baldbutts

VAIN MEN CHANNEL 4 9P.M

I was the one being sugared-you know-BACK,SACK & CRACK.

Why did they pixel my face,it's me face that's me fortune?


BB-Purple vein,purple vein

scoobydooathome

So that was you then was it, you will have to enlighten the forum and people in other parts of the world as they will have no idea what you are talking about.........

Did you get discount for a small job...

Merry Chrismas.

baldbutts

Sugared,waxed shaved,it's all the same to me.Not sure if I should explain further-is the outside world ready for the Baldbutt experience ?

Didn't get a discount though,there was a 50 pence fine for every flatulant accident.I owe 'em the national debt of Liberia !

BB-it was only a love puff .

tinaj

Apparently for an extra quid the 'therapist' will dress in rubber and chains, of course they couldn't show that on TV
Far too rude!!

Houdini

So your name's Baldbutts! You signed yourself in as Mr Smith. I was the one doing the sugaring - bastards didn't pixellate my face though.

percyp

so is it true what they said sugaring is slighly less painfull than waxing, or is it the part of the body being stripped that determines the pain levels, ouch

baldbutts

I feel no pain,the slower it's stripped the better.Also,use Duck Tape on yer mouth,no-one can hear you scream then.


BB-I'm a masochist who loves to whip himself-so I don't !

pommie bastard

There are loads of Bums on the telly here so you may get a showing here too?

Grub

Didnt think you could resist Baldy

Give us a call by the way. Will update you

See you Xmas sexpot and sex pottess

Love

The Vigilante Kid
xxxxx

baldbutts

Good to see you back Nick,bet you haven't announced you & yours may be coming to stay with us soon.
We're arranging one of our "special" parties for you,so bring 2 sets of keys,incase you pick a right minger first time!!


BB-monsieur with your arseless cowboy chaps,you are really spoiling us!

Mrs Baldbutts

I only had one set all them years ago-look what I ended up with.

Don't worry Nicky,I'll put him in the kennel with Buttsniffer when you visit !
love Jan

magnetman

Hey Balbutts you were on again last night!

(Wifeswap Channel 4 9.00pm - hiya Barry!)

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/W/wife_swap/

He he he

[WIFE SWAP

Domestic bliss is threatened in this new four-part series, which gives a whole new meaning to the term 'trouble and strife'._ Wives from eight very different families agree to swap husbands, moody teenagers, the family home and lifestyles for 10 days.


Michelle and Carole - Tuesday 14 January, 9pm
Michelle is moving out of her home with long term partner and professional gambler Barry, and moving in with Carole?s husband of 25 years, the very laid back casting agent, Peter.

Will Carole be able to rise to the challenge of satisfying all of Barry?s needs, his early starts and his expectations of domesticity? And will Michelle take to her to new found freedom, where making dinner involves ringing for a take-away and doing the housework means relaxing in a bath run by Peter whilst he does the cleaning? ]

baldbutts

I don't do swaps-you keep her or else.

hey,Magnetman,is your first name Fanny ?

BB-a bit bristley

Grub

And he was on TV AGAIN tonight- Life of Mammals- BB was the one the in whale suit with the 12 foot penis


(in yer dreams weener!!!!!)

magnetman

Sorry you're a bit bristly BB - get that wax out again!

Liked the fanny comment!

Maybe you should go to Oz as a stand up comedian, your 'signatures' always kill me!