The EXPATS strike back
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COMING SOON, DON'T MISS
Pommie Bastard and the Chamber of Secrets
The Phantom Bastard
Escape from Australia - ft PB
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Anymore
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The Phantom Bastard
Escape from Australia - ft PB
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Anymore
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I've just got back from a really hard day at work to find this utter pile of crap! Now i have dried the tears of mirth from my eyes i have to pass Hands HUP a message from his daughter. "God Dad get back to work, you can't have done anything all day." Oh by the way, she was chuckling heartily, social sevices anyone?
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Originally posted by h garrett
I've just got back from a really hard day at work to find this utter pile of crap! Now i have dried the tears of mirth from my eyes i have to pass Hands HUP a message from his daughter. "God Dad get back to work, you can't have done anything all day." Oh by the way, she was chuckling heartily, social sevices anyone?
I've just got back from a really hard day at work to find this utter pile of crap! Now i have dried the tears of mirth from my eyes i have to pass Hands HUP a message from his daughter. "God Dad get back to work, you can't have done anything all day." Oh by the way, she was chuckling heartily, social sevices anyone?
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Originally posted by Larissa
What he works? You're kidding...
What he works? You're kidding...
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You lot have definitely lost it this time.
The End
Part 2 to follow this evening ( once I have had a couple of drinks!)
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The End
Part 2 to follow this evening ( once I have had a couple of drinks!)
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Originally posted by tinaj
You lot have definitely lost it this time.
The End
Part 2 to follow this evening ( once I have had a couple of drinks!)
You lot have definitely lost it this time.
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The End
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Originally posted by Larissa
The next one is a romance... there's been enough violence on this thread.:scared:
The next one is a romance... there's been enough violence on this thread.:scared:
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Originally posted by h garrett
See the thread entitled "True romance" by Larissa.
See the thread entitled "True romance" by Larissa.
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Originally posted by Larissa
The next one is a romance... there's been enough violence on this thread.:scared:
The next one is a romance... there's been enough violence on this thread.:scared:
Soppy girls. Well we'll have to add a twist of the surreal
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Surreal? What could be more surreal than the spider that has wandered into the so-called romance....?!
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Originally posted by Larissa
the nipples began to wobble and shrink!!!!! "What are you doing you crazy thing??? Those nipples cost a bomb!"
the nipples began to wobble and shrink!!!!! "What are you doing you crazy thing??? Those nipples cost a bomb!"
"Ok Ok".......... that does it you lot need to get outta there.......
What is the Australian Immigration phone numbers...... I'm getting you lot in,,,,,, Befor one of you does themselves an injury........ :scared: .....................
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Originally posted by HUP
COMING SOON, DON'T MISS
Pommie Bastard and the Chamber of Secrets
The Phantom Bastard
Escape from Australia - ft PB
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Anymore
COMING SOON, DON'T MISS
Pommie Bastard and the Chamber of Secrets
The Phantom Bastard
Escape from Australia - ft PB
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Originally posted by Larissa
What he works? You're kidding...
What he works? You're kidding...
"Care in the community"
I know I can see you. I can see you all. Stop watching me
Wheres my camel
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Two years on and Hans Solo Hup's unfeasibly large disco nips had expanded...the light from them was blinding..." it's like THUNDER...LIGHTENING....ETC...ETC... knocking on wood and all that B*llocks....they were threatening to take over the world.....who would save the world from Hans Solo Hup, ( and whoever thought that the universe would be controlled from melly??? )...now that Darth Pommie was no more and Hans Solo Hup's wrisits and nips had got so UNFEASIBLY large???...
Dan...Dan...DaaaaANNNNNNN!!!!!!
Dan...Dan...DaaaaANNNNNNN!!!!!!
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