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Will my computer still work if I through it out the window. Our flat is a first floor flat and there would be a drop of about 10 metres. My computer is pissing me off today, it's taking forever to do anything. It's denying me my daily dose of British Expat.com.
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Yes, I think a drop out of the window would do it good!
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Will my computer still work if I through it out the window. Our flat is a first floor flat and there would be a drop of about 10 metres. My computer is pissing me off today, it's taking forever to do anything. It's denying me my daily dose of British Expat.com.
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Thanks for laugh people............ ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Have you tried kicking it ?
I think it's called rebooting
Bu don't stub your toe on the hard drive.
I think it's called rebooting
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Bu don't stub your toe on the hard drive.
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Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
I would use the persuader !!( The hammer) much more enjoyable ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Yes I could. but, Then my master will come home and see what I've done and she'll use the persuader on me.
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Yes I could. but, Then my master will come home and see what I've done and she'll use the persuader on me. ![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
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Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
best cook dinner to soften the beating you are greatefully about to recieve ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Have you got a webcam.....we want to watch. ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
the cooking or the beating ?/? bet the mrs would go for the first one ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by Bix
No, sod the cookin.....I want to see what these zx10r thingies are made of ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Bix
No, sod the cookin.....I want to see what these zx10r thingies are made of ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Well this ZX10r is made of 124.8kgs of fat..........weighed myself last night the scales were saying get off ya fat bastard.
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Well this ZX10r is made of 124.8kgs of fat..........weighed myself last night the scales were saying get off ya fat bastard. ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Originally Posted by bridiej
Mine always say "One at a time please"
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