Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Nov 5th 2005, 7:57 pm
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Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Ummmm, before you complain to a mod etc........ Its from romeo & juliet and is in now way offensive or inappropriate for the "lifestyles" forum Thou infectious tardy-gaited whey-face!
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An amusing shakesperean insult site, click for more insults.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
Nov 5th 2005, 8:02 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Yeah whatever, "Thou surly ill-breeding clack-dish!"
Nov 5th 2005, 8:10 pm
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Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
From this description i am glad he has short wind!! :scared:
From this description i am glad he has short wind!! :scared:
Nov 5th 2005, 8:12 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Originally Posted by Linda Lushardi
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Nov 5th 2005, 8:25 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Originally Posted by Linda Lushardi
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
From this description i am glad he has short wind!! :scared:
From this description i am glad he has short wind!! :scared:
Nov 5th 2005, 8:30 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Thou mewling full-gorged maggot-pie!
Nov 5th 2005, 8:49 pm
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Slinging my head back in recognition of your slander I humbly subit to you that Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese 
Nov 5th 2005, 9:05 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.
Sorry but had to play
Sorry but had to play
Nov 5th 2005, 9:09 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Originally Posted by NickyP
Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.
Sorry but had to play
Sorry but had to play
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Nov 5th 2005, 9:15 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Nov 5th 2005, 9:19 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
Nov 5th 2005, 9:23 pm
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I will most humbly take my leave of you. You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will not more willingly part withal.
Got to go as my son 'NEEDS' the computer. an excellent site to add to my list for teaching Shakespeare heehee. (the insults were always the best bits)
Nicky
Got to go as my son 'NEEDS' the computer. an excellent site to add to my list for teaching Shakespeare heehee.
(the insults were always the best bits)Nicky
Nov 5th 2005, 9:27 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Slinging my head back in recognition of your slander I humbly subit to you that Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese
PMSL
Thats one of the better ones!!
Nov 5th 2005, 9:41 pm
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Re: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Originally Posted by Linda Lushardi
PMSL Thats one of the better ones!!
Thats one of the better ones!!
