heard this joke today
Jun 2nd 2003, 12:19 pm
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heard this joke today
Have you tried tarka massala, it,s just like tikka massala but 'otter!
Groan
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Groan
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Jun 2nd 2003, 4:40 pm
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Thats bad. 
Jun 2nd 2003, 4:43 pm
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Now we know who stole Bob Monkhouses joke books
Jun 2nd 2003, 5:06 pm
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But do you know, it sounds quite tasty
Jun 2nd 2003, 5:32 pm
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Reminds me of those possum recipes...
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Jun 2nd 2003, 6:23 pm
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great one, I am so bad at telling jokes I will probably ruin this one tomorrow.
My best kid friendly joke is:
Why are footballers so cool?
because they have so many fans!!
_ yes you've guessed it a 9 yr old told me it at work and it is still one of my favs.
:lecture:
My best kid friendly joke is:
Why are footballers so cool?
because they have so many fans!!
_ yes you've guessed it a 9 yr old told me it at work and it is still one of my favs.
:lecture:
Jun 2nd 2003, 7:03 pm
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Re: heard this joke today
Originally posted by booboo
Have you tried tarka massala, it,s just like tikka massala but 'otter!
Groan
Boooo
Have you tried tarka massala, it,s just like tikka massala but 'otter!
Groan
Boooo
cheers
richard
Jun 2nd 2003, 8:41 pm
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Mr bartlett you are todays lucky winner!!!
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Jun 2nd 2003, 9:02 pm
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made me laugh too..;-)
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richard
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Jun 2nd 2003, 9:02 pm
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Did you know Mick Hucknell got arrested for intefereing with a Rabbit.
He told Police that holding back the EARS & Bunny's too tight to mention were lyrics to his songs. Dirty boy.
He told Police that holding back the EARS & Bunny's too tight to mention were lyrics to his songs. Dirty boy.
Jun 2nd 2003, 9:13 pm
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Jun 2nd 2003, 9:27 pm
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Jun 3rd 2003, 10:06 am
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Apparently Major Ingram (infamous "Who wants to be a millionaire" cheat) passed away recently - His wife has agreed to pay for the funeral, but refuses to pay for the coffin................
If you've heard it before - tough!
If you've heard it before - tough!
