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Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
OOOOOOOOO!! now I go out for a walk and the thread drops off page 1 !! :(
thread stopper, now this! What next! :scared: Right, Im home now, had my dinner and 3 glasses of wine, so I shall commence with the story :D The place was in total chaos. Panties filled the stage, Hevs had given up with her instruments and was sitting in the corner swigging beer from a bottle. Jeremy was so taken with the attention he was receiving in his policemans uniform, he had lost all control of the rabble and was forced to bring in mods from the lounge, whom it had to be said, had experience of dealing with 'stuff' like this. The agents that normally reside in the Aussie part were hiding nervously in the kitchen. Clutching his beer, George tugged Alans suit and pleaded for them both to make a getaway whilst they still could. 'Are you kidding? this is great!' Alan said, grinning as he clutched his bottle of Hann beer. John Howard the Aussie Prime Minister was sitting in a red velvet chair as Princess popped grapes into his mouth on the promise of an Aussie Visa. If he disagreed mind you, at least three of the grapes were laxatives. Polishing his bald head, Princess looked very happy at her 'catch' and had even thrown her own panties on Johns Head, which he was wearing as a tie. Scissors, Thinkpussycat, Worzel, Donna and Hups were busy smoking a joint of catnip - it was the new thing to smoke and beat cannabis anyday. Although, the cats in the area were somewhat pissed off. Jim was performing to a crowd from the USA lounge, God only knows how they got roped into it, but whilst waving the American flag, the girls chanted 'Go Jim' in their strong accents. One girl even fainted at the site of him, although it has to be said, Jim paid her twenty quid to do that. Still very effective though. Manc the mod from the lounge had come in with his pal Bob, also a mod, to see what help the could bring. 'By eck, its a panty fest' Said Manc in his Northern accent. 'Aye, it is too' Bob replied, picking up a blue silken pair of G strings and sniffing them hard. 'Whos the bloke causing this rumpus?' Manc asked a catnip stoned Hevs. 'Him' was all Hevs replied and pointed to Jim on stage, thrusting his pelvis. 'Oh no, thats all we need!' Princess whispered to a smitten John Howard. For there, standing in the door way, was just about everybodys worst nightmare. Standing in raincoats, trilby hats and dark glasses, were two men from the TRA. 'Oh goodee, things should just start hotting up' Grinned a happy Wombat. At the sight of the two TRA men, people started to shout and scream. Aussie passports were thrown on stage, as were a few more panties. Christ knows where they were coming from. Walking purposely onto the stage, th TReA men stood there. 'The Full Monty' music 'Hot Stuff' came on and the lights were dimmed. Standing either side of Jim, the TRA men ripped off their raincoats revealing nothing but a leopard print G string and a smile. Except the one in the middle and he had a huge one. 'This gets better' Said SJoldfield to Scissors. 'Christ almighty' Worzel said, extremely disgruntled that his VB shirt wasnt in the final display. Now the panties had run out, the girls were chucking their bras at the display of testosterone. Bras of all sizes ranging from not worth covering your nipples to christ, you could breastfeed London, were chucked at the TRA men and Jim. 'Now we know he has contacts' Pommie league muttered to a disgruntled Wombat. Just when you think it couldnt get any worse, the TRA men were showing how skilled they were, the agents were hiding, Princess was polishing John Howards head, Hevs and the gang were stoned on catnip and the women in the crowd were not only minus their knickers, but their bras too. 'Jeremy, Manc, Bob, arent you going to stop them?' Asked Jack the lad. He was a little fed up as he had been told to put his todger away some time ago. All three mods looked at Jack and replied simply; 'Stop that lot, you must be joking'. It was no good, Jim and the TRA men were getting far too much attention. Something had to be done. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
That meanz that you have to give it to somebody else as you have already given karma to Sam.... I get that too as I lurve her sooooooooooooooooooo much I am ALWAYS giving her karma! LOL;) :p
Yeah with a few others too, but it's not letting me give anything now, just let me do a few and stopped. I was a bit heavy with it yesterday so will be all charged up again tomorrow I guess. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Right, Im home now, had my dinner and 3 glasses of wine, so I shall commence with the story :D
The place was in total chaos. Panties filled the stage, Hevs had given up with her instruments and was sitting in the corner swigging beer from a bottle. Jeremy was so taken with the attention he was receiving in his policemans uniform, he had lost all control of the rabble and was forced to bring in mods from the lounge, whom it had to be said, had experience of dealing with 'stuff' like this. The agents that normally reside in the Aussie part were hiding nervously in the kitchen. Clutching his beer, George tugged Alans suit and pleaded for them both to make a getaway whilst they still could. 'Are you kidding? this is great!' Alan said, grinning as he clutched his bottle of Hann beer. John Howard the Aussie Prime Minister was sitting in a red velvet chair as Princess popped grapes into his mouth on the promise of an Aussie Visa. If he disagreed mind you, at least three of the grapes were laxatives. Polishing his bald head, Princess looked very happy at her 'catch' and had even thrown her own panties on Johns Head, which he was wearing as a tie. Scissors, Thinkpussycat, Worzel, Donna and Hups were busy smoking a joint of catnip - it was the new thing to smoke and beat cannabis anyday. Although, the cats in the area were somewhat pissed off. Jim was performing to a crowd from the USA lounge, God only knows how they got roped into it, but whilst waving the American flag, the girls chanted 'Go Jim' in their strong accents. One girl even fainted at the site of him, although it has to be said, Jim paid her twenty quid to do that. Still very effective though. Manc the mod from the lounge had come in with his pal Bob, also a mod, to see what help the could bring. 'By eck, its a panty fest' Said Manc in his Northern accent. 'Aye, it is too' Bob replied, picking up a blue silken pair of G strings and sniffing them hard. 'Whos the bloke causing this rumpus?' Manc asked a catnip stoned Hevs. 'Him' was all Hevs replied and pointed to Jim on stage, thrusting his pelvis. 'Oh no, thats all we need!' Princess whispered to a smitten John Howard. For there, standing in the door way, was just about everybodys worst nightmare. Standing in raincoats, trilby hats and dark glasses, were two men from the TRA. 'Oh goodee, things should just start hotting up' Grinned a happy Wombat. At the sight of the two TRA men, people started to shout and scream. Aussie passports were thrown on stage, as were a few more panties. Christ knows where they were coming from. Walking purposely onto the stage, th TReA men stood there. 'The Full Monty' music 'Hot Stuff' came on and the lights were dimmed. Standing either side of Jim, the TRA men ripped off their raincoats revealing nothing but a leopard print G string and a smile. Except the one in the middle and he had a huge one. 'This gets better' Said SJoldfield to Scissors. 'Christ almighty' Worzel said, extremely disgruntled that his VB shirt wasnt in the final display. Now the panties had run out, the girls were chucking their bras at the display of testosterone. Bras of all sizes ranging from not worth covering your nipples to christ, you could breastfeed London, were chucked at the TRA men and Jim. 'Now we know he has contacts' Pommie league muttered to a disgruntled Wombat. Just when you think it couldnt get any worse, the TRA men were showing how skilled they were, the agents were hiding, Princess was polishing John Howards head, Hevs and the gang were stoned on catnip and the women in the crowd were not only minus their knickers, but their bras too. 'Jeremy, Manc, Bob, arent you going to stop them?' Asked Jack the lad. He was a little fed up as he had been told to put his todger away some time ago. All three mods looked at Jack and replied simply; 'Stop that lot, you must be joking'. It was no good, Jim and the TRA men were getting far too much attention. Something had to be done. Gotta run out now :( but will be back soon eager to read the next chapter :) |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
That meanz that you have to give it to somebody else as you have already given karma to Sam.... I get that too as I lurve her sooooooooooooooooooo much I am ALWAYS giving her karma! LOL;) :p
Did you get the migration cards? I forgot to ask you. I just sent you some karma And you Jim. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
Yeah with a few others too, but it's not letting me give anything now, just let me do a few and stopped. I was a bit heavy with it yesterday so will be all charged up again tomorrow I guess.
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Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Did you get the migration cards? I forgot to ask you.
I just sent you some karma And you Jim. They are wonderful *kiss kiss* |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
YIPPEEEEEEE! ...... there is more!
Gotta run out now :( but will be back soon eager to read the next chapter :) As Jim slopes off the stage, Jonahs Mummy spots him and shouts to Scissors, Thinkpussycat and Hevs. 'Oi, stop him!; Jonahs Mummy cries. Running after Jim, they chase him down the corridors. He mustnt get away at any cost. He had complained that nobody loved him and they did. He must pay. Panting, Jim hides in the broom cupboard. 'What the hell is that?' Jim mutters to himself. 'Excuse me, if you don't mind that was my elbow!' Came a voice from behind the Mr Muscle cleaner. 'Yes and it was my foot too' Another little voice said. It was the agents. 'Sorry mate, didnt see you there' Jim said apologetically, wiping the sweat from his forehead. Outside the cupboard, Jonahs Mummy was listening carefully for noise. Jim was the love God and needed to be found. Jim could feel his heart beating, he could barely breathe. And what was worse, his hay fever was bad. Any minute now he was going to sneeze and then, the girls would hear him. BACK ON THE CHAIR WITH JOHN HOWARD Princess was telling John Howard about her life as a secretary. Staring at her stockings and suspenders, John asked if she would mind doing a bit of dick-tation with him and his political 'stuff'. Giggling, Princess polished his head a little more. The TRA men were busy making cocktails for the girls. The show over and no Jim, they needed a break. Hevs was talking heatedly about Aussie rules football with Pommie league and Wombat was busy fighting with himself/herself, giving her head the occasional slap to put himself in his place. Scissors having neatly trimmed the TRA mans pubic hair, was now offering a quick haircutting service to the others. Bob, Manc and Jeremy were now totally pissed in the kitchen and were discussing 'religion' and how should the topic be fought out in a naked mud bath in the lounge (between the girls of course). Only Jim wasnt settled and only Jim was in danger. Jonahs Mummy was on the prowl and more to the point, would she find him? 'You get us caught and you are dead' The agents muttered to a trembling and about to sneeze Jim. 'Whoooshooo' Jim had sneezed. Turning round to the direction of the broom cupboard, Jonahs Mummy had caught her prey. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
As Jim slopes off the stage, Jonahs Mummy spots him and shouts to Scissors, Thinkpussycat and Hevs.
'Oi, stop him!; Jonahs Mummy cries. Running after Jim, they chase him down the corridors. He mustnt get away at any cost. He had complained that nobody loved him and they did. He must pay. Panting, Jim hides in the broom cupboard. 'What the hell is that?' Jim mutters to himself. 'Excuse me, if you don't mind that was my elbow!' Came a voice from behind the Mr Muscle cleaner. 'Yes and it was my foot too' Another little voice said. It was the agents. 'Sorry mate, didnt see you there' Jim said apologetically, wiping the sweat from his forehead. Outside the cupboard, Jonahs Mummy was listening carefully for noise. Jim was the love God and needed to be found. Jim could feel his heart beating, he could barely breathe. And what was worse, his hay fever was bad. Any minute now he was going to sneeze and then, the girls would hear him. BACK ON THE CHAIR WITH JOHN HOWARD Princess was telling John Howard about her life as a secretary. Staring at her stockings and suspenders, John asked if she would mind doing a bit of dick-tation with him and his political 'stuff'. Giggling, Princess polished his head a little more. The TRA men were busy making cocktails for the girls. The show over and no Jim, they needed a break. Hevs was talking heatedly about Aussie rules football with Pommie league and Wombat was busy fighting with himself/herself, giving her head the occasional slap to put himself in his place. Scissors having neatly trimmed the TRA mans pubic hair, was now offering a quick haircutting service to the others. Bob, Manc and Jeremy were now totally pissed in the kitchen and were discussing 'religion' and how should the topic be fought out in a naked mud bath in the lounge (between the girls of course). Only Jim wasnt settled and only Jim was in danger. Jonahs Mummy was on the prowl and more to the point, would she find him? 'You get us caught and you are dead' The agents muttered to a trembling and about to sneeze Jim. 'Whoooshooo' Jim had sneezed. Turning round to the direction of the broom cupboard, Jonahs Mummy had caught her prey. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
*Pounce!*
Suddenly the cupboard door opens and Jonahs Mummy stands their with a smug grin on her face. Jim tries to hide his eyes from the light. 'Oh look, three for the price of one' she shouts aloud. 'Holy shit' The agents say. There was no escape. 'Look what I have found' Jonahs Mummy yells, dragging two agents and Jim by some pink furry love cuffs. 'Oh Goodee, that makes one each. Princess has John Howard, so we are all happy' Grins Scissors. 'Take them to the function room' Orders Jonahs Mummy. 'Yes, we can use them as slaves' Scissors shouts as she searches for her whip. Poor Jim, not only had he been caught out himself, but he had brought the agents with him. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
YIPPEEEEEEE! ...... there is more!
Gotta run out now :( but will be back soon eager to read the next chapter :) Jim was now far more popular than he ever had imagined. Staring at him, Hevs nodded towards Scissors, to give him 'the treatment'. He had female fans that needed their 'Jim fix'. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Did you get the migration cards? I forgot to ask you.
I just sent you some karma And you Jim. I must say, I haven't laughed so much reading your last few posts Princess, I now see why you is a Karma king! ......... err ....... Queen ?! .......... ok, Princess :) Thank you. I PROMISE to read all these out to the other half once she is better, she will LHAO fa sure :) |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
Yes I have recieved, thanks :)
I must say, I haven't laughed so much reading your last few posts Princess, I now see why you is a Karma king! ......... err ....... Queen ?! .......... ok, Princess :) Thank you. I PROMISE to read all these out to the other half once she is better, she will LHAO fa sure :) As soon as your partner is better, she will magically appear in my stories. Jim, I see you live in Watford, my Dad lives in Watford. You up for a pint someday? Hubby and myself could meet you and your partner if you like? |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
As soon as your partner is better, she will magically appear in my stories.
Jim, I see you live in Watford, my Dad lives in Watford. You up for a pint someday? Hubby and myself could meet you and your partner if you like? I'm good if you want to with just Larry ?! or Jim, or even Paul ...lol |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
Well 'I' can DEF say yes :) I know the other half won't, BUT would normally, she is an ole gassbag ...lol
I'm good if you want to with just Larry ?! or Jim, or even Paul ...lol What pubs do you know in Watford? Ive been in the Wellington a few times. But I dont really know it that well. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Control is regained on the stage.
hevs, Scissors and Worzel are doing a copy of Bon Jovi 'Living on a Prayer' Princess and John Howard are head banging, except John Howard has no hair, but Princess is furiously banging her head so hard it nearly falls off. Jonahs Mummy is pole dancing using Jim as the pole, gyrating around a smiling Jim. The agents are even letting their hair down and are limbo dancing under a broomstick with Wombat and Pommi league. Rooskie has started a Miss Wet T shirt and is trying to round up the girls. Even the TRA men are enjoying themselves and are dancing - it may be on their own, but they are dancing. All is well in the world of Aussie Expats. For now.... 'It will all kick off soon, you will see' Manc said to JAJ knowingly 'Not on my patch' JAJ replied. Bob had disappeared and was found down a busty beauty's top, enveloped in her cleavage. So far so good...... |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
What pubs do you know in Watford?
Ive been in the Wellington a few times. But I dont really know it that well. As to knowing any, it'll prob be easier if you name one and I'll find it! I don't go out drinking no more and my local is terrible ...lol. In town they are ok I think ?!? fat lot of good me! Oh and soz bout delay, you know how it is :) |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Control is regained on the stage.
hevs, Scissors and Worzel are doing a copy of Bon Jovi 'Living on a Prayer' Princess and John Howard are head banging, except John Howard has no hair, but Princess is furiously banging her head so hard it nearly falls off. Jonahs Mummy is pole dancing using Jim as the pole, gyrating around a smiling Jim. The agents are even letting their hair down and are limbo dancing under a broomstick with Wombat and Pommi league. Rooskie has started a Miss Wet T shirt and is trying to round up the girls. Even the TRA men are enjoying themselves and are dancing - it may be on their own, but they are dancing. All is well in the world of Aussie Expats. For now.... 'It will all kick off soon, you will see' Manc said to JAJ knowingly 'Not on my patch' JAJ replied. Bob had disappeared and was found down a busty beauty's top, enveloped in her cleavage. So far so good...... You obv do this for a living Princess, you are just too good at this! |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
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You obv do this for a living Princess, you are just too good at this! Wish I did, I work as a secretary! Ive written for a veterinary journal freelance when i use to be a veterinary nurse and did some work experience on our local paper. But as for writing utter crap, Oh no, thats for fun. Its harmless fun though and a bit of escapism. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
Errr, to be honest me and drink don't mix too well :( ALTHO! ...... will have a pint or two now and then :)
As to knowing any, it'll prob be easier if you name one and I'll find it! I don't go out drinking no more and my local is terrible ...lol. In town they are ok I think ?!? fat lot of good me! Oh and soz bout delay, you know how it is :) I cant hold my drink at all. Two glasses at the most if I go out. Not good at all, quite boring me. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Wish I did, I work as a secretary!
Ive written for a veterinary journal freelance when i use to be a veterinary nurse and did some work experience on our local paper. But as for writing utter crap, Oh no, thats for fun. Its harmless fun though and a bit of escapism. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I cant hold my drink at all. Two glasses at the most if I go out.
Not good at all, quite boring me. Ok, well I'm def up for it if you want. Like I say wherever and whenever is good with me, except Tue - Sat night as I'm at work! loads of choice ther you see! ...lol, altho to be honest I start at 11pm so can easily have one and a few cokes after if my choice of day is too limiting !? In your court ;) |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
Well I KNOW I am not the only one who enjoys reading em :)
I shall do a proper one tomorrow. Im going to London Zoo and I think my story will involve 'Aussie Forum Day Out' or something like that. It will be a proper one, everyone will get a mention. They will all be wearing Jim tour jackets and earings. Even 'The Agents' and the TRA men will be in it, as will John Howard. Oh God, now i have the idea in my head, Im tempted to start it now. Thats the trouble, get an idea and need to write it down. Jim, you are going to regret the day you started this thread because you have an official part in all my stories. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I shall do a proper one tomorrow.
Im going to London Zoo and I think my story will involve 'Aussie Forum Day Out' or something like that. It will be a proper one, everyone will get a mention. They will all be wearing Jim tour jackets and earings. Even 'The Agents' and the TRA men will be in it, as will John Howard. Oh God, now i have the idea in my head, Im tempted to start it now. Thats the trouble, get an idea and need to write it down. Jim, you are going to regret the day you started this thread because you have an official part in all my stories. Anyway, I have to leave for work :( but as usual will be back online about 5/6am Speak then! lol |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
Well Mr thread stopper has decided to go, I know when I am not wanted.
I don't know what I've done wrong, but I seem to be stopping threads which isn't fair to the starter. I've added my comments to several threads over the last few days and I dunno, but that seems to be it, or they continue and NOTHING I say gets mentioned ?! It's as if I am not here. As I say I don't know what I did wrong, but something for sure. I only ever wanted to be part of the community, but I obv don't fit for some reason. I've had a few longish threads of recent and apart from the moderator Jeremy, there's been 4 or 5 pages with no other comments other than from 4 or 5 members :( 1,500 viewings tho! I appreciate they was Student Visa related, and not everyone has a lot to say about that if they are going with PR in hand, but even a word of support would've been nice. Instead of each time my partner asked "well, what are the other people saying?", I'd say "no one has replied but JAJ again", I'd love to have told her "oh 'so and so' has posted saying blah blah blah, but alas! I don't want knock Jeremy as he's helped us the most on here, but he can be a bit negative towards ppl who want to study to get PR. He's perfectly entitled to his opinion, but maybe a few opinions from others might have made the whole 'bashing feeling' we seem to have felt over the last few days not so bad. For me and my partner the last 2 years has been terrible as far as the Immigration (if it ever happens) has been. We've been on the roller coaster of emotions with the 'yes it's on' and the 'oh sh*t, we can't do it now'. We've been thru the TRA who took 7 months (with priority) to tell us no good! Reasons they gave were there under their eyes, its not like they had to do any checking to come to their conclusion, and maybe I am too paranoid, but I think they just wanted to mess us about, it doesn't take 7 months to tell me I have no qualifications when page 1 of my portfolio stated that! Anyway, we was told about study to PR, and that's been just as bad as which ever way I look, there is problems or high risks. The last week or so I have probably been spending up to 10 hours a day on the PC. Either on Expat, DIMIA, or whatever, but all Australia related. My partner suffers with depression anyway, and being a SADS sufferer has not been taking the Winter too good, but with all the stress of the last few days has had a break down, had to go to the Doctor, and is now on medication to get her thru this period. With hindsight maybe I have been too obsessed with this Australia thing that I have neglected her :( Either way the best thing I can do now is leave Expat and everything else, and put my time and effort where it is more needed for now. We'll be back on track with getting to Australia as soon as we are over this period. I thought about just disappearing and pop back with a new username then, but that's not fair to the few ppl that have helped me, and have pm'd me to wish me luck and keep them informed, so here's my last post I think, at least I have explained my reasons. I just want to thank everyone who DID help me with advice and support since I joined, especially JAJ even tho what I just said about the guy. I'll definitely need to post on here again in the future, but I think I'll get more responses as someone else :( which is a shame, we all need answers! THE END RIP Jim2004 (Paul) CORKER |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
I look forward to it :)
Anyway, I have to leave for work :( but as usual will be back online about 5/6am Speak then! lol In a puff of smoke, he was gone to the chilly parts of Watford - thats where famous people live, and people that like the shopping centre there. 'Who shall we worship till tomorrow?' Hevs asks, a little worried. 'bollox' replied Wombat and cracked open a beer. 'Yes, but whos bollox?' Hevs asked 'Jeremys' Wombat grinned and swigged the beer. Jeremy nervously backed out of the room, he valued his crown jewels and was more than afraid. The Agents and TRA men crossed their legs all at the same time. Oh dear, Jim please come back. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by CORKER
GOOD LUCK...AND DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU.....JUST KEEP PLUGGING AWAY
CORKER
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
As Jim leaves the building, the ladies cheer and scream for him, those with panties left, chuck them on stage.
In a puff of smoke, he was gone to the chilly parts of Watford - thats where famous people live, and people that like the shopping centre there. 'Who shall we worship till tomorrow?' Hevs asks, a little worried. 'bollox' replied Wombat and cracked open a beer. 'Yes, but whos bollox?' Hevs asked 'Jeremys' Wombat grinned and swigged the beer. Jeremy nervously backed out of the room, he valued his crown jewels and was more than afraid. The Agents and TRA men crossed their legs all at the same time. Oh dear, Jim please come back. I've kept all the knickers if anyone wants any ?? I'll post the link for the eBay ad as soon as I've put me on (ooooo err!) |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
I'll post the link for the eBay ad as soon as I've put me on (ooooo err!)
ROFL .......... sorry |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
There are some sick people about.... :D Mind you if I look in a day or two and see that he makes money I am gonna get me some paper pants.... |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
The stadium was now empty. The expats had left and had all gone to bed. There really was no point without Jim. The cleaners were mopping the floor whistling tunelessly as they sloshed water everywhere. Bless them, they were from the 'European Forum' and they were on £5 an hour. They had not all gone back to their own beds though. Oh no, dont think those TRA men were innocent. Back in their flasher macs and glasses, they had gone back to 'The Pink Panty Parlour' for a glass of brandy with Princess, Scissors and Jonahs Mummy. John Howard was there and for a bet, was wearing womens underwear. The Agents were absolutely pissing themselves laughing too, they could never apply to the TRA again with a straight face. But apart from that, the stadium was being cleaned for the next big event where Jim was making yet another appearance, supported by Wombat and Worzel. There would also be some mud wrestling too. But not tonight. The cleaners want to lock the place up and are tapping their heels impatiently on the floor. Until tomorrow. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by chattyshazza
OMG... ROFL
There are some sick people about.... :D Mind you if I look in a day or two and see that he makes money I am gonna get me some paper pants.... I've bookmarked it! |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
The stadium was now empty.
The expats had left and had all gone to bed. There really was no point without Jim. The cleaners were mopping the floor whistling tunelessly as they sloshed water everywhere. Bless them, they were from the 'European Forum' and they were on £5 an hour. They had not all gone back to their own beds though. Oh no, dont think those TRA men were innocent. Back in their flasher macs and glasses, they had gone back to 'The Pink Panty Parlour' for a glass of brandy with Princess, Scissors and Jonahs Mummy. John Howard was there and for a bet, was wearing womens underwear. The Agents were absolutely pissing themselves laughing too, they could never apply to the TRA again with a straight face. But apart from that, the stadium was being cleaned for the next big event where Jim was making yet another appearance, supported by Wombat and Worzel. There would also be some mud wrestling too. But not tonight. The cleaners want to lock the place up and are tapping their heels impatiently on the floor. Until tomorrow. |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
You know, I just hope for your sake you are through the TRA already ...lol
Nope, not through it yet. But I have a deep understanding for The Agents and the Men in Flasher macs (MIFM for short) When I write about the TRA men, I always make them handsome and they always wear a G string and they always have big todgers. :D |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Nope, not through it yet.
But I have a deep understanding for The Agents and the Men in Flasher macs (MIFM for short) When I write about the TRA men, I always make them handsome and they always wear a G string and they always have big todgers. :D |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
As Jim leaves the building, the ladies cheer and scream for him, those with panties left, chuck them on stage.
In a puff of smoke, he was gone to the chilly parts of Watford - thats where famous people live, and people that like the shopping centre there. 'Who shall we worship till tomorrow?' Hevs asks, a little worried. 'bollox' replied Wombat and cracked open a beer. 'Yes, but whos bollox?' Hevs asked 'Jeremys' Wombat grinned and swigged the beer. Jeremy nervously backed out of the room, he valued his crown jewels and was more than afraid. The Agents and TRA men crossed their legs all at the same time. Oh dear, Jim please come back. she waited ..... and waited..... and waited.... but sadly no sign Jim had left the building :( |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by possoms
... and unable to get a ticket Possoms waited patiently at the backstage door clutching her best m&s pants in her hand ready to throw them
she waited ..... and waited..... and waited.... but sadly no sign Jim had left the building :( |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
Right possoms, I'm saying nowt, your the thread stopper now! :D
Hey Jim! See my thread killer thread? :D Go on... reply to it, you know you want to :D Cheers, JTL |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Hey Jim!
See my thread killer thread? :D Go on... reply to it, you know you want to :D Cheers, JTL I'll dare NOT to touch it tho, sorry, too risky for me, you understand ;) Oh and I've got that CD ready of those songs, I was asked to refrain from going in to work last night so didn't get the chance to listen to it. I WILL report my findings tho asap, pwomise :) |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
What was in the ad? Can't wait for "the expats day out" wonder what you'll get up to Jim? :D :scared: |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by mandi248
What's happened to the ad?? it's been removed by ebay!!
What was in the ad? Can't wait for "the expats day out" wonder what you'll get up to Jim? :D :scared: Someone was selling a second hand (?!?!) pair of them big bloomer type of knickers you wear in hospital, the type you wear before an operation, if you've ever seen em! Second hand :scared: ...lol, altho the seller said they was his girlfriends, and only put them up for sale to see what kind of interest they got ...lol Oh and please don't confuse me with Sam's interpritation ...lol I will probably sit in the corner with a coke and rub my hands over a warm log fire nervously! |
Re: Goodbye (again)
Originally Posted by Jim2004
That's a pity bout the ebay add, was very apt...lol
Someone was selling a second hand (?!?!) pair of them big bloomer type of knickers you wear in hospital, the type you wear before an operation, if you've ever seen em! Second hand :scared: ...lol, altho the seller said they was his girlfriends, and only put them up for sale to see what kind of interest they got ...lol Oh and please don't confuse me with Sam's interpritation ...lol I will probably sit in the corner with a coke and rub my hands over a warm log fire nervously! Don't panic I'm a theatre nurse :rolleyes: Oh, don't spoil the illusion, I think it's very funny has kept me on the edge of my seat a few times waiting for the next part :D |
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