Finally got some dog meat!
Apr 13th 2005, 10:02 am
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Finally got some dog meat!
My husband has been trying to get duck meat for a week now. He has tried various shops and no-one could understand what he was asking for. One butcher thought he was asking for dog meat, and after a conversation of 'duck meat', 'what....dog meat', 'no...duck meat', 'dog?' etc he gave up and walked out.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Apr 13th 2005, 10:09 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by RReed
My husband has been trying to get duck meat for a week now. He has tried various shops and no-one could understand what he was asking for. One butcher thought he was asking for dog meat, and after a conversation of 'duck meat', 'what....dog meat', 'no...duck meat', 'dog?' etc he gave up and walked out.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Apr 13th 2005, 10:13 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by RReed
My husband has been trying to get duck meat for a week now. He has tried various shops and no-one could understand what he was asking for. One butcher thought he was asking for dog meat, and after a conversation of 'duck meat', 'what....dog meat', 'no...duck meat', 'dog?' etc he gave up and walked out.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Word of warning to those with tender stomachs. Go in with half your eyes closed as they have some strange food too...I nearly barrffed up
Apr 13th 2005, 10:14 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by Bordy
I'm so pleased it wasn't Turkey meat you were after. :scared:
Apr 13th 2005, 10:17 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz
Go stand in the corner, naughty, naughty Bordy
Apr 13th 2005, 10:47 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by Bordy
I better get back to work. But you know what they say about it takes a dirty mind to know a dirty mind.
Don't have a clue what you mean
Apr 13th 2005, 10:48 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by Bordy
I'm so pleased it wasn't Turkey meat you were after. :scared:
Look forward to xmas
Apr 13th 2005, 10:51 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by RReed
Look forward to xmas
Apr 13th 2005, 10:58 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by RReed
My husband has been trying to get duck meat for a week now. He has tried various shops and no-one could understand what he was asking for. One butcher thought he was asking for dog meat, and after a conversation of 'duck meat', 'what....dog meat', 'no...duck meat', 'dog?' etc he gave up and walked out.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Riit it doon?
Apr 13th 2005, 11:01 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by Megalania
Duk or Dook? Qwak or Qwark?
Riit it doon?
Riit it doon?
Maybe a spare bed for me now then eh
Pass us your cardi m8
Apr 13th 2005, 11:04 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz
Have they finally let you out then Meg
Maybe a spare bed for me now then eh
Pass us your cardi m8
Maybe a spare bed for me now then eh
Pass us your cardi m8
Apr 13th 2005, 11:12 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by Megalania
Bleedin' Pooms! Eever caint talk propa or riite gibberish!
Apr 13th 2005, 11:29 am
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Re: Finally got some dog meat!
Originally Posted by RReed
My husband has been trying to get duck meat for a week now. He has tried various shops and no-one could understand what he was asking for. One butcher thought he was asking for dog meat, and after a conversation of 'duck meat', 'what....dog meat', 'no...duck meat', 'dog?' etc he gave up and walked out.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Anyway, today I took matters into my own hands and asked a butcher for duck meat. He looked very confused until I said 'duck, as in quack quack' (actions included). He then shouted to his boss 'she wants quack quack'. Anyway, his boss went into the back of the shop and came out with frozen duck breasts. Hurray! So now I know what to do when I need 'quack quack'.
Julie
