He bought me a pressie
Mar 21st 2005, 8:30 am
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He bought me a pressie
Things havent gone brilliant for me since we have been here, and was feeling a bit down today.
Mick came home from work about an hour ago.......was stuffing his face with a huge bread roll, when he suddenly said to me, 'oh, I nearly forgot........I have got a pressie for you'
I was so exited. We were out at the weekend and saw some really pretty faberge eggs Mick even said to me, 'you really like them dont you' ( My sister bought me a beautiful one as a leaving the UK gift, and I have fell in love with them.)
I immediatley jumped to the conclusion that he had been out and bought me one. Just goes to show how greedy I was being, when he dug deep into his pockets and produced half a dozen wooden pegs. With disgust I looked at them and said, 'Why the bloodyhell have you bought me pegs?'
'Oh I didnt buy them' he replied.
' The house that I am working in is empty and they were going to throw them in the bin, I thought you would like them'
Now what goes on in the brain cells of men??????
Why on earth would any female want half a dozen bloody wooden pegs??????
Totally baffles me!!!!!!
Mick came home from work about an hour ago.......was stuffing his face with a huge bread roll, when he suddenly said to me, 'oh, I nearly forgot........I have got a pressie for you'
I was so exited. We were out at the weekend and saw some really pretty faberge eggs Mick even said to me, 'you really like them dont you' ( My sister bought me a beautiful one as a leaving the UK gift, and I have fell in love with them.)
I immediatley jumped to the conclusion that he had been out and bought me one. Just goes to show how greedy I was being, when he dug deep into his pockets and produced half a dozen wooden pegs. With disgust I looked at them and said, 'Why the bloodyhell have you bought me pegs?'
'Oh I didnt buy them' he replied.
' The house that I am working in is empty and they were going to throw them in the bin, I thought you would like them'
Now what goes on in the brain cells of men??????
Why on earth would any female want half a dozen bloody wooden pegs??????
Totally baffles me!!!!!!
Mar 21st 2005, 8:32 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by sj oldfield
Things havent gone brilliant for me since we have been here, and was feeling a bit down today.
Mick came home from work about an hour ago.......was stuffing his face with a huge bread roll, when he suddenly said to me, 'oh, I nearly forgot........I have got a pressie for you'
I was so exited. We were out at the weekend and saw some really pretty faberge eggs Mick even said to me, 'you really like them dont you' ( My sister bought me a beautiful one as a leaving the UK gift, and I have fell in love with them.)
I immediatley jumped to the conclusion that he had been out and bought me one. Just goes to show how greedy I was being, when he dug deep into his pockets and produced half a dozen wooden pegs. With disgust I looked at them and said, 'Why the bloodyhell have you bought me pegs?'
'Oh I didnt buy them' he replied.
' The house that I am working in is empty and they were going to throw them in the bin, I thought you would like them'
Now what goes on in the brain cells of men??????
Why on earth would any female want half a dozen bloody wooden pegs??????
Totally baffles me!!!!!!
Mick came home from work about an hour ago.......was stuffing his face with a huge bread roll, when he suddenly said to me, 'oh, I nearly forgot........I have got a pressie for you'
I was so exited. We were out at the weekend and saw some really pretty faberge eggs Mick even said to me, 'you really like them dont you' ( My sister bought me a beautiful one as a leaving the UK gift, and I have fell in love with them.)
I immediatley jumped to the conclusion that he had been out and bought me one. Just goes to show how greedy I was being, when he dug deep into his pockets and produced half a dozen wooden pegs. With disgust I looked at them and said, 'Why the bloodyhell have you bought me pegs?'
'Oh I didnt buy them' he replied.
' The house that I am working in is empty and they were going to throw them in the bin, I thought you would like them'
Now what goes on in the brain cells of men??????
Why on earth would any female want half a dozen bloody wooden pegs??????
Totally baffles me!!!!!!
Mar 21st 2005, 8:34 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by sj oldfield
Things havent gone brilliant for me since we have been here, and was feeling a bit down today.
Mick came home from work about an hour ago.......was stuffing his face with a huge bread roll, when he suddenly said to me, 'oh, I nearly forgot........I have got a pressie for you'
I was so exited. We were out at the weekend and saw some really pretty faberge eggs Mick even said to me, 'you really like them dont you' ( My sister bought me a beautiful one as a leaving the UK gift, and I have fell in love with them.)
I immediatley jumped to the conclusion that he had been out and bought me one. Just goes to show how greedy I was being, when he dug deep into his pockets and produced half a dozen wooden pegs. With disgust I looked at them and said, 'Why the bloodyhell have you bought me pegs?'
'Oh I didnt buy them' he replied.
' The house that I am working in is empty and they were going to throw them in the bin, I thought you would like them'
Now what goes on in the brain cells of men??????
Why on earth would any female want half a dozen bloody wooden pegs??????
Totally baffles me!!!!!!
Mick came home from work about an hour ago.......was stuffing his face with a huge bread roll, when he suddenly said to me, 'oh, I nearly forgot........I have got a pressie for you'
I was so exited. We were out at the weekend and saw some really pretty faberge eggs Mick even said to me, 'you really like them dont you' ( My sister bought me a beautiful one as a leaving the UK gift, and I have fell in love with them.)
I immediatley jumped to the conclusion that he had been out and bought me one. Just goes to show how greedy I was being, when he dug deep into his pockets and produced half a dozen wooden pegs. With disgust I looked at them and said, 'Why the bloodyhell have you bought me pegs?'
'Oh I didnt buy them' he replied.
' The house that I am working in is empty and they were going to throw them in the bin, I thought you would like them'
Now what goes on in the brain cells of men??????
Why on earth would any female want half a dozen bloody wooden pegs??????
Totally baffles me!!!!!!
Mar 21st 2005, 8:34 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by soapy
some people are never happy, just think how angry u would have been if they were plastic
I love the way its a present for YOU
Mar 21st 2005, 8:37 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by hevs
yeah, especially BLUE plastic
I love the way its a present for YOU
I love the way its a present for YOU
i think ill neet to get mrs soapy a mop , just to keep u lot off my back lmao
Mar 21st 2005, 8:41 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by soapy
hey hold on here!!!!! the poor guy could have been locked up for pinchin a few pegs just to make the mrs happy and u lot have a go at him
i think ill neet to get mrs soapy a mop , just to keep u lot off my back lmao
i think ill neet to get mrs soapy a mop , just to keep u lot off my back lmao
Mar 21st 2005, 8:42 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
I'm really sorry Sandra but that cracked me up. Just come back from school having had to deal with a horrible child (not mine ), feeling irritable, read that and LMAO.
The sad thing is, he was probably totally confused as to what he had done wrong - men, can't live with them, can't live without them.
), feeling irritable, read that and LMAO.The sad thing is, he was probably totally confused as to what he had done wrong - men, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Mar 21st 2005, 8:46 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
moneypen........he is amazed that I am not 'over the moon' with his bloody pegs.
Stormed out mumbling something about me never being grateful!!!!!!
Probably try and make it up by coming in with some washing up gloves......or a new dustpan and brush!!!
Stormed out mumbling something about me never being grateful!!!!!!
Probably try and make it up by coming in with some washing up gloves......or a new dustpan and brush!!!
Mar 21st 2005, 8:46 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by moneypen20
I'm really sorry Sandra but that cracked me up. Just come back from school having had to deal with a horrible child (not mine ), feeling irritable, read that and LMAO.
The sad thing is, he was probably totally confused as to what he had done wrong - men, can't live with them, can't live without them.
), feeling irritable, read that and LMAO.The sad thing is, he was probably totally confused as to what he had done wrong - men, can't live with them, can't live without them.
your sittin watching the telly, really pissed off at the tought of the pegs. your sitting with them in your hands thinking, now where should i stick them?
then he farts !!!! and its a cracker...........hey presto !!!!!
now u say we men never think of you lot
Mar 21st 2005, 8:50 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
I'm sure you can make good use of them....peg 'em somewhere painful, Sandra!
Mar 21st 2005, 8:52 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by Pollyana
I'm sure you can make good use of them....peg 'em somewhere painful, Sandra!
Mar 21st 2005, 8:57 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by soapy
dont u start !!!!!! if you lot are wanting a fight. ive got an idea for the pegs. the guys will hang u lot out to dry
Let the pegging commence....................
Mar 21st 2005, 8:59 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by hevs
errmm, you and who else?? Don't see many fellas backing you up yet mate
Let the pegging commence....................
Let the pegging commence....................
now if that aint a fight well??? lmao
Mar 21st 2005, 9:02 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by soapy
ok, but we will need to find a line strong enough to hold u lot
now if that aint a fight well??? lmao
now if that aint a fight well??? lmao
Mar 21st 2005, 9:04 am
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Re: He bought me a pressie
Originally Posted by hevs
Thats ok, we'll use the elastic outta your drawers, there should be plenty there. LOL