Fridays Funny
Aug 5th 2005, 12:40 pm
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Fridays Funny
The AP and UPI newswires have reported that the French Government has announced that it has raised its terror alert level from 'run' to 'hide'.
The only two higher levels in France are 'surrender' and 'collaborate'.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
The Italians have increased their alert level from "shouting excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".
The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs". They have two higher levels as well, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe, the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help".
Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea". Our higher levels are "chin-up and remain cheerful" and "win".
The only two higher levels in France are 'surrender' and 'collaborate'.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
The Italians have increased their alert level from "shouting excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".
The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs". They have two higher levels as well, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe, the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help".
Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea". Our higher levels are "chin-up and remain cheerful" and "win".
Aug 5th 2005, 12:47 pm
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Re: Fridays Funny
nice 
Aug 5th 2005, 12:50 pm
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Re: Fridays Funny
Originally Posted by manxfamily
nice
Hi Manx buddy, you OK ?
