friday funnies why men die first
#1
friday funnies why men die first
> Why Men Die First!!
>
> Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries,
but
> now we know:
>
> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, > you're a male chauvinist;
>
> If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
>
> If you work too hard, there's never any time for her;
>
> if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
> If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation;
>
> if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your > lazy behind and find something better.
>
> If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism;
>
> if she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
> If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment;
>
> if you keep quiet it's male indifference.
>
> If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive b*st*rd.
>
> If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist;
>
> if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
>
> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination;
>
> if she asks you, it's a favor.
>
> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist;
>
> if you don't, you're unromantic.
>
> If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain;
>
> if you don't, you're a slob.
>
> If you buy her flowers, you're after something;
>
> if you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
> If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself;
>
> if you aren't you're not ambitious.
>
> If she has a headache, she's tired;
>
> if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
>
> Men die first because they want to.
lets cash in the insurance girls
>
> Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries,
but
> now we know:
>
> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, > you're a male chauvinist;
>
> If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
>
> If you work too hard, there's never any time for her;
>
> if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
> If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation;
>
> if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your > lazy behind and find something better.
>
> If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism;
>
> if she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
> If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment;
>
> if you keep quiet it's male indifference.
>
> If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive b*st*rd.
>
> If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist;
>
> if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
>
> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination;
>
> if she asks you, it's a favor.
>
> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist;
>
> if you don't, you're unromantic.
>
> If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain;
>
> if you don't, you're a slob.
>
> If you buy her flowers, you're after something;
>
> if you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
> If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself;
>
> if you aren't you're not ambitious.
>
> If she has a headache, she's tired;
>
> if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
>
> Men die first because they want to.
lets cash in the insurance girls
#3
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,094
Originally posted by dave.t
I`ll show the wife that one !!!
In the mean time check out this picture I got a few weeks ago
I`ll show the wife that one !!!
In the mean time check out this picture I got a few weeks ago
Good un.