Football team jokes
Jan 31st 2005, 12:54 am
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Football team jokes
I'll start with this one, remember it's a joke, aimed t myrth & merriment.
A woman goes into the doctors with a cork up her f*nny.
She says to the doctor, "When I take it out, it chants Glory Glory Man United"
The doctor replies, "Oh dont worry lots of ****** do that"
Chuckle chuckle!
A woman goes into the doctors with a cork up her f*nny.
She says to the doctor, "When I take it out, it chants Glory Glory Man United"
The doctor replies, "Oh dont worry lots of ****** do that"
Chuckle chuckle!
Jan 31st 2005, 7:43 am
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Re: Football team jokes
In a shock footballing move today, Real Madrid's English hero, David Beckham knocked back a move to the North East underdogs, Newcastle United.........
A fee of £9.2 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the Toon Army had done to Thailand and the surrounding areas.
A fee of £9.2 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the Toon Army had done to Thailand and the surrounding areas.
Jan 31st 2005, 8:09 am
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Re: Football team jokes
Originally Posted by cresta57
In a shock footballing move today, Real Madrid's English hero, David Beckham knocked back a move to the North East underdogs, Newcastle United.........
A fee of £9.2 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the Toon Army had done to Thailand and the surrounding areas.
A fee of £9.2 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the Toon Army had done to Thailand and the surrounding areas.
Jan 31st 2005, 8:24 am
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Re: Football team jokes
Originally Posted by Carl B
Rodney Marsh was sacked by SKY for using that one.
Jan 31st 2005, 8:45 am
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Re: Football team jokes
Originally Posted by cresta57
There was a very small piece in one of the Aussie Nationals about the Newcastle fans being asked not to chant the Toon Army line as it could be misunderstood by the rest of the world's footballing viewers. Was it big news over there?????
