Pollyana

and although Billy fought valiantly, the kangaroo in his tumtum hopped away, naturally taking the Welshman with him. Billy looked longingly back at the little girlie troll in her pink boobtube....

Larissa

but she had trolled off down the road, with an odd little hairy thing...

Pollyana

...who kept muttering about rings and could be heard at one point claiming to have been a jackeroo......

Larissa

but then... something sped through the air...
was it a plane?
was it a speeding bullet?

No!!!!!
It was SUPER BLIM!!!!

"Hang on missy... I'm here to save kangaroos from distress!"
With that, Superblim pulled WBboy by the scruff of his neck... turned him upside down and patted him on the back. With one huge chunder, out popped the kangaroo and SuperBlim saved the day!!!

Pollyana

"Well boyo" choked Welshboybilly, "i'm not going near any of those jumping things again. I'm sticking to my dear old Flossie and her mates."

Larissa

Then superblim sped into the air, ready to save any other distressed kangaroos...

Pollyana

and for years afterwards children would point at the sky in awe and watch as Super Blim flew past, en route to the next
kanga-mergency!

Larissa

Meanwhile, Welshybillyboy had become severly distressed by the kangaroo incident and so went to seek counselling. He booked an appointment to see Mr Podgypossum...
"So Welshbillyboy, do you usually eat Kangaroos whole?" said Mr Podgy... Welshyboy mopped his brow and wept. "But I thought it was a sheep!" he sobbed...
After 6 weeks of counselling, it emerged that Welshboy had developed his sheep fetish at an early age. It had all begun with the sheep wallpaper and fluffy sheep toy he'd had strapped to the side of his cot as a nipper.

Pollyana

Then someone had bought him a pair of those slippers with animals stuck to them - sheep again; and his mother fed him on Heinz babyfood - pureeed lamb.

tinaj

Then the Doctor replied 'You are not supposed to EAT Sheep, rather make them your companions'

'You have broken all of the rules of being an Aussie, you will be punished by having to attend 2 Tupperware parties. And worse you will have to purchase at least $100 worth of goods.'

Pollyana

The thought of attending Tupperware parties so appalled Welshboybilly that he immediately went out and sat in the middle of a field of sheep, and started making friends with them, in an attempt to make amends for the fact that he had eaten a pureed one.

Larissa

So Welshbillyboy never treated sheep badly again. Instead, he groomed them daily, took them for walkies and they all slept at the bottom of his bed.

Pollyana

In fact on really cold nights they would take it in turns to sneak up under the covers and snuggle up with him for warmth.

Larissa

Meanwhile, the streets of Portsmouth were still being trodden by a well-heeled troll...

Pollyana

The little troll was getting a little chilly in just her pink boobtube, so she popped into a welcoming bar..........