House Buying Stress - Expensive Decision..
Dec 6th 2005, 10:58 am
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House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Well, the lesbian kitchen fitters have just put the survey on hold 
This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.
What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
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Dec 6th 2005, 11:06 am
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Re: House Buying Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by The Crow
Well, the lesbian kitchen fitters have just put the survey on hold This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.
What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
Just an idea!
Dec 6th 2005, 11:09 am
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Re: House Buying Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by Phil-UK
I'd get loads of your mates to ask them to quote on fitting a fictitous kitchen. Time to return the favour and let them waste their time quoting for jobs that will never become reality.
Just an idea!
Just an idea!
Dec 6th 2005, 11:09 am
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Re: House Buying Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by Phil-UK
I'd get loads of your mates to ask them to quote on fitting a fictitous kitchen. Time to return the favour and let them waste their time quoting for jobs that will never become reality.
Just an idea!
Just an idea!
Dec 6th 2005, 11:56 am
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by The Crow
Well, the lesbian kitchen fitters have just put the survey on hold This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.
What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
However, I would like to know why you feel it necessary to state the sexuality of your ex-buyers - I cannot see any relevance.
Dec 6th 2005, 12:01 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
I really sympathise with your situation, and I'm sorry to hear that you've been messed about so badly.
However, I would like to know why you feel it necessary to state the sexuality of your ex-buyers - I cannot see any relevance.
However, I would like to know why you feel it necessary to state the sexuality of your ex-buyers - I cannot see any relevance.
Shirley
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Dec 6th 2005, 12:12 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by ub40fan
She was only painting us a mental picture of them, and if they come as far as Northants, count me in for a quote!
Shirley
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Count me in to provide a Norwich or Cambridge quote if u'd like!!
Dec 6th 2005, 12:22 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
I really sympathise with your situation, and I'm sorry to hear that you've been messed about so badly.
However, I would like to know why you feel it necessary to state the sexuality of your ex-buyers - I cannot see any relevance.
However, I would like to know why you feel it necessary to state the sexuality of your ex-buyers - I cannot see any relevance.
FFs dont take things so serious...chill
Dec 6th 2005, 12:42 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by biggy
FFs dont take things so serious...chill
(I made the comment not to be serious as such, just to point out that quite often we dont realise how "ist" we can be.
I know I'm guilty of it....a friend told me yesterday that one of his friends has HIV. Without even thinking, i thought ahhh gay, when in fact the group of people most likely to acquire HIV are heterosexual. ie, his sexuality is irrelevant......)
Im off to relax in the bath...(in case you were wondering )
Last edited by Ozzidoc; Dec 6th 2005 at 12:51 pm. Reason: Meant to say HIV rather than aids......brain hurts
Dec 6th 2005, 12:45 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
I am chilled.....well, to some extent - just had a crap exam (Im in med school) on the back of three hours sleep.
(I made the comment not to be serious as such, just to point out that quite often we dont realise how "ist" we can be.
I know I'm guilty of it....a friend told me yesterday that one of his friends has AIDS. Without even thinking, i thought ahhh gay, when in fact the group of people most likely to acquire AIDS are heterosexual. ie, his sexuality is irrelevant......)
Im off to relax in the bath...(in case you were wondering )
(I made the comment not to be serious as such, just to point out that quite often we dont realise how "ist" we can be.
I know I'm guilty of it....a friend told me yesterday that one of his friends has AIDS. Without even thinking, i thought ahhh gay, when in fact the group of people most likely to acquire AIDS are heterosexual. ie, his sexuality is irrelevant......)
Im off to relax in the bath...(in case you were wondering )
think u need to relax in ur bath for a wee while.....oh and btw I do know what heterosexual means....I may b blonde but am no thick
Dec 6th 2005, 1:02 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by The Crow
Well, the lesbian kitchen fitters have just put the survey on hold This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.
What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
This is the third time they have 'decided' to buy our house over 5 months. We should have told them to piss off ages ago - but needs must. Anyway we've now taken the house of the market and will sell it to Adam's brother in law at a reduced rate - so we go with £12K less than the least we hoped - but hopefully that's the end of the stress.What's the best idea of a fitting Christmas present to the fack'n fitters???
Dec 6th 2005, 1:11 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
I am chilled.....well, to some extent - just had a crap exam (Im in med school) on the back of three hours sleep.
(I made the comment not to be serious as such, just to point out that quite often we dont realise how "ist" we can be.
I know I'm guilty of it....a friend told me yesterday that one of his friends has HIV. Without even thinking, i thought ahhh gay, when in fact the group of people most likely to acquire HIV are heterosexual. ie, his sexuality is irrelevant......)
Im off to relax in the bath...(in case you were wondering )
(I made the comment not to be serious as such, just to point out that quite often we dont realise how "ist" we can be.
I know I'm guilty of it....a friend told me yesterday that one of his friends has HIV. Without even thinking, i thought ahhh gay, when in fact the group of people most likely to acquire HIV are heterosexual. ie, his sexuality is irrelevant......)
Im off to relax in the bath...(in case you were wondering )
Dec 6th 2005, 1:12 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
Also, ask them if you decided to put down carpet in the kitchen would it need licking. Any carpet-licker worth their salt would be able to answer this question.
LMAO!!!!
Dec 6th 2005, 1:13 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
I really sympathise with your situation, and I'm sorry to hear that you've been messed about so badly.
However, I would like to know why you feel it necessary to state the sexuality of your ex-buyers - I cannot see any relevance.
However, I would like to know why you feel it necessary to state the sexuality of your ex-buyers - I cannot see any relevance.
Dec 6th 2005, 1:15 pm
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Re: House Selling Stress - Expensive Decision..
Originally Posted by The Crow
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm no -ist at all. I'm fed up of this PC world and we call people many different things when we're truely pissed off - calling them bloody women would piss as many people off - most people have something -ist about them - overweight, glasses, drive a crap car, have a large head, googly eyes etc, etc. The only reason for calling them lesbians is to refer to previous posts - so people will remember them. Apols to all lesbians out there - at least I didn't call them dykes
lmao....i will get slated for this but.....does anybody remember the 'bloopers' show that featured Jim Davidson and Jethro on the Genaration Game....when Jethro was trying to describe an agricultural tool as a dyke digger.....lol the more he went on the funnier it got the two of them were pissin themselves....aye its a deep dyke diger for especially deep dykes.....FFS I am on the floor everytime I think ov it.....does anybody else remember it??