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Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom)
This is an email going around work.
Guess who got it sent to them 7 times in half an hour. The token POM!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers Lee Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom) >> >> >> August 31st >> >> Just got transferred with work into our new home in Mount Isa, >> Queensland!! >> Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and >> warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck >> chair on the verandah It was beautiful. I've finally >> found my home. I love >> it here. >> >> >> September 13th: >> >> Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. >> Live in an >> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. >> What a pleasure >> to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper. >> >> >> September 30th: >> >> Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants >> today. Lots of >> palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more >> mowing lawn for me. >> Another scorcher today, but I love it here. >> >> >> October 10th >> >> The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do >> people get >> used to this kind of heat? At least today it's kind of >> windy though. But >> getting used to the heat is taking longer than I >> expected. >> >> >> October 15th: >> >> Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% >> of my body. >> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I >> learned my lesson though. >> Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. >> >> >> October 20th: >> >> I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I >> left this >> morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, >> Kitty had died and swollen >> up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the >> $3,000 leather >> upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car >> now smells like Wiskettes and cat shit. I learned my >> lesson though. No more pets in this heat. >> >> >> October 25th: >> >> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant ****in blow >> dryer!! And it's >> hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the blink >> and the AC repairman >> charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed >> to order parts. >> >> >> October 30th: >> >> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. >> Bloody >> $300,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why did I >> ever come here? >> >> November 4th: >> >> It's 38 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner >> fixed today. >> It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but >> the bloody humidity >> makes the house feel like it's about 30. Stupid >> repairman. I hate this >> stupid ****in place. >> >> >> November 8th: >> >> If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you >> today?" I'm going >> to ****in throttle him. ****in heat! By the time I >> get to work the >> car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin >> ****in wet, and I >> smell like baked cat!! >> >> November 9th: >> >> Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, >> and sat on the >> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my >> ****in arse was on >> fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the >> back of my legs and my >> ****in arse. Now my car smells like burnt hair, >> fried arse, and baked >> cat. >> >> >> November 10th: >> >> The weather report might as well be a ****in >> recording. Hot and >> sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and ****in sunny. It's >> been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the >> weatherman says it might really warm up next week. >> Doesn't it ever rain in this damn ****in place? Water >> rationing >> will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just might >> dry up and blow into >> the ****in pool. Even the palms can't live in this >> ****in heat. >> >> >November 14th: >> >> Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 41 today. Now >> the >> air-conditioner's gone in my car. The repairman came >> to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My >> wife had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail >> my arse out of jail for assulting the stupid ****er. >> **** Mount Isa! What kind of a sick demented ****in >> idiot would want to live here? >> >> >> December 1st: >> >> WHAT????? This is the first day of Summer???? You are >> ****in kiddin >> |
Re: Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom)
Brilliant, just absolutely brilliant. Had me really laughing out loud. :D :D
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Re: Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom)
Moral of this story - avoid Mt Isa......
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Re: Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom)
Originally Posted by leejo
This is an email going around work.
Guess who got it sent to them 7 times in half an hour. The token POM!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers Lee Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom) >> >> >> August 31st >> >> Just got transferred with work into our new home in Mount Isa, >> Queensland!! >> Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and >> warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck >> chair on the verandah It was beautiful. I've finally >> found my home. I love >> it here. >> >> >> September 13th: >> >> Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. >> Live in an >> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. >> What a pleasure >> to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper. >> >> >> September 30th: >> >> Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants >> today. Lots of >> palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more >> mowing lawn for me. >> Another scorcher today, but I love it here. >> >> >> October 10th >> >> The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do >> people get >> used to this kind of heat? At least today it's kind of >> windy though. But >> getting used to the heat is taking longer than I >> expected. >> >> >> October 15th: >> >> Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% >> of my body. >> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I >> learned my lesson though. >> Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. >> >> >> October 20th: >> >> I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I >> left this >> morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, >> Kitty had died and swollen >> up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the >> $3,000 leather >> upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car >> now smells like Wiskettes and cat shit. I learned my >> lesson though. No more pets in this heat. >> >> >> October 25th: >> >> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant ****in blow >> dryer!! And it's >> hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the blink >> and the AC repairman >> charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed >> to order parts. >> >> >> October 30th: >> >> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. >> Bloody >> $300,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why did I >> ever come here? >> >> November 4th: >> >> It's 38 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner >> fixed today. >> It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but >> the bloody humidity >> makes the house feel like it's about 30. Stupid >> repairman. I hate this >> stupid ****in place. >> >> >> November 8th: >> >> If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you >> today?" I'm going >> to ****in throttle him. ****in heat! By the time I >> get to work the >> car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin >> ****in wet, and I >> smell like baked cat!! >> >> November 9th: >> >> Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, >> and sat on the >> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my >> ****in arse was on >> fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the >> back of my legs and my >> ****in arse. Now my car smells like burnt hair, >> fried arse, and baked >> cat. >> >> >> November 10th: >> >> The weather report might as well be a ****in >> recording. Hot and >> sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and ****in sunny. It's >> been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the >> weatherman says it might really warm up next week. >> Doesn't it ever rain in this damn ****in place? Water >> rationing >> will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just might >> dry up and blow into >> the ****in pool. Even the palms can't live in this >> ****in heat. >> >> >November 14th: >> >> Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 41 today. Now >> the >> air-conditioner's gone in my car. The repairman came >> to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My >> wife had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail >> my arse out of jail for assulting the stupid ****er. >> **** Mount Isa! What kind of a sick demented ****in >> idiot would want to live here? >> >> >> December 1st: >> >> WHAT????? This is the first day of Summer???? You are >> ****in kiddin >> >> idiot would want to live here? People looking to earn some big bucks in a short period of time i would think, The place is a bloody goldmine, but as one guy at our work said the only good thing about the Isa is the road leading out of it!! :D |
Re: Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom)
Very good indeed!! :D :D :cool:
Originally Posted by leejo
This is an email going around work.
Guess who got it sent to them 7 times in half an hour. The token POM!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers Lee Diary of a Mount Isa Summer (by a Pom) >> >> >> August 31st >> >> Just got transferred with work into our new home in Mount Isa, >> Queensland!! >> Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and >> warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck >> chair on the verandah It was beautiful. I've finally >> found my home. I love >> it here. >> >> >> September 13th: >> >> Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. >> Live in an >> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. >> What a pleasure >> to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper. >> >> >> September 30th: >> >> Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants >> today. Lots of >> palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more >> mowing lawn for me. >> Another scorcher today, but I love it here. >> >> >> October 10th >> >> The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do >> people get >> used to this kind of heat? At least today it's kind of >> windy though. But >> getting used to the heat is taking longer than I >> expected. >> >> >> October 15th: >> >> Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% >> of my body. >> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I >> learned my lesson though. >> Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. >> >> >> October 20th: >> >> I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I >> left this >> morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, >> Kitty had died and swollen >> up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the >> $3,000 leather >> upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car >> now smells like Wiskettes and cat shit. I learned my >> lesson though. No more pets in this heat. >> >> >> October 25th: >> >> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant ****in blow >> dryer!! And it's >> hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the blink >> and the AC repairman >> charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed >> to order parts. >> >> >> October 30th: >> >> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. >> Bloody >> $300,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why did I >> ever come here? >> >> November 4th: >> >> It's 38 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner >> fixed today. >> It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but >> the bloody humidity >> makes the house feel like it's about 30. Stupid >> repairman. I hate this >> stupid ****in place. >> >> >> November 8th: >> >> If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you >> today?" I'm going >> to ****in throttle him. ****in heat! By the time I >> get to work the >> car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin >> ****in wet, and I >> smell like baked cat!! >> >> November 9th: >> >> Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, >> and sat on the >> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my >> ****in arse was on >> fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the >> back of my legs and my >> ****in arse. Now my car smells like burnt hair, >> fried arse, and baked >> cat. >> >> >> November 10th: >> >> The weather report might as well be a ****in >> recording. Hot and >> sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and ****in sunny. It's >> been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the >> weatherman says it might really warm up next week. >> Doesn't it ever rain in this damn ****in place? Water >> rationing >> will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just might >> dry up and blow into >> the ****in pool. Even the palms can't live in this >> ****in heat. >> >> >November 14th: >> >> Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 41 today. Now >> the >> air-conditioner's gone in my car. The repairman came >> to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My >> wife had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail >> my arse out of jail for assulting the stupid ****er. >> **** Mount Isa! What kind of a sick demented ****in >> idiot would want to live here? >> >> >> December 1st: >> >> WHAT????? This is the first day of Summer???? You are >> ****in kiddin >> |
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