Timber Floor Au

We were working in Ipswich, and turned upto a call at an industrial park.

I started getting tools out the trucks, and Walt my gaffa ( Im his offsider ) went to see the client.

He is 70 a texan built like a OX and deaf as a coot.

He came back actually trotting, i giggled...

I looked at him and smiled, his face was awry with TEETH and hilarity...

Bemused I glanced across to the Units SIgn.

i wont mention the company, but it has to do with paradise pleasure and all night !!!!

We went in thru security doors, and proceeded to the ROMAN room, round bed and shower, toiletries by D&G lol

We fixed the problem, had a pee in the LOO cos ya have to christen the dunny !!!!

Walked out thru the lounge area into reception and met CRYSTAL

She handed me and Walt leaflet:

We giggled like skoolkids and hurriedly rushed out lol

We got to the trucks loaded up and pulled out of the PRIVATE carpark.....

Walt said HEY steve READ THIS !!

LUNCHTIME SPECIAL !!! $35 bucks

Champagne , Salad and Prawns, Jacket Potato and light Grill.

For afters ALICE and DEEDEE for 1/2 an hour and a FREE B.J

Say no more....

Didnt tell the missus heehee OH and before ya ask NO we didnt have the LUNCH TIME SPECIAL Prawns giv me GASS

Pinkyfox

I just read this had to read it to my hubbie very amusing!!!!! He wants to know if he can have a job!!!

Donna

OzTennis

How many points does DIMIA give for this line of work? Crystal, not Timber!

OzTennis

moneypenny20

How rough must Alice and DeeDee be. The rest of the "food" would come to about $30 :scared:

seang

And shouldnt that read free OJ not BJ