Funny Job Titles
Aug 26th 2005, 6:13 am
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Funny Job Titles
Ever remember watching Cilla Blacks Blind Date a few years ago, and there was a right funny guy on there, he said his job was a :
Vision Technician aka a Window Cleaner
Today on a site we were working at, was havin 9am Smoko and was yabberin to sum guy, I said so what dya do?
He said Im a Boundary Engineer ?? WHAT !! lol
A fencer ya Phukwit he laughed !!
ANyone else got any funnys????
Vision Technician aka a Window Cleaner
Today on a site we were working at, was havin 9am Smoko and was yabberin to sum guy, I said so what dya do?
He said Im a Boundary Engineer ?? WHAT !! lol
A fencer ya Phukwit he laughed !!
ANyone else got any funnys????
Aug 26th 2005, 6:20 am
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Re: Funny Job Titles
the people who work in subway are called
sandwich technicians
made me smile the other day
& what fantasic ones they are - yum!!!
pootle26
sandwich technicians
made me smile the other day
& what fantasic ones they are - yum!!!
pootle26
Aug 26th 2005, 6:24 am
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Re: Funny Job Titles
Originally Posted by pootle26
the people who work in subway are called
sandwich technicians
made me smile the other day
& what fantasic ones they are - yum!!!
pootle26
sandwich technicians
made me smile the other day
& what fantasic ones they are - yum!!!
pootle26
I had a chicken and bacon wrap other morning YUMMMMMOO !!!!
Aug 26th 2005, 6:30 am
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Re: Funny Job Titles
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
hahhaa yer they r
I had a chicken and bacon wrap other morning YUMMMMMOO !!!!
I had a chicken and bacon wrap other morning YUMMMMMOO !!!!
My ex boss was a masturbation technician.
Aug 26th 2005, 6:33 am
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Re: Funny Job Titles
Originally Posted by lilstewie
My ex boss was a masturbation technician.
good one
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Aug 26th 2005, 6:55 am
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Re: Funny Job Titles
In our local paper the other week they were advertising for "Sanitation Engineers" (BIN MEN!) LOL ... what made me laugh was that the prerequisites were a minimum of 5 GCSE's INCLUDING a pass above C in English & Maths! WTF??
... what made me laugh was that the prerequisites were a minimum of 5 GCSE's INCLUDING a pass above C in English & Maths! WTF??
Aug 26th 2005, 7:03 am
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Re: Funny Job Titles
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
In our local paper the other week they were advertising for "Sanitation Engineers" (BIN MEN!) LOL ... what made me laugh was that the prerequisites were a minimum of 5 GCSE's INCLUDING a pass above C in English & Maths! WTF??
... what made me laugh was that the prerequisites were a minimum of 5 GCSE's INCLUDING a pass above C in English & Maths! WTF??Over here 1 binman does ya bins, with automated grabbers etc etc...
In uk yrs ago, a binman would carry 120 bags of crap in each hand and meander his way thru 2 miles of entries etc... nowadays if the bin aint positioned the correct angle and f the correct weight the bastards leave it lol !!!
In Cov, im told they are on a 8k a year pay DECREASE !!! I should bloodywell think so too
