dizzy blonde joke
Oct 25th 2003, 8:00 pm
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dizzy blonde joke
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
.... I love this...
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While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
.... I love this...
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
Oct 25th 2003, 8:04 pm
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
do you know, i nearly posted a blonde joke on here a few weeks back but wasn't brave enough to do it.....
well done!!!!
and good luck!!
well done!!!!
and good luck!!
Originally posted by johanne
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
.... I love this...
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
.... I love this...
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
Oct 25th 2003, 8:24 pm
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by scutterUK
do you know, i nearly posted a blonde joke on here a few weeks back but wasn't brave enough to do it.....
well done!!!!
and good luck!!
do you know, i nearly posted a blonde joke on here a few weeks back but wasn't brave enough to do it.....
well done!!!!
and good luck!!
Oct 25th 2003, 8:37 pm
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by johanne
thats ok im blonde...i just paint my roots black for full effect
thats ok im blonde...i just paint my roots black for full effect
LOL
that's ok then. you're allowed.
Oct 25th 2003, 10:02 pm
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by scutterUK
do you know, i nearly posted a blonde joke on here a few weeks back but wasn't brave enough to do it.....
well done!!!!
and good luck!!
do you know, i nearly posted a blonde joke on here a few weeks back but wasn't brave enough to do it.....
well done!!!!
and good luck!!
c'mon then!! spit it out!! (the joke you fool!)
Oct 25th 2003, 10:28 pm
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
c'mon then!! spit it out!! (the joke you fool!)
c'mon then!! spit it out!! (the joke you fool!)
you'll have to wait til monday i'm affraid. it's on my works email.
Oct 27th 2003, 8:26 am
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
c'mon then!! spit it out!! (the joke you fool!)
c'mon then!! spit it out!! (the joke you fool!)
ok you asked for it! ...
Blind Man's Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Oct 27th 2003, 10:43 am
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by scutterUK
ok you asked for it! ...
Blind Man's Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
ok you asked for it! ...
Blind Man's Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Oct 27th 2003, 11:08 am
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by johanne
haha nice one scutter
haha nice one scutter
yeah it gave me a giggle when i first read it.
Oct 27th 2003, 3:39 pm
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Re: dizzy blonde joke
Originally posted by scutterUK
ok you asked for it! ...
Blind Man's Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
ok you asked for it! ...
Blind Man's Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Superb.
And spot on, my wife is blonde and I have to explain all my jokes to her.
Oct 27th 2003, 4:01 pm
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lol!!! I am blonde and from Essex
Oct 27th 2003, 4:04 pm
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Originally posted by debsy
lol!!! I am blonde and from Essex
lol!!! I am blonde and from Essex
i'm not saying one word, i'm sure you're quite normal really and not at all like the media makes you out to be....?
Oct 27th 2003, 4:08 pm
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I don't wear white shoes though Scutter!!! Whilst I was in the UK this summer I took the kids for a day out to Peter Pans playground at Southend. I met Linda (can't remember her surname) who plays Tracey in Birds of a Feather. I told her that she had a lot to answer for !!!!!
Oct 27th 2003, 8:11 pm
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Originally posted by debsy
I don't wear white shoes though Scutter!!! Whilst I was in the UK this summer I took the kids for a day out to Peter Pans playground at Southend. I met Linda (can't remember her surname) who plays Tracey in Birds of a Feather. I told her that she had a lot to answer for !!!!!
I don't wear white shoes though Scutter!!! Whilst I was in the UK this summer I took the kids for a day out to Peter Pans playground at Southend. I met Linda (can't remember her surname) who plays Tracey in Birds of a Feather. I told her that she had a lot to answer for !!!!!
excellent story! well there's nothing wrong with being blonde or from essex. However, being blonde and from doncaster WOULD be something to be ashamed of! 
