found this on the wall of the house !!!!!!
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Originally Posted by wanderingwombat
Ouch!!!
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Originally Posted by possoms
Soapy how big is it in inches please ![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
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Originally Posted by soapy
just look and see, think how big a brick is and look at the beastie beside it ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Originally Posted by soapy
now who can tell me what kind it is? ![Confused](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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get the hoover out!!!! and don't empty the bag for a while!!!! about a year i'd say!
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Originally Posted by debbiemc
get the hoover out!!!! and don't empty the bag for a while!!!! about a year i'd say!
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Originally Posted by possoms
Yeah but what if its had babies in that year and they all come spilling out :scared:
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Here's a great chance to do in the wife. Tape up four of its legs, put it in a dress and a wee bit of lippy and no-one will notice the wife's gone. If your wife's anything like mine, keep this new one subdued with a bottle of buckfast and it will even behave the same.
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Originally Posted by extrameant
Those are big bricks right enough Soapy. Did you make them when you saw it?
And have the Aussies taught you nothing about thinking outside the square?
Here's a great chance to do in the wife. Tape up four of its legs, put it in a dress and a wee bit of lippy and no-one will notice the wife's gone. If your wife's anything like mine, keep this new one subdued with a bottle of buckfast and it will even behave the same.
And have the Aussies taught you nothing about thinking outside the square?
Here's a great chance to do in the wife. Tape up four of its legs, put it in a dress and a wee bit of lippy and no-one will notice the wife's gone. If your wife's anything like mine, keep this new one subdued with a bottle of buckfast and it will even behave the same.
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Stop being so mean everyone! It's harmless...yes it's big and it makes you jump, but don't hurt him!!
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