OzTennis

Wife comes into the kitchen and says to her husband 'what are you doing'?

'Killing flies', he replies. 'I've killed 4 male flies and 3 female flies', he adds.

'Don't be stupid, you can't tell the sex of the flies you've killed' she says.

'Yes, I killed 4 on a beer can and 3 on the phone', says he.

And do teenage leopards have more spots?

OzTennis

JJL family

The dogs barking outside the back door........................

The wifes shouting ouside the front door........................

Who do you let in first?????

The dog, cause you know he'll shut up when he gets in

thats definatly a bloke joke.

lesley

Pollyana

The Bloke has a sign by the door...."Wife and dog missing - reward for dog".
....nothing to do with me rolling in at 2.30am, plastered again, I'm sure......