The EXPATS strike back
Sep 19th 2003, 1:23 am
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Originally posted by Larissa
but it was too late. Mega had already made her favourite pussy into a handbag (using the clamp mentioned in a previous thread).
but it was too late. Mega had already made her favourite pussy into a handbag (using the clamp mentioned in a previous thread).
Sep 19th 2003, 1:28 am
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Originally posted by HUP
"You shall pay for this pussy violation mega" shrieked the rebel princess Larissa. She raised her unfeasably large wrists ready to strike
"You shall pay for this pussy violation mega" shrieked the rebel princess Larissa. She raised her unfeasably large wrists ready to strike
Sep 19th 2003, 1:37 am
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Originally posted by Larissa
"I pity you wooses! Meet nasty cat!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried.
"I pity you wooses! Meet nasty cat!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried.
Sep 19th 2003, 1:39 am
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Ceri was still determined not to let these immos into her beautiful country and challenged them on the very subject.
"Show me you visas!", she bellowed.
"Here they are, and they've been validated."
"No....no...not validated", said Ceri. "Let me look at the date......May the 4th?"
"Yes, and May the 4th with with you as well!"
Still in shock after finding that not only did they have visas but that they were also validated, she was also surprised to find that during this momentary lapse in concerntration, Ceri had just received a swift light saber right up the jacksy. Our three heros were now free to continue their adventures.
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
"Show me you visas!", she bellowed.
"Here they are, and they've been validated."
"No....no...not validated", said Ceri. "Let me look at the date......May the 4th?"
"Yes, and May the 4th with with you as well!"
Still in shock after finding that not only did they have visas but that they were also validated, she was also surprised to find that during this momentary lapse in concerntration, Ceri had just received a swift light saber right up the jacksy. Our three heros were now free to continue their adventures.
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
Sep 19th 2003, 1:53 am
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Originally posted by SteveBannister
Ceri was still determined not to let these immos into her beautiful country and challenged them on the very subject.
"Show me you visas!", she bellowed.
"Here they are, and they've been validated."
"No....no...not validated", said Ceri. "Let me look at the date......May the 4th?"
"Yes, and May the 4th with with you as well!"
Still in shock after finding that not only did they have visas but that they were also validated, she was also surprised to find that during this momentary lapse in concerntration, Ceri had just received a swift light saber right up the jacksy. Our three heros were now free to continue their adventures.
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
Ceri was still determined not to let these immos into her beautiful country and challenged them on the very subject.
"Show me you visas!", she bellowed.
"Here they are, and they've been validated."
"No....no...not validated", said Ceri. "Let me look at the date......May the 4th?"
"Yes, and May the 4th with with you as well!"
Still in shock after finding that not only did they have visas but that they were also validated, she was also surprised to find that during this momentary lapse in concerntration, Ceri had just received a swift light saber right up the jacksy. Our three heros were now free to continue their adventures.
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
Sep 19th 2003, 1:54 am
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Originally posted by SteveBannister
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
said Hup as he rubbed fondly at the place where his nipples used to be."What shall we do now"
"eehahsdk wkejjja jjjsss jjdfdffs"
"Shut up badgers your talking bollox again"
[ALL TOGETHER NOW......NO CHANGE THERE]
"There is absolutley no way we can penetrate the outer defence posts of the Pommie Star"
Sep 19th 2003, 1:54 am
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Originally posted by SteveBannister
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
"Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said.
said Hup as he rubbed fondly at the place where his nipples used to be."What shall we do now"
"eehahsdk wkejjja jjjsss jjdfdffs"
"Shut up badgers your talking bollox again"
[ALL TOGETHER NOW......NO CHANGE THERE]
"There is absolutley no way we can penetrate the outer defence posts of the Pommie Star"
Sep 19th 2003, 1:59 am
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There was only one thing for it, in order to save the universe from a dire conlusion, Princess Larissa's glitterballs ( which were stuck on the side of her head, just like princess Leia ), were surgically removed and superglued onto the place where Hans Solo Hup's nipples had once been. As Wilf's presence appeared in the distance, Hans Solo Hup bravely reflected the sun off his new glitterball nipples and the sinclair C5 spacepod upon which Wilf was speeding, shattered into a million pieces....
Sep 19th 2003, 2:03 am
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Originally posted by steandleigh
There was only one thing for it, in order to save the universe from a dire conlusion, Princess Larissa's glitterballs ( which were stuck on the side of her head, just like princess Leia ), were surgically removed and superglued onto the place where Hans Solo Hup's nipples had once been. As Wilf's presence appeared in the distance, Hans Solo Hup bravely reflected the sun off his new glitterball nipples and the sinclair C5 spacepod upon which Wilf was speeding, shattered into a million pieces....
There was only one thing for it, in order to save the universe from a dire conlusion, Princess Larissa's glitterballs ( which were stuck on the side of her head, just like princess Leia ), were surgically removed and superglued onto the place where Hans Solo Hup's nipples had once been. As Wilf's presence appeared in the distance, Hans Solo Hup bravely reflected the sun off his new glitterball nipples and the sinclair C5 spacepod upon which Wilf was speeding, shattered into a million pieces....
Sep 19th 2003, 2:13 am
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Originally posted by SteveBannister
.....but.....
.....but.....
The dark forces massed upon the horizon. Pommie stood tall and proud at the front and shouted to the rebel immos
"Your welcome to the bloody place. Its the arse end of the universe. Bugger this i'm back of to Old Blighty. Turn those nips off Hup there giving me a headache"
Sep 19th 2003, 2:37 am
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Originally posted by HUP
Wilf had seen the reflection of the nipples and had managed to eject just in time.
The dark forces massed upon the horizon. Pommie stood tall and proud at the front and shouted to the rebel immos
"Your welcome to the bloody place. Its the arse end of the universe. Bugger this i'm back of to Old Blighty. Turn those nips off Hup there giving me a headache"
Wilf had seen the reflection of the nipples and had managed to eject just in time.
The dark forces massed upon the horizon. Pommie stood tall and proud at the front and shouted to the rebel immos
"Your welcome to the bloody place. Its the arse end of the universe. Bugger this i'm back of to Old Blighty. Turn those nips off Hup there giving me a headache"
Pommie turned to look at Wilf, "No", he said, "Let's work together."
"Never", said Wilf. "You killed my father!"
"No, Wilf. I am your father. And I have a job for you. Every morning when you wake up, I want you to use the internet to try and put as many people off coming to this beautiful land of ours. Use as many lies as you want and insult as may people as you can"
"You mean......"
"Yes........ Son, arise every morning, spreading all the shite all around!"
Wilf went off to carry out his new task.
Wilf had disappeared a few times before and, though vowing never to return on several occasions, our trio knew knew that one day Wilf would return spouting more bullplop.
Last edited by SteveBannister; Sep 19th 2003 at 2:51 am.
Sep 19th 2003, 2:53 am
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There followed a really naff party scene where many bbqs were fired up and tinnies cracked open.
The camera pulls back and up.
The dying rays of the OZ sun glittered of the disco nips and everyone was happy
THE END (Of this story but who knows........]
Dan dan da
The camera pulls back and up.
The dying rays of the OZ sun glittered of the disco nips and everyone was happy
THE END (Of this story but who knows........]
Dan dan da
Sep 19th 2003, 2:54 am
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This has been a
Sep 19th 2003, 2:58 am
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Originally posted by HUP
There followed a really naff party scene where many bbqs were fired up and tinnies cracked open.
The camera pulls back and up.
The dying rays of the OZ sun glittered of the disco nips and everyone was happy
THE END (Of this story but who knows........]
Dan dan da
There followed a really naff party scene where many bbqs were fired up and tinnies cracked open.
The camera pulls back and up.
The dying rays of the OZ sun glittered of the disco nips and everyone was happy
THE END (Of this story but who knows........]
Dan dan da
Cast - Badgers = Frodo (I've heard he's a bit short)
HUP = Gollum (get him back for giving me huge wrists)
Wilf = Sulliman
Sep 19th 2003, 3:00 am
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Available in all good stores soon will be a beautiful set of hand crafted porcelein figures depicting the highs and lows in the epic struggle
See
HUP and the disco nips
Badger the wookie in his high heels
Princess Larissa with her unfeasably large wrists
Darth Pommie and Count Wif locked in an epic struggle
Send us £15 pounds to the address below and we will send you the first beautiful figure. All we ask is that you sign over your house and agree to pay us 100 equal installments of £100.
Send cheques to
HUP and Hevs immigration fund
A camper park somewhere in Melbourne
Victoria
Australia
She'll be right....no worries
See
HUP and the disco nips
Badger the wookie in his high heels
Princess Larissa with her unfeasably large wrists
Darth Pommie and Count Wif locked in an epic struggle
Send us £15 pounds to the address below and we will send you the first beautiful figure. All we ask is that you sign over your house and agree to pay us 100 equal installments of £100.
Send cheques to
HUP and Hevs immigration fund
A camper park somewhere in Melbourne
Victoria
Australia
She'll be right....no worries
