Cr*p is....
Aug 21st 2003, 6:36 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
Cr*p is actually defined as “the stuff that comes out of One Woman's mouth�. I present my case as such:
She who shall remain nameless' views on Aussie Immigration
"I have to say it again, most Aussies simply would not even understand why a country takes immigrants. Most base their knowledge of immigration on a few media pictures of refugees on shonky boats. "
No. Not all of us. Perhaps the ones that you hang around. Again I use that famous saying “flies stick to sh*t� – says it all really. Some of us don’t want certain types of immigrants in the country and it most likely comes from having to host people like you!
Their views on Aussie Sport
The news here will often start with who won a swimming championship, (ironic the amount spent on winning medals here when majority of pop are overweight). To find out news I usually watch BBC CBN or Biz Asia. Most here would never have heard of them let alone watch them.
We are a proud sporting Nation. Get used to it. If you don’t like it bugger off. It actually helps a Nation bond. I suggest you should have been here for the World Cup when England was abuzz with everyone supporting “their� country in the Football. What a feeling. Londoner’s smiling everywhere. Amazing what a bit of pride in your sportsmen and women can do.
On her active brain
Oz is not perfect for me, does not suit my active brain, however I think its a great place to own a business if you have the guts and graft to put in.
I need not comment on what I think about her active brain
On the Australian Mother’s (Why they are snobs)
I would not bother with any more qualifications if I could sing dance and act like that. Zillions of little aussie daughters here who simply adore the dancing acting singing thing, and zillions of mummys who would fork out a pretty hourly fee to have little Darleene taught by some an English Actor Opera Singer!
(Dont ever underestimate the snob value here its big and you could well cash in.
On Aussie Men
Sounds good, dont fancy me chances tho, most of these aussie blokes are hardly the tall tanned type are they. Wonder if they have any Swedish blonde ones called Sven or something. Wheres the yellow pages.
On why she hates TV
News consists maninly of swimming medals/or how the other team cheated. [Reminds me of an English runner – hmm what was his name]?
News poll like this mornings:- Do you believe Shane Warne (cricketer) made smutty phone calls to woman in South Africa. Like as if I bloody care. [Cause the UK doesn’t actually enjoy a bit of trashy tabloid sh*t does it]???
Basing a show around renovating a flat then having 60 minutes cover that show as their main story! Then following up with highlights? of the renovation every monday night. [Oh gee, since living in the UK I am so starved of DIY shows, there is not enough of them, please put on some more].
Showing stuff from 1998 in Peak time.
Shall I go on.....
I believe next weeks world breaking news story is "Our Kylie and how to get her bottom".
Thats anothe point I have why does OZ never notice that all of its famous people have left 10 years ago.
Or why does it claim anyone who ever entererd a transit lounge in Sydney as Australian once they become famous.
The picture of Tony Blair on the front page of weekend paper declaring him as the aussie who went to the top was a beauty. (It seems he lived in OZ when he was three for a whole year).
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i can' t believe what they sell here. Dining chairs with flaws in fabric, bean bag with rips in in which they had sewn up! sofa that had so much frame missing it collapsed. All of those companies told us they cant afford quality control so stuff just goes out without being checked. Seems its to keep the aussies happy with cheap goods regardless of how shoddy they are. Carpet dyed with 4 different colours just prompted a suggestion of replacing it with yellow carpet instead of the cream we ordered if we did not like the faulty stuff. Guess you either laugh or scream
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RSL clubs can be joined by anyone you just become a member.
The meals and booze is slightly subsidised (by the clubs) because they are huge revenue raisers for the Gov because of the billions of dollars poured into poker (one arm bandit) machines.
Their popularity is such that multi storey carparks are built on some. Trouble is tho Aussies have the worst gamboling issues in the world and the impact on families is horrendous. Gov looking at these issues.
Not a fan of them myself, lots of poor people in for a cheap meal then sitting there pouring the mortage down the machines. Pretty sad really.
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Ah 14 such a lovely age (not). Look at it tho as she sees it.
Hello dear, your dad and I have decided to move to the other side of the planet. Its only 24 hours and two grand if you want to see your mates again. Australia will be much healthier for you, chasing sheep and did you know flares are still in fashion. Yes I know you love your gran but she will pop off soon anyway.
I know your mates think OZ is for nerds but we could not get into the USA. Look dear OZ is one hell of a cool place and you can still email your mates. Oz children are not backward dear they just like sheep.
Lets face it most 14 year olds dont want to go on holiday with you let alone flit to the moon.
What about you send her on a OZ holiday, set her up with some good looking OZ lad, might win her over.
One of my kids (age 8) declared after a holiday to the UK they could not work out why we forced them to live in OZ, and that they would promptly return to the UK as soon as they could. Guess where they are now!
NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL CR*P!
Cr*p is actually defined as “the stuff that comes out of One Woman's mouth�. I present my case as such:
She who shall remain nameless' views on Aussie Immigration
"I have to say it again, most Aussies simply would not even understand why a country takes immigrants. Most base their knowledge of immigration on a few media pictures of refugees on shonky boats. "
No. Not all of us. Perhaps the ones that you hang around. Again I use that famous saying “flies stick to sh*t� – says it all really. Some of us don’t want certain types of immigrants in the country and it most likely comes from having to host people like you!
Their views on Aussie Sport
The news here will often start with who won a swimming championship, (ironic the amount spent on winning medals here when majority of pop are overweight). To find out news I usually watch BBC CBN or Biz Asia. Most here would never have heard of them let alone watch them.
We are a proud sporting Nation. Get used to it. If you don’t like it bugger off. It actually helps a Nation bond. I suggest you should have been here for the World Cup when England was abuzz with everyone supporting “their� country in the Football. What a feeling. Londoner’s smiling everywhere. Amazing what a bit of pride in your sportsmen and women can do.
On her active brain
Oz is not perfect for me, does not suit my active brain, however I think its a great place to own a business if you have the guts and graft to put in.
I need not comment on what I think about her active brain
On the Australian Mother’s (Why they are snobs)
I would not bother with any more qualifications if I could sing dance and act like that. Zillions of little aussie daughters here who simply adore the dancing acting singing thing, and zillions of mummys who would fork out a pretty hourly fee to have little Darleene taught by some an English Actor Opera Singer!
(Dont ever underestimate the snob value here its big and you could well cash in.
On Aussie Men
Sounds good, dont fancy me chances tho, most of these aussie blokes are hardly the tall tanned type are they. Wonder if they have any Swedish blonde ones called Sven or something. Wheres the yellow pages.
On why she hates TV
News consists maninly of swimming medals/or how the other team cheated. [Reminds me of an English runner – hmm what was his name]?
News poll like this mornings:- Do you believe Shane Warne (cricketer) made smutty phone calls to woman in South Africa. Like as if I bloody care. [Cause the UK doesn’t actually enjoy a bit of trashy tabloid sh*t does it]???
Basing a show around renovating a flat then having 60 minutes cover that show as their main story! Then following up with highlights? of the renovation every monday night. [Oh gee, since living in the UK I am so starved of DIY shows, there is not enough of them, please put on some more].
Showing stuff from 1998 in Peak time.
Shall I go on.....
I believe next weeks world breaking news story is "Our Kylie and how to get her bottom".
Thats anothe point I have why does OZ never notice that all of its famous people have left 10 years ago.
Or why does it claim anyone who ever entererd a transit lounge in Sydney as Australian once they become famous.
The picture of Tony Blair on the front page of weekend paper declaring him as the aussie who went to the top was a beauty. (It seems he lived in OZ when he was three for a whole year).
__________________________________________________ __________________
i can' t believe what they sell here. Dining chairs with flaws in fabric, bean bag with rips in in which they had sewn up! sofa that had so much frame missing it collapsed. All of those companies told us they cant afford quality control so stuff just goes out without being checked. Seems its to keep the aussies happy with cheap goods regardless of how shoddy they are. Carpet dyed with 4 different colours just prompted a suggestion of replacing it with yellow carpet instead of the cream we ordered if we did not like the faulty stuff. Guess you either laugh or scream
__________________________________________________ __________________
RSL clubs can be joined by anyone you just become a member.
The meals and booze is slightly subsidised (by the clubs) because they are huge revenue raisers for the Gov because of the billions of dollars poured into poker (one arm bandit) machines.
Their popularity is such that multi storey carparks are built on some. Trouble is tho Aussies have the worst gamboling issues in the world and the impact on families is horrendous. Gov looking at these issues.
Not a fan of them myself, lots of poor people in for a cheap meal then sitting there pouring the mortage down the machines. Pretty sad really.
__________________________________________________ __________________
Ah 14 such a lovely age (not). Look at it tho as she sees it.
Hello dear, your dad and I have decided to move to the other side of the planet. Its only 24 hours and two grand if you want to see your mates again. Australia will be much healthier for you, chasing sheep and did you know flares are still in fashion. Yes I know you love your gran but she will pop off soon anyway.
I know your mates think OZ is for nerds but we could not get into the USA. Look dear OZ is one hell of a cool place and you can still email your mates. Oz children are not backward dear they just like sheep.
Lets face it most 14 year olds dont want to go on holiday with you let alone flit to the moon.
What about you send her on a OZ holiday, set her up with some good looking OZ lad, might win her over.
One of my kids (age 8) declared after a holiday to the UK they could not work out why we forced them to live in OZ, and that they would promptly return to the UK as soon as they could. Guess where they are now!
NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL CR*P!
Gosh Moaning eko I hope you are a boy you have quite a crush on me dont you?
Would you like my fan club address, we sold out of the dotty T-Shirts but the signed underwear is still going well.
I have popped a couple of piccys in the post, love dottusXXX
Aug 21st 2003, 8:34 pm
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No truly this is not a debate- cr*p truly is Dotty.
Correct this is a discussion forum to discuss people's views on Australia. It should not be a site for people to sprout their racist sh*t like Dotty who seems to think that every single Australian is a terrible person and every thing about the place is terrible place.
At least we can fly our flag with pride!
Correct this is a discussion forum to discuss people's views on Australia. It should not be a site for people to sprout their racist sh*t like Dotty who seems to think that every single Australian is a terrible person and every thing about the place is terrible place.
At least we can fly our flag with pride!
Last edited by MeganEkno; Aug 21st 2003 at 8:40 pm.
Aug 21st 2003, 8:43 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by dotty
Gosh Moaning eko I hope you are a boy you have quite a crush on me dont you?
Would you like my fan club address, we sold out of the dotty T-Shirts but the signed underwear is still going well.
I have popped a couple of piccys in the post, love dottusXXX
Gosh Moaning eko I hope you are a boy you have quite a crush on me dont you?
Would you like my fan club address, we sold out of the dotty T-Shirts but the signed underwear is still going well.
I have popped a couple of piccys in the post, love dottusXXX
"Douttus" didn't you mean "Dotarse"?
You say this is an open forum yet everytime someone says anything postive about Australia you think they are misguided? This from a woman who has never left the one state she resides in.
Aug 21st 2003, 8:49 pm
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Originally posted by MeganEkno
No truly this is not a debate- cr*p truly is Dotty.
No truly this is not a debate- cr*p truly is Dotty.
Change the record!
Aug 21st 2003, 8:53 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
"Douttus" didn't you mean "Dotarse"?
You say this is an open forum yet everytime someone says anything postive about Australia you think they are misguided? This from a woman who has never left the one state she resides in.
"Douttus" didn't you mean "Dotarse"?
You say this is an open forum yet everytime someone says anything postive about Australia you think they are misguided? This from a woman who has never left the one state she resides in.
Aug 21st 2003, 9:01 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
"Douttus" didn't you mean "Dotarse"?
You say this is an open forum yet everytime someone says anything postive about Australia you think they are misguided? This from a woman who has never left the one state she resides in.
"Douttus" didn't you mean "Dotarse"?
You say this is an open forum yet everytime someone says anything postive about Australia you think they are misguided? This from a woman who has never left the one state she resides in.
Aug 21st 2003, 9:13 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by chippy
How old are you Meganwhatever? I would guess >14<18.
How old are you Meganwhatever? I would guess >14<18.
Perhaps you don't like it when I attack the opinions in this forum. It is a forum. I did not mention Dotty's name, you all did. That I cannot help. I don't like her references to all Australian's as being racist, not knowing the facts about immigration, being snobs etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. If you don't like my opinion fine. This is a forum is it not? My age doesn't enter into it.
Aug 21st 2003, 9:21 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
You first Chippy? How old are you?
Perhaps you don't like it when I attack the opinions in this forum. It is a forum. I did not mention Dotty's name, you all did. That I cannot help. I don't like her references to all Australian's as being racist, not knowing the facts about immigration, being snobs etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. If you don't like my opinion fine. This is a forum is it not? My age doesn't enter into it.
You first Chippy? How old are you?
Perhaps you don't like it when I attack the opinions in this forum. It is a forum. I did not mention Dotty's name, you all did. That I cannot help. I don't like her references to all Australian's as being racist, not knowing the facts about immigration, being snobs etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. If you don't like my opinion fine. This is a forum is it not? My age doesn't enter into it.
Aug 21st 2003, 9:36 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
You first Chippy? How old are you?
Perhaps you don't like it when I attack the opinions in this forum. It is a forum. I did not mention Dotty's name, you all did. That I cannot help. I don't like her references to all Australian's as being racist, not knowing the facts about immigration, being snobs etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. If you don't like my opinion fine. This is a forum is it not? My age doesn't enter into it.
You first Chippy? How old are you?
Perhaps you don't like it when I attack the opinions in this forum. It is a forum. I did not mention Dotty's name, you all did. That I cannot help. I don't like her references to all Australian's as being racist, not knowing the facts about immigration, being snobs etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. If you don't like my opinion fine. This is a forum is it not? My age doesn't enter into it.
As for attacking opinions...attack away melad, just do it with a bit of style if you can.
Re Dotty, I've had a pop at her a couple of times myself...no big deal. Some of what she says is crap (we all talk bullshit sometimes)but she balances it with some sense talk with a few amusing anecdotes thrown in for good measure.
Re your age. I thought it may 'enter' into it here, because I sense an immaturity. Don't get on your high horse about this, anyone and everyone has a right to speak here, including you, and I welcome your opinion.
Aug 21st 2003, 9:37 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
"Douttus" didn't you mean "Dotarse"?
You say this is an open forum yet everytime someone says anything postive about Australia you think they are misguided? This from a woman who has never left the one state she resides in.
"Douttus" didn't you mean "Dotarse"?
You say this is an open forum yet everytime someone says anything postive about Australia you think they are misguided? This from a woman who has never left the one state she resides in.
No need to get snotty, as soon as my next shipment of T-shirts comes in I'll get ya one. ( Disgruntled Fans, such a let down for them.)
As flattered as I am by you dedicating a whole thread to me you should check your facts, the only State of OZ I have not seen is WA, plus I started out here living in Sydney. A signed copy of my autobiography is in the post, should help you with your facts
Fans love em or hate em all publicity is good publicity
Aug 21st 2003, 9:47 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by Megalania
Suggest you retort to her posts, don't resort to assassination.
Suggest you retort to her posts, don't resort to assassination.
She may have good advice to offer but unfortunately very little of it.
Aug 21st 2003, 9:54 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by dotty
Dear Moaning echo,
No need to get snotty, as soon as my next shipment of T-shirts comes in I'll get ya one. ( Disgruntled Fans, such a let down for them.)
As flattered as I am by you dedicating a whole thread to me you should check your facts, the only State of OZ I have not seen is WA, plus I started out here living in Sydney. A signed copy of my autobiography is in the post, should help you with your facts
Fans love em or hate em all publicity is good publicity
Dear Moaning echo,
No need to get snotty, as soon as my next shipment of T-shirts comes in I'll get ya one. ( Disgruntled Fans, such a let down for them.)
As flattered as I am by you dedicating a whole thread to me you should check your facts, the only State of OZ I have not seen is WA, plus I started out here living in Sydney. A signed copy of my autobiography is in the post, should help you with your facts
Fans love em or hate em all publicity is good publicity
Aug 21st 2003, 9:59 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
I am merely stating my opinion. I hardly believe Dotty acts with any sense of maturity do you? If you think she does, read her posts.
She may have good advice to offer but unfortunately very little of it.
I am merely stating my opinion. I hardly believe Dotty acts with any sense of maturity do you? If you think she does, read her posts.
She may have good advice to offer but unfortunately very little of it.
Aug 21st 2003, 10:06 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by MeganEkno
Seems you have quite a following Dotty. Well done. It must be great to have friends that only exist online. I imagine you are not quite as successful in the real world in this Department - tends to happen when you have a poor outlook on life. Oh well Dottarse there is always the next life! God save the Queen.
Seems you have quite a following Dotty. Well done. It must be great to have friends that only exist online. I imagine you are not quite as successful in the real world in this Department - tends to happen when you have a poor outlook on life. Oh well Dottarse there is always the next life! God save the Queen.
Aug 21st 2003, 10:16 pm
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Re: Cr*p is....
Originally posted by dotty
Online, offline anytime humour goes a long way try it sometime
Online, offline anytime humour goes a long way try it sometime
