How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
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How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy
Have you been on the sauce soapy???
merry xmas mate!
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
[QUOTE=soapy]1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
I Know what you mean soapy. When its really cold my willie shrivels to a mere 6 inches as well!
Nick
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
I Know what you mean soapy. When its really cold my willie shrivels to a mere 6 inches as well!
Nick
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
[QUOTE=igual]
aye right, i saw your sausage on the barbie.....wee man lmao
Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
I Know what you mean soapy. When its really cold my willie shrivels to a mere 6 inches as well!
Nick
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
I Know what you mean soapy. When its really cold my willie shrivels to a mere 6 inches as well!
Nick
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by soapy
aye right, i saw your sausage on the barbie.....wee man lmao
If you remember soapy, I had trouble fitting my sausage on the barbie!!!
You however, seemed to have no problem at all!!!
Nick
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by igual
If you remember soapy, I had trouble fitting my sausage on the barbie!!!
You however, seemed to have no problem at all!!!
Nick
You however, seemed to have no problem at all!!!
Nick
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by steandleigh
Have you been on the sauce soapy???
merry xmas mate!
merry xmas mate!
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by soapy
note a drop, but i saw some were gettin a bit sad about xmas and thought i would try to make them smile
Best wishes for xmas everyone.
Nick
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by soapy
note a drop, but i saw some were gettin a bit sad about xmas and thought i would try to make them smile
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy
Add one auntie who is a total pain in the arse & a grandparent who wants taken home after an hour and you're sorted.
Malcolm
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by madsad
Add one auntie who is a total pain in the arse & a grandparent who wants taken home after an hour and you're sorted.
Malcolm
Malcolm
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by madsad
Add one auntie who is a total pain in the arse & a grandparent who wants taken home after an hour and you're sorted.
Malcolm
Malcolm
This thread made me laugh out loud ,I am currently doing my farewells so a good laugh is what I need.My Nanna used to bring three pairs of shoes to every christmas day event & as soon as she arrived she would ask what time she would be taken home.What she wanted with the shoes I'll never know!She even brought them to my wedding and managed to get the carrier bag full of them on at least four of the pictures.I am looking forward to having a different Christmas in Aus next year, but we'll try to give the frozen nipples and roasted nuts a miss (ouch).
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hee he-Soapy...your a gem you & hubby have a lot in common
A pair a Glesga nutters! in a good way mind!
Donna.
A pair a Glesga nutters! in a good way mind!
Donna.
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by madsad
hee he-Soapy...your a gem you & hubby have a lot in common
A pair a Glesga nutters! in a good way mind!
Donna.
A pair a Glesga nutters! in a good way mind!
Donna.
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Re: How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz
Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire
good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.
soapy