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Old Jul 5th 2003, 7:34 am
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After over 40 years of eating ozzie beef, I have new assets that need using...

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Here's to growth hormones...
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Originally posted by Florida_03
o my little turn on the catwalk
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Here's to growth hormones...
Are you sure its growth hormones.......... Sounds like the the funny stuff you`re smoking!!!!
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Are you sure its growth hormones.......... Sounds like the the funny stuff you`re smoking!!!!
Right Said Fred, this is the only Smokin' I do.

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Hey Pommie Bastard, after 9 years of Aussies BBQ's you must have some assets coming on.

Maybe a duet you doing a pole dance routine and me on the piano accordian.

Might be able to franchise this one...

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Hey Pommie Bastard, after 9 years of Aussies BBQ's you must have some assets coming on.

Maybe a duet you doing a pole dance routine and me on the piano accordian.

Might be able to franchise this one...
C'mon no guts no glory, make a fortune...

Here pick out some gear and we'll get the show on the road.
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Hey Pommie Bastard, after 9 years of Aussies BBQ's you must have some assets coming on.

Maybe a duet you doing a pole dance routine and me on the piano accordian.

Might be able to franchise this one...
Me A cups are looking more like DDs right now , must try to cut out the meat and eat more sea food.

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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Me A cups are looking more like DDs right now , must try to cut out the meat and eat more sea food.


DD's? mmm... in that case I'd go for the TRIBBLES...and I'll have to slow the tempo down on the piano accordian.

Don't want any industrial accidents now.

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DD's? mmm... in that case I'd go for the TRIBBLES...and I'll have to slow the tempo down on the piano accordian.

Don't want any industrial accidents now.
Think I've made a grave error in judgement and must apologise for my lapse.

It has to be these.
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Permission to use, copy, modify and distribute this simulated image of PB in Tribbles for any non-commercial purpose and without fee is hereby granted, provided that this copyright and permission notice appear on all copies of this horrible image. I make no warranty or representations about the suitability of the image for any purpose. It is provided "AS IS" without any express or implied warranty, including the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. I shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, special or consequential damages resulting from the vomiting or eye damage, whether in an action of contract or tort, arising out of or in connection with the use or performance of this image.
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Originally posted by Florida_03
Permission to use, copy, modify and distribute this simulated image of PB in Tribbles for any non-commercial purpose and without fee is hereby granted, provided that this copyright and permission notice appear on all copies of this horrible image. I make no warranty or representations about the suitability of the image for any purpose. It is provided "AS IS" without any express or implied warranty, including the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. I shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, special or consequential damages resulting from the vomiting or eye damage, whether in an action of contract or tort, arising out of or in connection with the use or performance of this image.
Yor are a disgrace Florida_03.

How demeaning.

Those Tribbles deserve better than that.
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