Originally Posted by extrameant

Those are big bricks right enough Soapy. Did you make them when you saw it?

And have the Aussies taught you nothing about thinking outside the square?

Here's a great chance to do in the wife. Tape up four of its legs, put it in a dress and a wee bit of lippy and no-one will notice the wife's gone. If your wife's anything like mine, keep this new one subdued with a bottle of buckfast and it will even behave the same.

Originally Posted by soapy

good idea, but your a bit late with your cunning plan :rolleyes: :D

Originally Posted by Carkedit

i've been told we swallow around 5 spiders a year in our sleep... :scared: :scared:

Originally Posted by extrameant

What, d'ya mean you've already done this? I suppose after a while, it doesn't matter what kind of monster yer married to, they're all the same after a while.



Eating spiders in yer sleep? I've heard of people raiding the fridge when they are asleep, but eating spiders!
You need to tie yourself into bed at night, to stop yersel goin oot rooting round the back of the shed while you're sleepwalking.

Originally Posted by possoms

Here is the low down on eating spiders in your sleep :rolleyes:

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspidereat.html

:D

Originally Posted by Brisben

someone had to go and ruin it :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by extrameant

to stop yersel goin oot rooting the back of the shed .

Originally Posted by soapy

ya dirty B^*($6) :p

Originally Posted by extrameant

Ach, I knew that would get you out the woodwork. Wouldn't be surprised to see you eating spiders, just cos they're free.

Originally Posted by soapy

nothins free here mate, fart and u own someone a tenner :D