Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya! [pankala-PB ding-dong]
Feb 27th 2003, 8:49 pm
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Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Migration myopia
"Scotland's population is declining and its first minister, Jack McConnell, wants more people to come north."
"But it isn't really [Sassenach / Poms] that Scotland is after. McConnell wants to encourage overseas migrants to come to his country. In the 20 years from 1981 its population fell by 2%. But there is a more worrying statistic: the number of under-15s fell by 18%, and the number of people over 75 rocketed. Scotland not only has a falling population, but a rapidly ageing one too."
"Scotland's population is declining and its first minister, Jack McConnell, wants more people to come north."
"But it isn't really [Sassenach / Poms] that Scotland is after. McConnell wants to encourage overseas migrants to come to his country. In the 20 years from 1981 its population fell by 2%. But there is a more worrying statistic: the number of under-15s fell by 18%, and the number of people over 75 rocketed. Scotland not only has a falling population, but a rapidly ageing one too."
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Feb 28th 2003, 1:16 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pankala
Migration myopia
"Scotland's population is declining and its first minister, Jack McConnell, wants more people to come north."
"But it isn't really [Sassenach / Poms] that Scotland is after. McConnell wants to encourage overseas migrants to come to his country. In the 20 years from 1981 its population fell by 2%. But there is a more worrying statistic: the number of under-15s fell by 18%, and the number of people over 75 rocketed. Scotland not only has a falling population, but a rapidly ageing one too."
Migration myopia
"Scotland's population is declining and its first minister, Jack McConnell, wants more people to come north."
"But it isn't really [Sassenach / Poms] that Scotland is after. McConnell wants to encourage overseas migrants to come to his country. In the 20 years from 1981 its population fell by 2%. But there is a more worrying statistic: the number of under-15s fell by 18%, and the number of people over 75 rocketed. Scotland not only has a falling population, but a rapidly ageing one too."
Lets be right its far too cold to breed up there and many of the guys wear skirts and purses not a good sign , could be a lot have gone to Sydney the gay capital of the world?
Plus the local girls prefer the English we try treat them better spoil them rotten even give them house keeping money.
Feb 28th 2003, 1:59 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pommie bastard
Lets be right its far too cold to breed up there and many of the guys wear skirts and purses not a good sign , could be a lot have gone to Sydney the gay capital of the world?
Plus the local girls prefer the English we try treat them better spoil them rotten even give them house keeping money.
Lets be right its far too cold to breed up there and many of the guys wear skirts and purses not a good sign , could be a lot have gone to Sydney the gay capital of the world?
Plus the local girls prefer the English we try treat them better spoil them rotten even give them house keeping money.
Feb 28th 2003, 2:31 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pankala
Put up, no use to ask you to shut up.
Put up, no use to ask you to shut up.
Something again we have in common? a under active mind with a over active mouth?
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Feb 28th 2003, 2:37 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pommie bastard
Someting again we have in common? a under active mind with a over active mouth?
Someting again we have in common? a under active mind with a over active mouth?
Feb 28th 2003, 2:45 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pankala
Helps to double de-clutch before putting the mouth into gear.
Helps to double de-clutch before putting the mouth into gear.
Feb 28th 2003, 3:01 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pommie bastard
Bit of an old model car you have then ? mines an automatic .
Bit of an old model car you have then ? mines an automatic .
Feb 28th 2003, 3:06 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pankala
I've noticed. Not found the off switch then yet?
I've noticed. Not found the off switch then yet?
Feb 28th 2003, 3:37 am
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
No the engines on idle on low revs, must get an oil change.
No the engines on idle on low revs, must get an oil change.
Look, obviously you are clueless, but if you can not find the off switch, just drain the engine oil. The engine will stop much quicker.
Feb 28th 2003, 3:56 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pankala
Is that whats creating that awful grinding sound?
Look, obviously you are clueless, but if you can not find the off switch, just drain the engine oil. The engine will stop much quicker.
Is that whats creating that awful grinding sound?
Look, obviously you are clueless, but if you can not find the off switch, just drain the engine oil. The engine will stop much quicker.
The internal combustion engine is white mans magic I shall take your advice now where can I find a grease monkey with a spanner?
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Feb 28th 2003, 5:10 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pommie bastard
The internal combustion engine is white mans magic I shall take your advice now where can I find a grease monkey with a spanner?
The internal combustion engine is white mans magic I shall take your advice now where can I find a grease monkey with a spanner?
Feb 28th 2003, 5:29 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pankala
Look, on second thoughts, I think you should ask mummy to send round Uncle Driver.
Look, on second thoughts, I think you should ask mummy to send round Uncle Driver.
Feb 28th 2003, 5:42 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pommie bastard
Not the done thing down under to admit incompetence and let a professional do the job , rather stuff up and come out with the classic ''she'll be right mate'' , which comes down to its gone pear shaped Gov.
Not the done thing down under to admit incompetence and let a professional do the job , rather stuff up and come out with the classic ''she'll be right mate'' , which comes down to its gone pear shaped Gov.
Feb 28th 2003, 6:28 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pankala
Definitely un-Australian to be impotent. Why call in the "professionals" when you can keep it in the family way.
Definitely un-Australian to be impotent. Why call in the "professionals" when you can keep it in the family way.
You mean you lot breed as well if this the case why have immigrants , I thought they was a program to breed out the convict race?
Feb 28th 2003, 6:36 am
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Re: Hoots Mon! Who needs Aw-bloody-stralya!
Originally posted by pommie bastard
You mean you lot breed as well if this the case why have immigrants , I thought they was a program to breed out the convict race?
You mean you lot breed as well if this the case why have immigrants , I thought they was a program to breed out the convict race?
It'l take a bit of tweeking, but just maybe we can get the Yanks to put Pommie Land on the List of Axis of Evil Doo Dooers.