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Old Dec 11th 2005, 6:59 pm
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

when a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

"love is temporary insantity curable by marriage"
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Old Dec 11th 2005, 7:04 pm
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Originally Posted by jocky boy
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

when a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

"love is temporary insantity curable by marriage"
if you did her over you would get away with a lighter sentence from them; and it would be cheaper in the long run. lol
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Old Dec 11th 2005, 7:27 pm
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very good.

"In married 3 is company and 2 is none".

"Behind every succesfull man is a woman, and behind her is his wife."
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Originally Posted by jocky boy
very good.

"In married 3 is company and 2 is none".

"Behind every succesfull man is a woman, and behind her is his wife."

OMG Your avatar really disturbs me...it's freaky!
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