yafm

At least she thought it was welcoming until she noticed everyone was at one end and at the other all on his lonesome was Pommie Bastard having bored all the other guests to death........................

Pollyana

Pommie Bastard spotted her, and came over before she could move in with the other drinkers. "Come and have a nice British drink" he said "I've just got back from a really nasty country and I want to tell people what a horrible experience I had over there"

WBB

then wbb entered the bar and said "i have just been reading a thread where people are making lite of my lurve for sheep" he was not amused, he walked over and asked pb to join him in on his mission to hunt down and attack the wrong doers.........

Pollyana

PB was happy to join him, as he had been very bored since returning to the UK. "I have noone to bully and shout at anymore" he said. "I have no computer to type rude comments into, and my wife has left me because she said Wolverhampton was worse than Perth".......