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Old Jul 25th 2004, 5:34 pm
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Shol
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Important Lesson


I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was
my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel
uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived,
she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got
married and commited my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to
me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say
a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it,
just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went
to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out
of the house. Her
husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test.
We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.


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Old Jul 25th 2004, 5:43 pm
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Kulu
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    :D :D :D


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Old Jul 25th 2004, 5:49 pm
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Hey Shol

I think you've posted this on the wrong forum.

Should it not
be in the readers wifes section of the Mayfair??!!

Walla


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Old Jul 25th 2004, 6:04 pm
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Shol
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Thats where it came from Walla!!


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Old Jul 25th 2004, 6:05 pm
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Originally posted by shol
    > Thats where it came from
Walla!!


Yeah, seemed to ring a bell somewhere!!!!


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