hello there little uns
Aug 1st 2005, 3:18 pm
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hello there little uns
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first I am soapys grandmother. The little blighter left the uk for Oz without coming to visit me, im 87 y’know . When quizzed on this he told me that he did pay me a visit but I had forgotten cos im pure dead old.
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
Aug 1st 2005, 3:24 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Granny Soapy
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first I am soapys grandmother. The little blighter left the uk for Oz without coming to visit me, im 87 y’know . When quizzed on this he told me that he did pay me a visit but I had forgotten cos im pure dead old.
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
Welcome to the shite, sorry site Granny Soapy. Sorry to hear your from Galashiels, otherwise known as a pail merk
I think you should get yourself over here & live with Soapy for a year or two. I'm sure he would love to have you.
Aug 1st 2005, 3:26 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
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Aug 1st 2005, 3:28 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Bordy
Welcome to the shite, sorry site Granny Soapy. Sorry to hear your from Galashiels, otherwise known as a pail merk
I think you should get yourself over here & live with Soapy for a year or two. I'm sure he would love to have you.
I think you should get yourself over here & live with Soapy for a year or two. I'm sure he would love to have you.
Aug 1st 2005, 3:30 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
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Aug 1st 2005, 3:31 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Granny Soapy
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first I am soapys grandmother. The little blighter left the uk for Oz without coming to visit me, im 87 y’know . When quizzed on this he told me that he did pay me a visit but I had forgotten cos im pure dead old.
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
Aug 1st 2005, 3:32 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Granny Soapy
dont u worry aboot pissin yirelf, i do it at leat once a week. ill send u some of my ultra suckin pads if yae like.
Aug 1st 2005, 3:33 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
kids nowadays, i just dont know huh
Aug 1st 2005, 3:34 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Bordy
So are you an ex Braw Lass Granny ?
Aug 1st 2005, 3:35 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
so can any of yae young folk tell me whit it is he sees in Oz, whits the big deal?
Aug 1st 2005, 3:36 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Granny Soapy
awe ive been wae the best of them sonny jim. are yae a bit of a looker yirsell?
87 is quite young for someone from Gala though, its not exactly a young persons toon.
Aug 1st 2005, 3:38 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Bordy
No but I used to live in Galashiels, just wondered if you knew what a braw lass was in Gala but obviously not.
87 is quite young for someone from Gala though, its not exactly a young persons toon.
87 is quite young for someone from Gala though, its not exactly a young persons toon.
Aug 1st 2005, 3:46 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
whits this karma aw aboot, ive had strange things sent tae me fae people a dont even know. its no that wee slap heed of a grandson thats behind this. isit?
Aug 1st 2005, 4:04 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by Granny Soapy
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first I am soapys grandmother. The little blighter left the uk for Oz without coming to visit me, im 87 y’know . When quizzed on this he told me that he did pay me a visit but I had forgotten cos im pure dead old.
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
Back to more about myself, I live in a small town in Scotland called Galashields. My family papped me into a home about six years ago for reasons I still cant understand. Nuns older than myself run the home. Who on a few occasions have caught me trying to escape. Sister Margereet is the heed honcho, who runs the home with an iron fist. For some reason she gets all uptight cos I piss the bed one a week. Once a week for a lady of 87 is not bad in my book. Did I tell u I was 87? He keeps sending me letters telling me how warm it is there and how great life is, sound like it will be good for my arthritis.
Anyway, I have decided to try for one big escape and try to visit my little grandson in Australia. I will keep u all up to date with my big adventure. I first have to work out how to get out of this place! I’m 87 y’know !
Hello they’re everyone. I better introduce myself first………………â� ��¦â€¦
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Aug 1st 2005, 4:08 pm
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Re: hello there little uns
Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Ya Big Galoot
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