Could i Migrate like this ??
Jun 11th 2004, 6:01 am
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Could i Migrate like this ??
Sitting here thinking of all the things People must think of to SCAM there way into Australia.
1. i aint got no rellies in oz but i went fru da whitepages and i found sum1 wivva similar name, if i gived dem a bung dya fink theyd let me in ASAP ??
2. Im on da dole in da uk, so wot i fort was, cud i sign on over there like, n see if dey notice, den ill get a letter right, sayin u gotta sign on, and im IN !! yeah ?????
3. This expats site is crap right, u lot make it so complicated , its dead easy right. All ya do is fone Ozstralia up n say SHuvva Nuvva Shrimp on Da Barby, n they let u in, u loosers !!
4. My mate DWAYNE got in dead easy, he told Oz Dim Ear wot ever dey is called hes a Hair~conditioner so he is on 2 fings on da jobs in demand fingy (hairdresser/airconditioning eng)
5. Ive front loaded my application rite, ive sent my passport to australia house in London, hope to hear from em soon !
Anyone else got any daft ideas??
1. i aint got no rellies in oz but i went fru da whitepages and i found sum1 wivva similar name, if i gived dem a bung dya fink theyd let me in ASAP ??
2. Im on da dole in da uk, so wot i fort was, cud i sign on over there like, n see if dey notice, den ill get a letter right, sayin u gotta sign on, and im IN !! yeah ?????
3. This expats site is crap right, u lot make it so complicated , its dead easy right. All ya do is fone Ozstralia up n say SHuvva Nuvva Shrimp on Da Barby, n they let u in, u loosers !!
4. My mate DWAYNE got in dead easy, he told Oz Dim Ear wot ever dey is called hes a Hair~conditioner so he is on 2 fings on da jobs in demand fingy (hairdresser/airconditioning eng)
5. Ive front loaded my application rite, ive sent my passport to australia house in London, hope to hear from em soon !
Anyone else got any daft ideas??
Jun 11th 2004, 6:12 am
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6. I found an old £10 pom thing, can i backdate it??
Jun 11th 2004, 6:13 am
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7. Ive seen all rolf harris's paintings and listen to INXS all the time ? extra points??
Jun 11th 2004, 6:14 am
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8. i applied to that IRA place that assess ur skills, but they said i need a BALACLAVA, did i send it wrong place ?? still waiting...
Jun 11th 2004, 6:31 am
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Re: Could i Migrate like this ??
Originally posted by Timber Floor Au
Sitting here thinking of all the things People must think of to SCAM there way into Australia.
1. i aint got no rellies in oz but i went fru da whitepages and i found sum1 wivva similar name, if i gived dem a bung dya fink theyd let me in ASAP ??
2. Im on da dole in da uk, so wot i fort was, cud i sign on over there like, n see if dey notice, den ill get a letter right, sayin u gotta sign on, and im IN !! yeah ?????
3. This expats site is crap right, u lot make it so complicated , its dead easy right. All ya do is fone Ozstralia up n say SHuvva Nuvva Shrimp on Da Barby, n they let u in, u loosers !!
4. My mate DWAYNE got in dead easy, he told Oz Dim Ear wot ever dey is called hes a Hair~conditioner so he is on 2 fings on da jobs in demand fingy (hairdresser/airconditioning eng)
5. Ive front loaded my application rite, ive sent my passport to australia house in London, hope to hear from em soon !
Anyone else got any daft ideas??
Sitting here thinking of all the things People must think of to SCAM there way into Australia.
1. i aint got no rellies in oz but i went fru da whitepages and i found sum1 wivva similar name, if i gived dem a bung dya fink theyd let me in ASAP ??
2. Im on da dole in da uk, so wot i fort was, cud i sign on over there like, n see if dey notice, den ill get a letter right, sayin u gotta sign on, and im IN !! yeah ?????
3. This expats site is crap right, u lot make it so complicated , its dead easy right. All ya do is fone Ozstralia up n say SHuvva Nuvva Shrimp on Da Barby, n they let u in, u loosers !!
4. My mate DWAYNE got in dead easy, he told Oz Dim Ear wot ever dey is called hes a Hair~conditioner so he is on 2 fings on da jobs in demand fingy (hairdresser/airconditioning eng)
5. Ive front loaded my application rite, ive sent my passport to australia house in London, hope to hear from em soon !
Anyone else got any daft ideas??
LO very L
Nice one Timber you've started my day with a smile.
Best wishes
Warren
Jun 11th 2004, 6:34 am
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Re: Could i Migrate like this ??
Originally posted by Go Banana's !!
LO very L
Nice one Timber you've started my day with a smile.
Best wishes
Warren
LO very L
Nice one Timber you've started my day with a smile.
Best wishes
Warren
Jun 11th 2004, 6:36 am
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9. if i inflate all my suitcases wiv helium can i take extra baggage ?? plus helium aint picked up by x rays !!!
plus helium aint picked up by x rays !!!
Jun 11th 2004, 6:37 am
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10. price for 4 dogs to oz, £8000
Price for 20ft container £3500 ish
so im shuvvin my dogs in the container , dya fink theyll notice???
Price for 20ft container £3500 ish
so im shuvvin my dogs in the container , dya fink theyll notice???
Jun 11th 2004, 6:46 am
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Originally posted by Timber Floor Au
10. price for 4 dogs to oz, £8000
Price for 20ft container £3500 ish
so im shuvvin my dogs in the container , dya fink theyll notice???
10. price for 4 dogs to oz, £8000
Price for 20ft container £3500 ish
so im shuvvin my dogs in the container , dya fink theyll notice???
I likes it.
Jun 11th 2004, 6:53 am
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11. i read ppl wiv medical experience are on a demand list and are fastclicked into OZ.
Welllll ive had a dodgy knee for yrs, do i get in???
Welllll ive had a dodgy knee for yrs, do i get in???
Jun 11th 2004, 6:58 am
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12. could i find an identically named family in oz, go there SNUFF em out and replace em???
Jun 11th 2004, 7:15 am
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4. My mate DWAYNE got in dead easy, he told Oz Dim Ear wot ever dey is called hes a Hair~conditioner so he is on 2 fings on da jobs in demand fingy (hairdresser/airconditioning eng)
love it
me hair him conditioner
love it
me hair him conditioner
Jun 11th 2004, 7:23 am
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Try reading it with a Frank Spencer voice, its sounds so good!
Jun 11th 2004, 7:24 am
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lol fun HUH !
13. If i grew a mullet does that help??
13. If i grew a mullet does that help??
Jun 11th 2004, 7:25 am
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Originally posted by devonchick
Try reading it with a Frank Spencer voice, its sounds so good!
Try reading it with a Frank Spencer voice, its sounds so good!
Do you remember the Some Mothers do have em, frank spencer scene, where he was applying to goto Australia. CLASSSIC !!!!