Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
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Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
ive noticed lately that mine are magic. they have a lot more spice to them. they get me a seat on any bus too.
im feeling kinda proud of them at the mo
im feeling kinda proud of them at the mo
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
what i was really going to ask is
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by soapy
what i was really going to ask is
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
Too be serious for a sec, I stood on a branch whilst I was out walking the dog 10 days ago. It dug into my foot, and then gouged my leg.
At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.
Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway
JTL
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Too be serious for a sec, I stood on a branch whilst I was out walking the dog 10 days ago. It dug into my foot, and then gouged my leg.
At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.
Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway
JTL
At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.
Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway
JTL
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by soapy
ive noticed lately that mine are magic. they have a lot more spice to them. they get me a seat on any bus too.
im feeling kinda proud of them at the mo
im feeling kinda proud of them at the mo
Mine dont smell at all, and i'm not even there yet!
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by soapy
i hop
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by wildmark
Mine dont smell at all, and i'm not even there yet!
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Well thats my plan too
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by soapy
what i was really going to ask is
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
Wish I had of paid more attention when I was learning that stuff
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by seang
Yeah in warmer climates cuts will always take longer to heal. its to do with ( if I remember correctly) the fact that you lose more salt through sweat and that makes it harder for the body to repair. Something also makes me think that coming from cooler countries means that your blood is thicker or thinner - cant remember - and this contributes. Also why you might tend to sweat more
Wish I had of paid more attention when I was learning that stuff
Wish I had of paid more attention when I was learning that stuff
thanx for the info on the cuts though
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by soapy
so how do u explain my farts lol
thanx for the info on the cuts though
thanx for the info on the cuts though
info may be incorrect but I had to do some of that stuff years ago and remember the instructor telling us about tropical climates and being careful with any scratch or cut.
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by seang
farts- coz your a sweety
info may be incorrect but I had to do some of that stuff years ago and remember the instructor telling us about tropical climates and being careful with any scratch or cut.
info may be incorrect but I had to do some of that stuff years ago and remember the instructor telling us about tropical climates and being careful with any scratch or cut.
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Too be serious for a sec, I stood on a branch whilst I was out walking the dog 10 days ago. It dug into my foot, and then gouged my leg.
At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.
Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway
JTL
At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.
Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway
JTL
Katie
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by KatieStar
Maybe you should see your doctor, your wound might have got infected.
Katie
Katie
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Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????
Originally Posted by KatieStar
Maybe you should see your doctor, your wound might have got infected.
Katie
Katie
You sound like Mrs JTL now. Can't a man have a puss oozing swollen leg and foot these days without wimmin moaning at him.
If its not better by tommorrow I'll go see the doc. Promise
JTL