Friday ha,ha
May 6th 2005, 9:21 am
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Friday ha,ha
Little lad in bath looking at his testicles, says to his mum "is my brain in my testicles mum? 
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Mum replies ............."naaaa.....not yet son"........
Anyone else got a funny...or not so funny
"Mum replies ............."naaaa.....not yet son"........
Anyone else got a funny...or not so funny
May 6th 2005, 9:26 am
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Re: Friday ha,ha
Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz
Anyone else got a funny...or not so funny
no! but thanks for the smile!
May 6th 2005, 9:37 am
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Re: Friday ha,ha
One appropriate for the election in the UK. It is a bit out of date now as it is set in Saddam Hussain's Iraq.
An Iraqi goes to the polling station to cast his vote. On the spur of the moment he decides he is fed up of living under Saddam's rule and votes against him. When he gets home he tells his wife what he has done. She panics and says they will probably come and arrest him, torture him and kill him and he should go back, say he made a mistake and ask to change his vote. When he gets to the polling station he gives them this story but is told not to worry as they spotted his mistake already and changed it for him.
Like I say, set in pre 2nd war Iraq but with a few tweaks it could be Bradford or Birmingham yesterday with all the electoral fraud.
An Iraqi goes to the polling station to cast his vote. On the spur of the moment he decides he is fed up of living under Saddam's rule and votes against him. When he gets home he tells his wife what he has done. She panics and says they will probably come and arrest him, torture him and kill him and he should go back, say he made a mistake and ask to change his vote. When he gets to the polling station he gives them this story but is told not to worry as they spotted his mistake already and changed it for him.
Like I say, set in pre 2nd war Iraq but with a few tweaks it could be Bradford or Birmingham yesterday with all the electoral fraud.
May 6th 2005, 10:00 am
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Re: Friday ha,ha
Originally Posted by philian4
no! but thanks for the smile! Figured folks need cheering up. Maybe it'll help the visa's will come through quicker
May 6th 2005, 10:05 am
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Re: Friday ha,ha
Originally Posted by worzel
One appropriate for the election in the UK. It is a bit out of date now as it is set in Saddam Hussain's Iraq.
An Iraqi goes to the polling station to cast his vote. On the spur of the moment he decides he is fed up of living under Saddam's rule and votes against him. When he gets home he tells his wife what he has done. She panics and says they will probably come and arrest him, torture him and kill him and he should go back, say he made a mistake and ask to change his vote. When he gets to the polling station he gives them this story but is told not to worry as they spotted his mistake already and changed it for him.
Like I say, set in pre 2nd war Iraq but with a few tweaks it could be Bradford or Birmingham yesterday with all the electoral fraud.
An Iraqi goes to the polling station to cast his vote. On the spur of the moment he decides he is fed up of living under Saddam's rule and votes against him. When he gets home he tells his wife what he has done. She panics and says they will probably come and arrest him, torture him and kill him and he should go back, say he made a mistake and ask to change his vote. When he gets to the polling station he gives them this story but is told not to worry as they spotted his mistake already and changed it for him.
Like I say, set in pre 2nd war Iraq but with a few tweaks it could be Bradford or Birmingham yesterday with all the electoral fraud.
[only jokin]Another funny;
What's the difference between a cross country runner and Nigella Lawson
One's a pant in the country.....the other's a ***** in the pantry
