lucyb

I sometimes have a cigarette when Im mashed? Sometimes I drink loads when Im out on the town with the girls. Im partial to downing a bottle of wine 3 or 4 times a week? Im not a size 10. (more a 14) I love curry but 70% eat healthily? We have meds booked 26/8/ Should I start detoxing now?

samnrob2

Yes...you have to be a size 10

See section 4, subsection II of booklet 6

Good luck
R

gobbyjock

I think you`ll be alright mate - most people seem to pass ok unless something serious turns up I`ve decided I can`t be arsed with all the dieting and am starting the Curvaceaus (sp?) Cuddly Womans Liberation Front. Wine bottle in one hand and saggy boobs chucked over my shoulders storming the Aussie Embassy demanding a Visa (anyone want to join me so we can get arrested together??)

Paylia

I think you might pass - I also think your lifestyle is probably better than the medic's doing your meds

Nicky & Dave

Lucy, you could be writing about 95% of the population!!!

Dave and I have our meds on the 25/8 and as a rubenesque (!) wine glugging food fiend, I'm intending to keep off the booze from the Monday before the med but apart from that......forget it, girl!!!

So stop worrying, pour yourself a nice big glass of wine and tuck into that tikka masala!!!!

Nicky

Nicky & Dave

Yep, I've just checked and you're absolutely right - states only size 10 acceptable, preferably blonde with vital statistics of 40-25-35. Men, you need to get the tape measure out - no peckers less than 8" when (ahem) "in alert mode".

seang

Bloody hell. And I thought I was soft. look - up the smokes slowly - aim for a pack a day(rollies). Wine - ya really need to put more work in.try mixing some vodka and (yes and) whiskEy in with your normal intake. Dont worry about the curries -your fine there. As regards the 70% healthy rubbish -DONT I REPEAT DONT mention it. If they bring it up say you have been in rehab for the past few weeks and it wasnt your fault you had to eat healty. Just say anything to distract them from the 70%(cant believe that).
Re: the size 14 stuff cant help ya there that womens stuff

samnrob2

On a serious note. We've noticed that even the size 10 girls round here have beer bellies - aussies ain't perfect.

Rooksie

and thats just circumference

seang

if its anything like here that means their pregnant

Nicky & Dave

Ouch! :scared:

coxfamuk

Please tell me you started this thread as a joke!! Size 14 (lucky you) I'm a size 18 with anaemia, son has ADHD and believe me I am also partial to a good number of wine bottles a week. Meds booked (unrequested) for 19th August - Until now I wasn't all that worried - now I'm stressing like mad.

seang

Ahhhh I see Lucyb's cunning plan now. get everyone else going to meds on the verge of a nervous breakdown so she can slip through the net. Cunning very cunning

coxfamuk

Yes, it has become very clear now... This plan will not work - I will bribe the doctor with my private stash of belgian/italian/galaxy chocolate (not to mention my blue nun (see other thread))

swager

Hi lucyb Hope you don't mind me butting in, but just noticed that your from Sussex near Arundle so I am I just down the road in littlehampton. iam sure your meds will be fine but good luck anyway.