Dancing Kangaroos
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Dancing Kangaroos
Thats 2 of us that have hit 1000 posts recently, and we were both hoping to get dancing kangaroos or something as a reward - but nothing happened! So I got to wondering where they were...
here we go again chaps.....
Once upon a time there was a troop of dancing kangaroos. They travelled around Australia putting on shows for people. One day they were booked to appear at a party for newly arrived immigrants...........
here we go again chaps.....
Once upon a time there was a troop of dancing kangaroos. They travelled around Australia putting on shows for people. One day they were booked to appear at a party for newly arrived immigrants...........
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They had to find their way to the international airport in Perth, but the map that they had been given just showed a massive picture of an ARSE END, so they got a bit lost and had to ask for help..................
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Originally posted by h garrett
They had to find their way to the international airport in Perth, but the map that they had been given just showed a massive picture of an ARSE END, so they got a bit lost and had to ask for help..................
They had to find their way to the international airport in Perth, but the map that they had been given just showed a massive picture of an ARSE END, so they got a bit lost and had to ask for help..................
hey i know, one of them shouted, lets call that skippy, he' ll know how to help us
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Its not skippy, but these guys look like they come from Gympie, they are well travelled, lets ask them if they've seen skippy, or anyone else who could help find the airport and welcome those blasted immo refugees..........
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Skippy couldn't be found anywhere, but at that moment a sheep ran past, chased by a desperate looking man, so they decided to follow on behind.....
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can i scream and screeam and scream and stamp my feet
I WANT A DANCING KANGAROO NOW!!!!
arlene
very impatient and still drinking green tea in the belief it will lower blood pressure for meds
I WANT A DANCING KANGAROO NOW!!!!
arlene
very impatient and still drinking green tea in the belief it will lower blood pressure for meds
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Originally posted by Pollyana
Skippy couldn't be found anywhere, but at that moment a sheep ran past, chased by a desperate looking man, so they decided to follow on behind.....
Skippy couldn't be found anywhere, but at that moment a sheep ran past, chased by a desperate looking man, so they decided to follow on behind.....
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Originally posted by h garrett
The said man had the most unfeasably large green wellies on that you ever did see, and the sheep had a terrified, desperate look in its eye...............
The said man had the most unfeasably large green wellies on that you ever did see, and the sheep had a terrified, desperate look in its eye...............
chase me chase me said sheila the sheep.....
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Originally posted by arlene
chase me chase me said sheila the sheep.....
chase me chase me said sheila the sheep.....
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"This is much more fun than a tupperware party" Dotty shrieked, running faster
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Originally posted by Pollyana
"This is much more fun than a tupperware party" Dotty shrieked, running faster
"This is much more fun than a tupperware party" Dotty shrieked, running faster
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OOOOOIIIIIIIII, excuse us said the kangaroos, sorry to interupt your lovely game, but we are a bit lost and have an important function to get to and we don't want to be late. We hear these pommy expats can be a wingy load of tossers and we want to put their rose tinted glasses on before they leave the airport!!
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"Come this way" said Dotty "I must check what you are going to say to them. They have to realise what a harsh place this is. Its so horrible I don't know why I'm still here......"
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If it wasn't for my tupperware parties i really don't think i could stand it.
You must tell them that it gets really hot, a pool is a pain in the arse (if you like it that way with the pool cleaner) big houses take too long to clean and the koalas make far too much noise when they're shagging in ya back yard. It is your duty to inform them of this before they leave the arse end airport.
At that moment Karawara screeched up and shouted.........
You must tell them that it gets really hot, a pool is a pain in the arse (if you like it that way with the pool cleaner) big houses take too long to clean and the koalas make far too much noise when they're shagging in ya back yard. It is your duty to inform them of this before they leave the arse end airport.
At that moment Karawara screeched up and shouted.........