Dedicated Fans Only
Jul 9th 2003, 2:46 am
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Dedicated Fans Only
Only $7000 for first shirt buyers.
Jul 9th 2003, 2:48 am
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Q Your first impressions of Wonthaggi?
Chuckle.. Well I we, we weren't prepared when we come here to about all that it was only through experience that we ah that we got learnt ah to live when your in Rome do as the Romans do, you see. Oh well the day following when we arrived in Wonthaggi the day following we went down the street and I am ah. Because the day we arrived it was pouring, pissing down and ah we didn't see much when we arrived , but the following day it was beautiful day we went down the street and I, I was looking in a shop window and I get a hell of thump in the back and oh geez, another pommie bastard, I was prepared to job him you see. Because in the old country you see "bastard" is a bad word it's a fighting word you see, but out here it's just like my dear, my darling and all that business, and I thought well my, my cousin he says to me, he says look pay to attention he's says he's welcoming you to Wonthaggi. And I says he's got bloody queer way of showing it hasn't he You'll live and learn as you go along and by Christ I've learned, mate I've learned, a whole lot more than that. And in fact I still get called a pommie bastard you know, and I've been here 60,.. 66, ...67 years and I still get called a pommie bastard, I,. I don't mind getting called a Scotch bastard, but ahh a Pommie bastard? You know what a Pommie is? A Pommie's a Scotchman with his brains knocked out.
Chuckle.. Well I we, we weren't prepared when we come here to about all that it was only through experience that we ah that we got learnt ah to live when your in Rome do as the Romans do, you see. Oh well the day following when we arrived in Wonthaggi the day following we went down the street and I am ah. Because the day we arrived it was pouring, pissing down and ah we didn't see much when we arrived , but the following day it was beautiful day we went down the street and I, I was looking in a shop window and I get a hell of thump in the back and oh geez, another pommie bastard, I was prepared to job him you see. Because in the old country you see "bastard" is a bad word it's a fighting word you see, but out here it's just like my dear, my darling and all that business, and I thought well my, my cousin he says to me, he says look pay to attention he's says he's welcoming you to Wonthaggi. And I says he's got bloody queer way of showing it hasn't he You'll live and learn as you go along and by Christ I've learned, mate I've learned, a whole lot more than that. And in fact I still get called a pommie bastard you know, and I've been here 60,.. 66, ...67 years and I still get called a pommie bastard, I,. I don't mind getting called a Scotch bastard, but ahh a Pommie bastard? You know what a Pommie is? A Pommie's a Scotchman with his brains knocked out.
Jul 9th 2003, 2:49 am
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Re: Dedicated Fans Only
Originally posted by Modigliana
Only $7000 for first shirt buyers.
Only $7000 for first shirt buyers.
Jul 9th 2003, 2:57 am
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Russell Crowe in "Love in Limbo"
"I'm not a Pommie bastard, I'm a Welsh bastard"
"I'm not a Pommie bastard, I'm a Welsh bastard"
Jul 9th 2003, 3:00 am
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Originally posted by Modigliana
Russell Crowe in "Love in Limbo"
"I'm not a Pommie bastard, I'm a Welsh bastard"
Russell Crowe in "Love in Limbo"
"I'm not a Pommie bastard, I'm a Welsh bastard"
Jul 9th 2003, 3:08 am
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No end to his exploits.
During the celebrated “Battle of Brighton� a large contingent of RAAF airmen took on an equally large number of RAF men, during which time the Police and Military Police kept well clear. At the height of the battle, a diminutive RAF wireless-operator was engaged in close combat with a large Australian navigator. Thump! went the Ozzie’s fist against the Englishman. "Have you had enough yet you Pommie bastard?" "No" came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now you Pommie bastard?" "No"came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now?" "Yes"came the reply. "Bloody good",said the Australian, wrapping his arm round the Englishman's shoulders, "Let's go and have a drink."
During the celebrated “Battle of Brighton� a large contingent of RAAF airmen took on an equally large number of RAF men, during which time the Police and Military Police kept well clear. At the height of the battle, a diminutive RAF wireless-operator was engaged in close combat with a large Australian navigator. Thump! went the Ozzie’s fist against the Englishman. "Have you had enough yet you Pommie bastard?" "No" came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now you Pommie bastard?" "No"came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now?" "Yes"came the reply. "Bloody good",said the Australian, wrapping his arm round the Englishman's shoulders, "Let's go and have a drink."
Jul 9th 2003, 3:12 am
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Originally posted by Modigliana
No end to his exploits.
During the celebrated “Battle of Brighton� a large contingent of RAAF airmen took on an equally large number of RAF men, during which time the Police and Military Police kept well clear. At the height of the battle, a diminutive RAF wireless-operator was engaged in close combat with a large Australian navigator. Thump! went the Ozzie’s fist against the Englishman. "Have you had enough yet you Pommie bastard?" "No" came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now you Pommie bastard?" "No"came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now?" "Yes"came the reply. "Bloody good",said the Australian, wrapping his arm round the Englishman's shoulders, "Let's go and have a drink."
No end to his exploits.
During the celebrated “Battle of Brighton� a large contingent of RAAF airmen took on an equally large number of RAF men, during which time the Police and Military Police kept well clear. At the height of the battle, a diminutive RAF wireless-operator was engaged in close combat with a large Australian navigator. Thump! went the Ozzie’s fist against the Englishman. "Have you had enough yet you Pommie bastard?" "No" came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now you Pommie bastard?" "No"came the reply. Thump! went the fist again. "Have you had enough now?" "Yes"came the reply. "Bloody good",said the Australian, wrapping his arm round the Englishman's shoulders, "Let's go and have a drink."
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Jul 9th 2003, 3:28 am
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Re: Dedicated Fans Only
Originally posted by pommie bastard
Me marketing job is paying off , help those in the third world you rich Poms .
Me marketing job is paying off , help those in the third world you rich Poms .
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback paster
Paperback paster
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback paster
Paperback paster
Paperback paster
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback paster
Paperback paster
If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it, you can send it here
But I need a break and I want to be a paperback paster
Paperback paster
Paperback paster
Paperback paster, paperback paster
Paperback paster, paperback paster
Paperback paster, paperback paster
Paperback paster, paperback paster
Jul 9th 2003, 3:35 am
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Re: Dedicated Fans Only
Originally posted by Florida_03
What about 4536 little nuggets of information cut and pasted into a book? Sell a fortune...
What about 4536 little nuggets of information cut and pasted into a book? Sell a fortune...
Modestly is me middle name , I thought I was was on most of the good peoples black list on this site so branching farther afield could be iffy .
I shall employer a ghost writer forthwith , the offer is open you seem well versed name your price?
Jul 9th 2003, 3:44 am
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Re: Dedicated Fans Only
Originally posted by pommie bastard
I shall employer a ghost writer forthwith , the offer is open you seem well versed name your price?
I shall employer a ghost writer forthwith , the offer is open you seem well versed name your price?
ctrl C
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and then another 4530 combinations...maybe the feral cat?
Jul 9th 2003, 3:47 am
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Re: Dedicated Fans Only
Originally posted by Florida_03
Thanks for the offer but need to remain focussed on other matters. The Tooth Fairy, Megalania, and Wilf can turn a phrase but all that's required is:
ctrl C
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and then another 4530 combinations...maybe the feral cat?
Thanks for the offer but need to remain focussed on other matters. The Tooth Fairy, Megalania, and Wilf can turn a phrase but all that's required is:
ctrl C
ctrl V
ctrl C
ctrl V
ctrl C
ctrl V
ctrl C
ctrl V
ctrl C
ctrl V
ctrl C
ctrl V
and then another 4530 combinations...maybe the feral cat?
Well one guy with many hats has to be worth a try if he can remember which hat hes wearing?
This requires inspection or maybe an inspector.
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Jul 9th 2003, 5:39 am
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You whisper my name?
My hat size is bigger than your collective IQ,s and you aspire to be my hat inspector! You could not get work as a hat check at Graylands Hospital.
My hat size is bigger than your collective IQ,s and you aspire to be my hat inspector! You could not get work as a hat check at Graylands Hospital.
Jul 9th 2003, 5:42 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
You whisper my name?
My hat size is bigger than your collective IQ,s and you aspire to be my hat inspector! You could not get work as a hat check at Graylands Hospital.
You whisper my name?
My hat size is bigger than your collective IQ,s and you aspire to be my hat inspector! You could not get work as a hat check at Graylands Hospital.
Jul 9th 2003, 7:18 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
You whisper my name?
My hat size is bigger than your collective IQ,s and you aspire to be my hat inspector! You could not get work as a hat check at Graylands Hospital.
You whisper my name?
My hat size is bigger than your collective IQ,s and you aspire to be my hat inspector! You could not get work as a hat check at Graylands Hospital.
ZED
Bring out The Gimp.
MAYNARD
I think The Gimp's sleepin'.
ZED
Well, I guess you'll just have
to go wake him up now, won't you?
Let Wilf Go...we'll pay the ransom...