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Old Aug 31st 2005, 9:56 am
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OZ is awesome for company names etc. What have you seen thats made you WET yaself.

My faves are
Floppy Dicks ( computer store)
Lost the Plot ( a burial finder based in Albion ) go figure lol
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
OZ is awesome for company names etc. What have you seen thats made you WET yaself.

My faves are
Floppy Dicks ( computer store)
Lost the Plot ( a burial finder based in Albion ) go figure lol
Stacks of Dacks - a trouser shop.

The Nut Bloke - nuts and bolts, etc.
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Old Aug 31st 2005, 10:01 am
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This one made me laugh, it was a secretarial company called She'll Be Write

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Old Aug 31st 2005, 10:11 am
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[QUOTE=Timber Floor Au]OZ is awesome for company names etc. What have you seen thats made you WET yaself.



G Spot..... shop speaks for itself.....

spotted it leavin Gympie.... having visited Cresta earlier this year....

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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
OZ is awesome for company names etc. What have you seen thats made you WET yaself.



G Spot..... shop speaks for itself.....

spotted it leavin Gympie.... having visited Cresta earlier this year....

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Yes we know the guy who owns the shop , excellent add board outside reads "The G spot even men can find it"!!!
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Old Aug 31st 2005, 10:57 am
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Pushy Galore - Sells Pushbikes


I know it's not a company name but I did see an advert for a brothel in the local paper (The leader) which said: "Loads of beautiful girls - one ugly one".

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Pushy Galore - Sells Pushbikes


I know it's not a company name but I did see an advert for a brothel in the local paper (The leader) which said: "Loads of beautiful girls - one ugly one".

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One that was around in my younger days - Rigid Tool Company. Slogan 'you'll never know when you need a Rigid Tool'. Are they still operating?

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One that was around in my younger days - Rigid Tool Company. Slogan 'you'll never know when you need a Rigid Tool'. Are they still operating?

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I once had to take delivery of a wetsuit from a compay called Beaver. Their slogan was " You're always happy with a wet Beaver".

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I once had to take delivery of a wetsuit from a compay called Beaver. Their slogan was " You're always happy with a wet Beaver".

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Thought I would just check out and YES Beaver are still around

http://www.beaversports.co.uk/catalo...t/wetsuits.htm

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my neighbours ,company is called "Permanant Erections" he puts up shed ,s and fences .............. mm
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Good one in Scotland for a firm that provides portable lavatories on building sites - W C in Fields. You're too young or don't know your comic geniuses if it needs to be explained!

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FRIGMOBILE.

Supplies transport for those special things.

Bloody great red and white refridgerated lorries
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FRIGMOBILE.

Supplies transport for those special things.

Bloody great red and white refridgerated lorries

I was just about to put that Down here we have a shop called "hard on tools"
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This one is accidental but all too appropriate at the moment, it is a firm of solicitors that is partly involved with the chain of inactivity involving my house sale
















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Default Re: Funniest Company Names in OZ !!

Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
OZ is awesome for company names etc. What have you seen thats made you WET yaself.

My faves are
Floppy Dicks ( computer store)
Lost the Plot ( a burial finder based in Albion ) go figure lol

Will take some topping but how about good old fooks lubricants Wait til you drive past one of their lorries causes quite a chuckle lol
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