alcoholism: "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do."
On PB’s lack of ambition: "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in." "You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you." "He consistently achieves the standards he sets for himself."
On PB woefully inadequate productivity (such that the job would better left unfilled): "I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."
On PB’s prospects as a future job candidate: "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment." "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
Come on PB prove that you really do work – don’t answer this one!
I see that you have joined a gang well I sure that will keep you busy , I myself do R&D work no need for that dirty word production or productivity its not the Australian way.
Last edited by pommie bastard; Dec 10th 2002 at 7:19 am.
Dec 18th 2002, 8:41 am
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dreaming of a white christmas
Get over to Columbia!!!!!
Latest news story is that a local drug lords chemist has cocked up the mixture and during manufacture the drug is exploding.
One local interviewed by local press said"i visited Europe long time ago and loved the snow now we have same????????? think he was on it.
Now where is that travel agents number?never did learn to ski now seems like a good time.
Latest news story is that a local drug lords chemist has cocked up the mixture and during manufacture the drug is exploding.
One local interviewed by local press said"i visited Europe long time ago and loved the snow now we have same????????? think he was on it.
Now where is that travel agents number?never did learn to ski now seems like a good time.
Dec 25th 2002, 3:23 am
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Re: I am Dreaming of a white Christmas
PB<
Guess you are not going to get your White CHristmas. But I am, it is Christmas Eve and it has been snowing for the past 4 hours. My first true white Christmas
:PARTY:
Guess you are not going to get your White CHristmas. But I am, it is Christmas Eve and it has been snowing for the past 4 hours. My first true white Christmas
:PARTY:
Dec 25th 2002, 5:25 am
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Re: I am Dreaming of a white Christmas
Originally posted by suebo
PB<
Guess you are not going to get your White CHristmas. But I am, it is Christmas Eve and it has been snowing for the past 4 hours. My first true white Christmas:PARTY:
PB<
Guess you are not going to get your White CHristmas. But I am, it is Christmas Eve and it has been snowing for the past 4 hours. My first true white Christmas
:PARTY:
DPR
Dec 26th 2002, 2:02 am
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Re: I am Dreaming of a white Christmas
Originally posted by dpr21
Definitely not going to get it in Perth - it's sweltering hot. Merry Christmas to all
DPR
Definitely not going to get it in Perth - it's sweltering hot. Merry Christmas to all
DPR
I spoke to my family on Chrissie Day (in Perth) and they were all heading off to the cousins to have a swim for the afternoon. What a terrible way to spend Christmas Hope you had a fun day. Our snow has all melted now, didn't last long 
Dec 26th 2002, 7:18 am
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Re: I am Dreaming of a white Christmas
Originally posted by suebo
Hope you had a pool to swim in I spoke to my family on Chrissie Day (in Perth) and they were all heading off to the cousins to have a swim for the afternoon. What a terrible way to spend Christmas Hope you had a fun day. Our snow has all melted now, didn't last long
Hope you had a pool to swim in
I spoke to my family on Chrissie Day (in Perth) and they were all heading off to the cousins to have a swim for the afternoon. What a terrible way to spend Christmas Hope you had a fun day. Our snow has all melted now, didn't last long
DPR
Dec 27th 2002, 1:34 pm
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Re: I am Dreaming of a white Christmas
Bet that is a bit of a change, spending Christmas day at the beach - instead of infront of a fire We had a pretty mellow Christmas, spent it with a couple of friends, missed the family (as usual) Oh well 2.5 months to go till I get there. I hear there were thunder storms in the country, did they hit Perth? I read that some poor little 9 yo old girl was killed when the roof collapsed on her, poor kid. What a terrible thing to happen on Christmas day - or any day for that matter.
We had a pretty mellow Christmas, spent it with a couple of friends, missed the family (as usual) Oh well 2.5 months to go till I get there. I hear there were thunder storms in the country, did they hit Perth? I read that some poor little 9 yo old girl was killed when the roof collapsed on her, poor kid. What a terrible thing to happen on Christmas day - or any day for that matter.
Jan 1st 2003, 11:02 am
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I'm confused, isn't it supposed to snow at the SKI resorts?
Thats why you SKI there
Because thats where the snow is
Up on the mountains
Has the damp gotten into my head as well as into everthing else, took a boat trip to the shops this morning and I live in one of the highest pionts from here to Moscow.
Thats why you SKI there
Because thats where the snow is
Up on the mountains
Has the damp gotten into my head as well as into everthing else, took a boat trip to the shops this morning and I live in one of the highest pionts from here to Moscow.
Jan 1st 2003, 4:44 pm
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Originally posted by scrawni
I'm confused, isn't it supposed to snow at the SKI resorts?
Thats why you SKI there
Because thats where the snow is
Up on the mountains
Has the damp gotten into my head as well as into everthing else, took a boat trip to the shops this morning and I live in one of the highest pionts from here to Moscow.
I'm confused, isn't it supposed to snow at the SKI resorts?
Thats why you SKI there
Because thats where the snow is
Up on the mountains
Has the damp gotten into my head as well as into everthing else, took a boat trip to the shops this morning and I live in one of the highest pionts from here to Moscow.
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