F***ing magpies
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Just been attacked by a particularly nasty one while out on my bike
It must have followed me for quarter of a mile constantly swooping
Don't ya just love the wildlife

It must have followed me for quarter of a mile constantly swooping
Don't ya just love the wildlife


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We have a kookaburra the teens used to feed bacon.
Its a nightmare now, smart but nasty, it knows the sound of the fridge door, thats its signal to arrive on the deck. If you put a plate of raw meat on the kitchen bench it swoops the window trying to get at it, if you move to the dining room it follows you to the deck there. I love the way on a day its pouring with rain, it sits on the deck all day, like why sit in a wet tree
The beak on a kookaburra looks lethal, reckon it will come through the flyscreens one day.
Its a nightmare now, smart but nasty, it knows the sound of the fridge door, thats its signal to arrive on the deck. If you put a plate of raw meat on the kitchen bench it swoops the window trying to get at it, if you move to the dining room it follows you to the deck there. I love the way on a day its pouring with rain, it sits on the deck all day, like why sit in a wet tree

The beak on a kookaburra looks lethal, reckon it will come through the flyscreens one day.

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They definitely wont attack you if they know you, It'll be interesting to see what happens when you get visitors though.
All I've got is bleeding Indian Mynahs, but I have a plan, which includes a very strong laser pointer coming in via mate from China.
Apparently that will shift erm. Then I might get the Magpies back. Would love to see a Kookaburra in our Garden.

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They definitely wont attack you if they know you, It'll be interesting to see what happens when you get visitors though.
All I've got is bleeding Indian Mynahs, but I have a plan, which includes a very strong laser pointer coming in via mate from China.
Apparently that will shift erm. Then I might get the Magpies back. Would love to see a Kookaburra in our Garden.
All I've got is bleeding Indian Mynahs, but I have a plan, which includes a very strong laser pointer coming in via mate from China.
Apparently that will shift erm. Then I might get the Magpies back. Would love to see a Kookaburra in our Garden.
We have logged over 100 bird species from our sitting room window and we have several nesting residents

We are now waiting for the Koel to turn up


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Our cause isn't helped by the presence of two agile female cats both aged under 5... Seems the Myna's are the only birds that aren't scared of them.

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Hate Minahs and Magpies equally.
My youngest (then 10) got attacked in a park last year, did screaming laps whilst being swooped relentlessly.
Unfortunately his parents were completely useless and nearly reported to child services as incapable of assistance due to hysterical laughter. We'd just got to the park and the boys had hopped out and quickly run over whilst my husband and I got the stuff out of the car etc Anyway husband was doubled over laughing, I thought he was going to have a heart attack. After a couple of seconds, me saying, quick go help (I was the other side of the car from the park, with a load of shopping etc on my lap) a kind lady who was a little closer went into the park and scared the awful bird away.
No actual harm done to son but embarrassment. Our local paper does a hazard map each year to warn runners, riders and dog walkers!
Same son got his fingers snapped (drew blood) by a kookaburra one year, trying to hide a piece of cooked bacon behind his back from another kookaburra!! He must bring out the worst in birdlife!
My youngest (then 10) got attacked in a park last year, did screaming laps whilst being swooped relentlessly.
Unfortunately his parents were completely useless and nearly reported to child services as incapable of assistance due to hysterical laughter. We'd just got to the park and the boys had hopped out and quickly run over whilst my husband and I got the stuff out of the car etc Anyway husband was doubled over laughing, I thought he was going to have a heart attack. After a couple of seconds, me saying, quick go help (I was the other side of the car from the park, with a load of shopping etc on my lap) a kind lady who was a little closer went into the park and scared the awful bird away.
No actual harm done to son but embarrassment. Our local paper does a hazard map each year to warn runners, riders and dog walkers!
Same son got his fingers snapped (drew blood) by a kookaburra one year, trying to hide a piece of cooked bacon behind his back from another kookaburra!! He must bring out the worst in birdlife!
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[QUOTE=ozzieeagle;11406511]They definitely wont attack you if they know you, It'll be interesting to see what happens when you get visitors though.
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True in a lot of cases ozzie, but unfortunately not all. I'd been feeding maggies on a 5 acre property for months - cheeky buggers got so familiar that they'd knock on the front door with their beaks when it was feeding time! Then they mated and had babies, and I got swooped every bloody time I went outside. Ungrateful buggers.
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True in a lot of cases ozzie, but unfortunately not all. I'd been feeding maggies on a 5 acre property for months - cheeky buggers got so familiar that they'd knock on the front door with their beaks when it was feeding time! Then they mated and had babies, and I got swooped every bloody time I went outside. Ungrateful buggers.

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I get a number of parrots in my garden, the loudest of which are the Sulphur Crested Cockatoos. Boy, do those buggers know how to make noise!

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Sympathies for the magpie! I have vivid memories of being very pregnant and having to run from one bus stop to the next because of a voracious scooper at bus stop 1!

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Indeed....but that also includes shore birds (the mudflats are at the end of the garden and we look over them at high tide)......and several different raptors.
We also seem to,get numbers of migrants passing through as we are next to the water
We also seem to,get numbers of migrants passing through as we are next to the water

