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Old Dec 9th 2004, 10:36 am
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Default How to make xmas feel like xmas in Oz

1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire

good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.

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Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire

good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.

soapy

Have you been on the sauce soapy???

merry xmas mate!
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Old Dec 9th 2004, 11:07 am
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[QUOTE=soapy]1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire


I Know what you mean soapy. When its really cold my willie shrivels to a mere 6 inches as well!
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Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire


I Know what you mean soapy. When its really cold my willie shrivels to a mere 6 inches as well!
Nick
aye right, i saw your sausage on the barbie.....wee man lmao
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Originally Posted by soapy
aye right, i saw your sausage on the barbie.....wee man lmao

If you remember soapy, I had trouble fitting my sausage on the barbie!!!

You however, seemed to have no problem at all!!!

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If you remember soapy, I had trouble fitting my sausage on the barbie!!!

You however, seemed to have no problem at all!!!

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ha ha ha , ill give u that one. shame im not gonna make the meet on sunday. was looking forward to seeing u all again
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Have you been on the sauce soapy???

merry xmas mate!
note a drop, but i saw some were gettin a bit sad about xmas and thought i would try to make them smile
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note a drop, but i saw some were gettin a bit sad about xmas and thought i would try to make them smile
I appreciate it Soapy. I have had a few though!! Well, it is Australia after all!!

Best wishes for xmas everyone.

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note a drop, but i saw some were gettin a bit sad about xmas and thought i would try to make them smile
Well it certainly made me laugh ( and wince!!).
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Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire

good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.

soapy

Add one auntie who is a total pain in the arse & a grandparent who wants taken home after an hour and you're sorted.

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Add one auntie who is a total pain in the arse & a grandparent who wants taken home after an hour and you're sorted.

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that should be nice when they come to visit u in oz
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Originally Posted by madsad
Add one auntie who is a total pain in the arse & a grandparent who wants taken home after an hour and you're sorted.

Malcolm

This thread made me laugh out loud ,I am currently doing my farewells so a good laugh is what I need.My Nanna used to bring three pairs of shoes to every christmas day event & as soon as she arrived she would ask what time she would be taken home.What she wanted with the shoes I'll never know!She even brought them to my wedding and managed to get the carrier bag full of them on at least four of the pictures.I am looking forward to having a different Christmas in Aus next year, but we'll try to give the frozen nipples and roasted nuts a miss (ouch).
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hee he-Soapy...your a gem you & hubby have a lot in common
A pair a Glesga nutters! in a good way mind!

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hee he-Soapy...your a gem you & hubby have a lot in common
A pair a Glesga nutters! in a good way mind!

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It wiznae me Donna that Malky Made me start this thread. i was sittin minding my own and i thought of him lmao
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Originally Posted by soapy
1) turn the key on your car.
2) turn on air con, full blast !!!!!
3) wait about two hours.
4) drive car to nearest town centre
5) get all your kit off till your sitting in the nude.
6) then drive to the best street to see the xmas lights.
it will feel just like the UK
Bonus !!!!!
female
your nipples will be rock hard. that means your man will have a couple of christmas crackers
male
well there really no Bonus but, your willie will vanish leaving just a couple of nuts. take them home and roast them by the fire

good luck everyone and hope you all feel a wee bit of xmas this year.

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Merry Christmas Soapy............will keep an eye out for naked Scots when looking at christmas lights (need to shade off the kids' eyes - could scar them for life!)
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