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Kids books that never made it to print.

Aussie Curry:scared:

omg how gross is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i bet he has an arse like the japenese flag!!!

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Just heard the wretching around the office from those that I forwarded it to.

Good stuff.

people take photos of every kind of crap (pun intended) imaginable, theres even a web site devoted to the stuff called ratemypoo.com
tut tut tut, whatever next


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Music to my ears:D



joem

GROSS GROSS GROSS

Just put me off my dinner !

Daughters just looked over my shoulder and said looks like daddy doing a wee and she's not 5 yet !

Juls

Who is taking the bets on how long it will take the moderator to remove this thread?

OzTennis

on what grounds?

There are children around and not everyone has our hardened stomaches.

The ground the guy is messing on.

OzTennis

while this thread is back up top, what was funny about the hilton pic.....i have looked at it a few times and cant come up with anything.....am i missing something?

me too!
second thoughts, maybe because it's right next to the eiffel tower?

Young Paris Hilton, daughter of the Hilton Hotel empire, has been putting herself about a bit.

I'm assuming that this is a photo of the Paris Hilton. Not THE Paris Hilton. If you see what I mean....
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mmm, thanks for trying to explain but i have no idea what you are on about :o

a joke is never funny when you need to have it explained.

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who is paris hilton?

Maybe the juxtaposition of the classic architecture and the modern architecture - I'm like you though.

There was a bit in the paper about an interview with that 'it' girl (whatever that is) Paris Hilton had on TV. She had nude pictures in a magazine and the interviewer was instructed not to raise the subject. So he said there is a Hilton in Paris, she said yes, so it's called the Paris Hilton, yes she says, does it have a ballroom he says, yes she says, so you can have your ........ you know the rest. It might have been some reference to that maybe.

OzTennis
:)

Search on google. There's loads there, most of it of a less than 'family' nature

http://www.purdueexponent.org/interf...yid=ColumnEvan

This one's clean

All the blokes opening it were hoping for a picture of her nude but instead got a picture of the hotel in Paris.

Oztennis I like your remark.

Presumably named in a similar manner to Brooklyn Beckham?

OzTennis:)

opening what?

this thread has gone way over my head.


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The magazine, Billy, the magazine.

what magazine?

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The e-mail of the pic sent round or the thread.

Now I'm confused too....

serves you right for patronising me with the magazine comment miss bundster.

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Sorry WBB. I was only trying to help. Now I have a headache from confusion and I've missed free vend on the coffee machine
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& here was me thinking it was the fact that the sign is as crooked as the Eiffel Tower.

I have absolutely no idea who Paris Hilton is or any other Hilton for that matter. Im with Billy, over in the confused corner :confused: :o .

I know who Paris Hilton is and I'm confused too!:confused:

i just had a look on the net and apparently there is a video of this paris hilton character doing the rounds.
it is said to be similar to the now famous pammy and tommy tape.

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well that makes 4 of us.

You're not missing much...'fluff' is the word that springs to mind

i'm lost again, i must be getting tired.

fluff..??

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Where on earth did you did that out from?
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I think she's of the airhead, surgically enhanced, braindead ie fluffy variety billy (allegedly). Paris Hilton, not bundy! Still confused?

OzTennis:)

LOL!

Well, young Paris is about as useful and interesting as naval fluff...

your wasting your time on me mate, i'm a lost cause.

:o :(

Thanks for the clarification there OzT!!!! I'm very defintely (and obviously) not surgically enhanced and have enough pieces of paper to say I'm not braindead...although I've lost the plot a bit this morning

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