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cranni Oct 15th 2005 12:16 pm

Re: How bad are the flies?
 

Originally Posted by arkon
You won't loose weight I'm affraid because the flies like sharing their food with you too! Very sociable of them I think. They like nothing more than to land on a nice steaming pile of sh*t then fly over to you and eat their dinner whilst lodged in your mouth or up your nose. :scared:

Oh my god, thats me not eating the lovely brekky my hubby has just cooked.
Bacon, sausage, egg, tomato, mushrooms, beans, all on the barby.

Bix Oct 15th 2005 10:48 pm

Re: How bad are the flies?
 

Originally Posted by cranni
Oh my god, thats me not eating the lovely brekky my hubby has just cooked.
Bacon, sausage, egg, tomato, mushrooms, beans, all on the barby.

Aye.
Makes you wonder what those charred bits are doesn't it ? :D

zx10r_aus Oct 15th 2005 10:54 pm

Re: How bad are the flies?
 

Originally Posted by Bix
Aye.
Makes you wonder what those charred bits are doesn't it ? :D


Naw bixie that's just your cooking a twit!!!

Lordflasheart Oct 16th 2005 7:09 am

Re: How bad are the flies?
 
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They're all bast*rds! Anyone ever encountered the Scottish midges? G O O D G O D!! :scared:

biggy Oct 16th 2005 3:49 pm

Re: How bad are the flies?
 

Originally Posted by AndyD
Great, sounds like lots of fun! Better invest in a fly squatter :mad: or stay and eat indoors Nov-Jan

LMAU......WTF is a fly squatter :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

diddy Oct 16th 2005 3:54 pm

Re: How bad are the flies?
 

Originally Posted by biggy
LMAU......WTF is a fly squatter :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

It's a fly that moves into an empty building and refuses to leave.

John Howard Oct 16th 2005 4:10 pm

Re: How bad are the flies?
 
On the East coast they tend to arrive around November time and are a real pain in the arse, after a couple of months they piss off back to the bush were they belong, so if you live near the coast its not as bab a problem.

I got married at a look out in the blue Mountains last year and it was an overcast day. F**kin flies everywhere, luckily photographer did it all with digital so he could erase the flies :D the missus had to leave her vail up through the ceremony incase the little b*st*rds flew up there :eek:

Anyway there not around all year

brisnick Oct 16th 2005 4:19 pm

Re: How bad are the flies?
 
never had a problem with flies in brisbane, but was over-run by them in and around melbourne!!


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