arlene

dotty posted a thread about what job you do

well this is slightly different because this is asking what other names your job has

many years ago i worked at sainsburys in the petrol station but on my cv i described myself as a fuel dispensing technician

likewise i worked in a chicken factory as well (i know great cv) i also described this as a humane resouceful post (because if you can say this the chickens were killed as humanley as possible)

ha ha many prospective employers must laugh at your job descriptions what are yours


arlene

nightnurse2

Well I suppose you could call me a sacral cleansing tecnician or a posterior groomong operative!!!!!!


Have you guessed yet!!!!



I'm a nurse (ot to put it bluntly, an a** wiper!!!!)



Tracey

seang

afew years back i was a government artist-i drew the dole

arlene

hey as a fellow nurse i like to decribe myself as a celestial being with a glowing coloured apparatus (angel with the golden wings as my dad always called me ) but for my cv perhaps underpaid, undervalued and definitly s**t on from a great height at the moment

from a very cynical and not too happy (because of the worst shifts because i will be leaving soon) arlene

claireg3

Nocturnal S**t shoveller and Drs handmaiden (they should be so lucky).

I'm just thankful that I'm not shovelling the tish tonight, last night was THE shift from hell

arlene

ermm claire and me

night sister trying to tell me one of my patients had fainted when she was fixed and dialted, no bp or pulse and no resps


please!!!!! good job our call to the crash team was sucessful sitting up and enjoying life now


arlenel

claireg3

Hi Arlene,
great isn't it?

I had some fella last night who wanted me to give him a drink every 5 minutes because he couldn't find his own mouth. He'd only had abdo surgery and I might not be a surgeon but his mouth looked as though it was in the same place as it was pre-op.

I wouldn't normally mind but me other man with bleeding varices was making a mess on the nice clean floor at the same time.:scared:

Never mind at least they all still had a pulse when I left this morning.

Claire

arlene

yep thats the name of the game pulse in the morning and im a happy girl


arlene

vicky o

I'm just about to go back tomorrow after 2 weeks off, to deal with an inquest!! Lovely thing to return to! What I want to know is, just when the money starts to pick up a little, why do you have to stop nursing? I've suddenly become a RESOURCE!!!!!!!
Still, better things to look forward to, eh??

dibrucewillis

I have just returned from hols and reading these nursing posts(LOL) has just reminded me what i'm going back to tomorrow.

I can't wait!!

Pleased to see your still having great shifts at work Claire,!! I think not.
I will email you in the next few days to catch up with where your up to

Diane

sky

Commercial Loggist:
Sat in front of tv, watching to make sure the ads went out on the air ok at tv station.
Very boring but v.well paid
A machine took over my job in the end I was gutted but only cos I missed the money

jeannie

I tell you with all honesty........ Policemen, Nurses, and some Doctors, are never paid enough, I mean they pay movie stars millions of dollers.. and peanuts to people who could possibly save your life!!!!!!!! what is wrong with this picture...
And look what is happening you are leaving the country this is very bad.. (oh crikey dont get me started).... :scared: :scared:

chris hogan

And they pay footballers 50 grand aweek to kick a bag of wind around

sky

Dont forget all the support workers ....

bondipom

Power cycler. ie IT support.

That turn on off trick works so many times.