TopCat3

I was doing a computer course recently, and the tutor was always lapsing into trivia to liven us up He had a theory about toast thing. He said when a piece of toast falls, it is usually from a kitchen bench and it only has time to do one half-turn before landing on the floor butter side down. If it fell from a higher place, say the fridge, it would have time to do a full turn and would land butter side up. (His theory - not mine - don't blame me!!! ) Now, my cat has another theory, and she says...

numbers

and why do belly buttons smell of Poo!! :scared:
trust me, stick your finger in, have a good rub around, now smell it
Blurgh!!!

or is it just mine

JayDeee

This thread is revoulting.

Toast lands butter side down most of the time as it is the heavier side.
Belly button fluff is grey (or any colour) because the belly button owner has not washed their belly button out enough.
The orange scum in your shower is human fat.

Kala

JayDeee

Am I the only person who has a clean belly button round here.

we need a sick smiley

Carruss

Got me kids to try it and..........

Your on your own mate ! ! !

R.

Merlot

That's why I am still cuddly - I need to shower more :scared:

floss

Does this mean that if I live in the shower for a few weeks, I don't need to go on that diet to lose all the wibbly wobbly bits before flying out for our reccie trip.... (going to Cairns and don't think I'll be able to wear my uniform of VERY baggy fleeces and forgiving stretch jeans!)

Merlot

Great minds floss.

M

jimtrish

nope, tried it and mine defo doesnt stink of poo, granted the smell is unique, but not poo :scared:

ok another yukky one, why, even when you wipe efficiently, do you still get clingons!!

floss

:scared: which end are you talking about? :scared:

jimtrish

whichever you prefer, but was talking about tail end

Jamiem

if you get clingons at that end, then I'm seriously worried, and the last thing on my mind would be my belly button smelling of poo!!!! :scared: :scared:

Australia Bound

LOL, This thread has taken a turn for the worst has it not?

As for clingons....i prefer to call them tagnuts and you only get em if you don't wipe your arse properly.

Incidentaly, i don't suffer from them. ...thank the sweet lord.

numbers

haha nice one mate, funniest thread ive seen in ages. As for the belly button, it really applies to men at the end of the working day before we have a shower.

As for the CLINGONS!! they only "CLING-ON" because of Butt Hair!! Shave your butt hair and youl have no more Little Ronnie Corbetts hanging off your butt :scared:

numbers

although my CAT's arse looks like hes sat on a Poo Bomb :scared:
and they lick their arse clean...how many here let their cats lick your face :scared: thats it, i aint saying no more!!!

oh another couple mysteries -

Why does sick have carrots in it even if you havent ate any??

If the water goes anticlockwise down the sink in uk, and Clockwise in AUZ, what does it do on the Equator??

If you lose something, why do you find it in the last place you look??

Cheers