Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
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Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
10 minutes ago whilst sitting at my desk enjoying this forum I happened to dunk my digestive biscuit into my mug of steaming hot milky coffee ... Now I now you should always "pull out" on the two second rule but I happened to be side tracked by a pallet truck driving past outside my window and inadvertently left the biscuit submerged for 3.5 seconds ... The biscuit disintegrated prompty and is now nothing more than a pile of mush in the my mug. Naturally I should have phoned my family and friends first but I thought I'd receive better Karma here so I posted it up. I'm heartbroken frankly and don't know where to turn ... I may have to take a break.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by Three Legs
10 minutes ago whilst sitting at my desk enjoying this forum I happened to dunk my digestive biscuit into my mug of steaming hot milky coffee ... Now I now you should always "pull out" on the two second rule but I happened to be side tracked by a pallet truck driving past outside my window and inadvertently left the biscuit submerged for 3.5 seconds ... The biscuit disintegrated prompty and is now nothing more than a pile of mush in the my mug. Naturally I should have phoned my family and friends first but I thought I'd receive better Karma here so I posted it up. I'm heartbroken frankly and don't know where to turn ... I may have to take a break.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
I really feel for you....I went through a similar thing last week when I lost my rich tea in a similr way. All I can say is hang in there, it does get better with time and you'll soon be back to your dunking self. ( To rebuild my confidence I went onto Hobnobs for a while)
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by Three Legs
10 minutes ago whilst sitting at my desk enjoying this forum I happened to dunk my digestive biscuit into my mug of steaming hot milky coffee ... Now I now you should always "pull out" on the two second rule but I happened to be side tracked by a pallet truck driving past outside my window and inadvertently left the biscuit submerged for 3.5 seconds ... The biscuit disintegrated prompty and is now nothing more than a pile of mush in the my mug. Naturally I should have phoned my family and friends first but I thought I'd receive better Karma here so I posted it up. I'm heartbroken frankly and don't know where to turn ... I may have to take a break.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by Three Legs
10 minutes ago whilst sitting at my desk enjoying this forum I happened to dunk my digestive biscuit into my mug of steaming hot milky coffee ... Now I now you should always "pull out" on the two second rule but I happened to be side tracked by a pallet truck driving past outside my window and inadvertently left the biscuit submerged for 3.5 seconds ... The biscuit disintegrated prompty and is now nothing more than a pile of mush in the my mug. Naturally I should have phoned my family and friends first but I thought I'd receive better Karma here so I posted it up. I'm heartbroken frankly and don't know where to turn ... I may have to take a break.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by Three Legs
10 minutes ago whilst sitting at my desk enjoying this forum I happened to dunk my digestive biscuit into my mug of steaming hot milky coffee ... Now I now you should always "pull out" on the two second rule but I happened to be side tracked by a pallet truck driving past outside my window and inadvertently left the biscuit submerged for 3.5 seconds ... The biscuit disintegrated prompty and is now nothing more than a pile of mush in the my mug. Naturally I should have phoned my family and friends first but I thought I'd receive better Karma here so I posted it up. I'm heartbroken frankly and don't know where to turn ... I may have to take a break.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Poor Three Legs.
Sorry to hear about your woe.
Chin up. You are in my thoughts
Sorry to hear about your woe.
Chin up. You are in my thoughts
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by wanderingwombat
Recommend Tim Tams as an alternative.
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Sorry to hear about your biccy though its a damn shame.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
I am always doing this. I must have lost hundreds of valuable biscuits over the years not to mention the complete spoiling of a good cuppa.
Karma sent to you on this very sad day.
Karma sent to you on this very sad day.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
get yir fingers in there.....pull the poor thing oot
it will look as if youve scratched yir arse while havin the runs
it will look as if youve scratched yir arse while havin the runs
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
UPDATE:
Just got off the phone to the Samaritans ...
They are sending a box of Caramel Rocky's over by Datapost as they fear I'm almost over the edge.
Just got off the phone to the Samaritans ...
They are sending a box of Caramel Rocky's over by Datapost as they fear I'm almost over the edge.
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by soapy
get yir fingers in there.....pull the poor thing oot
it will look as if youve scratched yir arse while havin the runs
it will look as if youve scratched yir arse while havin the runs
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by Three Legs
10 minutes ago whilst sitting at my desk enjoying this forum I happened to dunk my digestive biscuit into my mug of steaming hot milky coffee ... Now I now you should always "pull out" on the two second rule but I happened to be side tracked by a pallet truck driving past outside my window and inadvertently left the biscuit submerged for 3.5 seconds ... The biscuit disintegrated prompty and is now nothing more than a pile of mush in the my mug. Naturally I should have phoned my family and friends first but I thought I'd receive better Karma here so I posted it up. I'm heartbroken frankly and don't know where to turn ... I may have to take a break.
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FFS I just wanna do my housework can people please stop having breakdowns!!!
Must say this is the most entertained ive been on this forum for ages
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
this is the part of immigration no one talks about.
No one ever thinks of the biscuits do they
No one ever thinks of the biscuits do they
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Re: Don't know what to do ... shellshocked
Originally Posted by seang
this is the part of immigration no one talks about.
No one ever thinks of the biscuits do they
No one ever thinks of the biscuits do they