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G'Day folks

here are the results of the 2003 Expats Awards. As some categories have tied we are holding further polls to determine the winner. Please vote, and thanks for your participation.

1) Funniest post:
(See Expats Awards 2003 Funniest Post POLL)

Have a look at these and then vote:

HUP's Badgersfilm (badger's exercising):

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php
s=&threadid=203804

HUP's 'povo' picnic post (picnic at Melbourne Zoo):

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...highlight=povo

Badge's 'Frivolous' Post:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...ight=frivolous

Sophia's post which ends in her saying "i am an aussie!" :

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...e&pagenumber=1

HUP's 'Empire Strikes Back'post:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...ts+strike+back

and for information these people got a mention (no post specified):

badge(1 more vote)
baldbutts(1 more vote)
meg
tipper

2) Funniest poster male:
(See Expats Awards 2003 Funniest Poster Male POLL)

baldbutts(4)
wbb(4)

Mention in despatches for:
badge, meg, hup

2a) Funniest poster female:

1. mrs dgb(5)
2. polly(3)
3. anya(2)

Mention in despatches for:
Larissa, twt, go bananas, arlene, artep, pollster, podgy

3) Most opinionated poster:
(See Expats Awards 2003 Most Opinionated Post POLL)

TIE
ceri(5)
dotty(5)

Mention in despatches for:
amazulu, userjay, stormz, steveb POLL

4) Most positive poster:
(See Expats Awards 2003 Most Positive Poster POLL)

TIE

mrs Dagboy(4)
polly(4)
simone(3)
badge(2)

Mention in despatches for:
bundy,hevs, Alex_blunt (100 pos hit rate) booboo, debsy, rach, podgy

5) Most pessimistic poster (PB excluded):

1. Ceri(4)
2. dotty(3)
3. dazuks(2)

6) Most intellectual poster:

bp(4),
meg(3),
steveban(3)

7)"Dark Horse", the bloke, pollster, timber, don, florida, podgy,simone, steve b

No poll needed, as we want to continue the 'dark horse' element of this person..

8) Most predicatable poster:

1. ceri(4),
2. dotty(2),
3. wbb(2)

Mention in despatches for:
FC, jackdaws, pb, gld,polly,badge

9) Most fanciable male (flesh or fantasy?):
(See Expats Awards 2003 Most fanciable male Award POLL)

badge
blim
hup

See Expats Awards 2003 Most fanciable female Award POLL

10) Most fanciable female (flesh or fantasy?):
(See Expats Awards 2003 Most fanciable female Award POLL)

bundy
pelope pittstop
mrs dagboy

11) Most informative poster:

1. BP(4)
2. mrs DgB(3)
3. polly(3)

Mention in despatches for:
wheelsofsteel, carrianne, jolyn,pleasance, nell m, mr mover (hevs says a special thanks!), alan collet, helena

12) Most pervy poster:

1. wbb(5)
2. wengerboy(3)
3. badge(2)

13) Biggest anorak:

1. bondip(2)

Mention in despatches for:
badge, gld, buttonmoon, LukeIamyourfath

16) Lifetime Achievement Award (Expats)
(See Expats Awards 2003 Lifetime Achievement Award POLL)

TIE
1. wbb(2)
2. pb(2)
3. wilf(2)

Mention in despatches for:
ant kirby, chris99,timber,booboo

new positive poster : alex_blunt (100pc positivity rate)

best moderator: ptlabs
most enthusiastic poster: timber

Pollyanna and Mrs DB will receive theirs at Filler's wedding. Everyone else gets a electronic hello.

Yours aye

Badge and Hevs

hevs

It took ages to sort all this out, anyone wants to recount feel free!!!!

WBB

does this mean i have won this most prestigious title of most pervy poster 2003?

Pollyana

Alex has arrived in Brissie and would like to thank you for recognising his positivity!!! He also wants to know why we are picking up a badger tomorrow morning in the city.......!!!!

Go Banana's !!

OOOwwww I got a mention in despatches.......probably Hubby bless him. I'm not feeling particularly funny today....can we have some jokes please?

Jill

loose

Two ariels on a roof - fall in love - get married.
Ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

I went to the dentist - he said "say Aaaahhh"
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog died"

Very poor - pleace accept my apologies!

hevs

sure does wbb, enjoy and make sure that you live up to your award won't you

hevs

Just got back from my 5 am start. He's safely deposited at the airport and is probably gazing longingly at beautiful ladies in high heels as we speak.
The utes still in one piece too, even though badge will be dismayed to find out its a bloke magnet when a sheila drives it!!

Pollster

Goooooooo Hevs!!!

hevs

you bet 'cha

WBB

i take this title very seriously and hope i use my reign to perv on as many victims as possible.

only today i was called a perv...........again.

i love it.

wengerboy

i consider it an honour to be under you

WBB

keep working away wenger, you are a pretender to my throne this year, but with expert help from myself and a close knit group of pervs here on the site i'm sure you can move on to bigger and better things in 2005.

good luck.

Pollyana

Make the most of the Ute, Hevs........ and thanks for despatching the small wookie in this direction!

wengerboy

cheers for taking time out from your busy perving schedule to post me your kind words, i shall be putting in the hours and keep reaching for that rainbow pervin utopia is nigh