Funny
Aug 26th 2004, 3:59 am
#1
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Funny
"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his
phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator
in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's
make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
Mick
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his
phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator
in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's
make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
Mick
Aug 26th 2004, 6:55 am
#2
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Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 4,235
Re: Funny
Originally Posted by mick n cheryl
"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his
phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator
in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's
make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
Mick
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his
phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator
in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's
make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
Mick
Aug 27th 2004, 6:36 am
#3
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Joined: Sep 2003
Location: dreamland
Posts: 779
Re: Funny
PMSL. Definately one to circulate.
