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Old Jul 5th 2005, 1:35 pm
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ive noticed lately that mine are magic. they have a lot more spice to them. they get me a seat on any bus too.
im feeling kinda proud of them at the mo
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what i was really going to ask is
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
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Originally Posted by soapy
what i was really going to ask is
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?

Too be serious for a sec, I stood on a branch whilst I was out walking the dog 10 days ago. It dug into my foot, and then gouged my leg.

At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.

Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway

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Too be serious for a sec, I stood on a branch whilst I was out walking the dog 10 days ago. It dug into my foot, and then gouged my leg.

At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.

Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway

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i hop it gets better soon
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Default Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????

Originally Posted by soapy
ive noticed lately that mine are magic. they have a lot more spice to them. they get me a seat on any bus too.
im feeling kinda proud of them at the mo

Mine dont smell at all, and i'm not even there yet!
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Originally Posted by soapy
i hop
Well thats my plan too

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Mine dont smell at all, and i'm not even there yet!
u must be royalty
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Well thats my plan too

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a scratch on my hand took about 4 weeks to heal. and mrs soapys coupon looks as if it will never heal but it always looked like that
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Originally Posted by soapy
what i was really going to ask is
do your cuts take longer to heal in Oz???????
ive noticed that even a cratch takes ages to heal. its a bit strange?
Yeah in warmer climates cuts will always take longer to heal. its to do with ( if I remember correctly) the fact that you lose more salt through sweat and that makes it harder for the body to repair. Something also makes me think that coming from cooler countries means that your blood is thicker or thinner - cant remember - and this contributes. Also why you might tend to sweat more

Wish I had of paid more attention when I was learning that stuff
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Yeah in warmer climates cuts will always take longer to heal. its to do with ( if I remember correctly) the fact that you lose more salt through sweat and that makes it harder for the body to repair. Something also makes me think that coming from cooler countries means that your blood is thicker or thinner - cant remember - and this contributes. Also why you might tend to sweat more

Wish I had of paid more attention when I was learning that stuff
so how do u explain my farts lol
thanx for the info on the cuts though
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so how do u explain my farts lol
thanx for the info on the cuts though
farts- coz your a sweety
info may be incorrect but I had to do some of that stuff years ago and remember the instructor telling us about tropical climates and being careful with any scratch or cut.
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Originally Posted by seang
farts- coz your a sweety
info may be incorrect but I had to do some of that stuff years ago and remember the instructor telling us about tropical climates and being careful with any scratch or cut.
im glad u had all the info on the cuts. if u had to learn about farts, id be worried
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Default Re: Do your F@rts smell better in Oz????

Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Too be serious for a sec, I stood on a branch whilst I was out walking the dog 10 days ago. It dug into my foot, and then gouged my leg.

At the start there was no problem, both wounds blistered up and were not painful. But I'm getting seriously pissed off that its hurting more and more 10 days later, and its not healing.

Yes I know, I should go see a doctor, but I didn't use that leg much anyway

JTL
Maybe you should see your doctor, your wound might have got infected.

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Maybe you should see your doctor, your wound might have got infected.

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Never mind that - was the branch ok?
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Originally Posted by KatieStar
Maybe you should see your doctor, your wound might have got infected.

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Yes, Yes, I know...

You sound like Mrs JTL now. Can't a man have a puss oozing swollen leg and foot these days without wimmin moaning at him.

If its not better by tommorrow I'll go see the doc. Promise

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