Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
#1
Tell it like it is'er
Thread Starter
Joined: Apr 2005
Location: Perth, WA
Posts: 84
Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
1. You want to live near a beach, but get blown away enjoying it.
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
Last edited by Scorpio1; Oct 15th 2005 at 8:04 am.
#3
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Scorpio1
1. You want to live near a beach, but get blown away enjoying it.
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
#4
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Bordy
Glad I love AFL.
#5
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Why should Perth be any different from the rest of the country
There was nothing wrong with Perth when I visited. Still prefer Melbourne but thats my home.
#6
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Scorpio1
1. You want to live near a beach, but get blown away enjoying it.
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
yawn
take it you'll be leaving then Scorpio ?
#7
Tell it like it is'er
Thread Starter
Joined: Apr 2005
Location: Perth, WA
Posts: 84
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Wrong, my friend, I'm giving this place some much needed class !
#8
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Scorpio1
Wrong, my friend, I'm giving this place some much needed class !
You should look up Pommie League in Perth, Ive a feeling you will get on like a house on fire.
#9
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
sounds fantastic, I hope brisbane offers the same!! roll on July 2006, ill get my vest and flip flops ready!!
#10
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Joined: May 2005
Location: Bunbury WA
Posts: 1,844
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Scorpio1
1. You want to live near a beach, but get blown away enjoying it.
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
I f i felt the same way you do, i would go back home without a doubt.
Where you happy in UK, have you tried somewhere else in Oz.
#11
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Scorpio1
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
The old lady who lives next door to my fiance's semi is a big fan of Midsomer Murders; we know this because we have heard (with growing reluctance) every episode she's ever watched.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
#12
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Scorpio1
Wrong, my friend, I'm giving this place some much needed class !
#13
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Joined: May 2005
Location: Bunbury WA
Posts: 1,844
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Thanks, but we've already got our fair share of "Economy class"; we don't need any more.
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#14
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Posts: 4,235
Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Originally Posted by Scorpio1
1. You want to live near a beach, but get blown away enjoying it.
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
2. You want a bigger house than you have in the UK, with paper thin walls & no double glazing to keep your noise in and neighbours noise out.
3. You want to re-qualify for everything you're already qualified to do, and pay a hefty price to do so.
4. You like sunny weather for 4 or so months of the year (30 to 40 degrees), just about always accompanied by strong winds, and lots of rain & wind in the other months.
5. You like seeing people wander around with filthy bare feet in public places wearing nothing but shorts & a vest.
6. You like to hear dogs barking 24/7 (that double glazing would be handy again), as they're kept outside over here.
7. You like the constant 'beep-beep' sound of diggers on new (& not so new) estates from before 7am every morning but Sunday.
8. You like bad American TV shows (crime & sitcom), even worse Aussie ones, countless sports (AFL, Cricket) programmes & generally 'lowest common denominator' type programming.
9. You like plenty of TV ad breaks that insult your intelligence with made up 'sales' & SHOUT tactics etc.
10. You think sponsorship of anything & everything is a good thing.
11. You like the sound of your neighbours aircon, pool equipment, kids, dogs etc. & wish to hear all these things through your paper-thin, breeze-block walls & holes in the ceiling where your aircon comes in.
12. You love real sport - you know AFL, AFL, AFL, cricket & rugby.
13. You like to have the words 'Australia', 'Australian' or 'Proudly Australian' rammed down your throat every single day you're here.
14. You really really like that peculiar accent & weird pronunciations of English words.
15. Familiarity with every day things means nothing to you.
16. You thing McDonalds sell quality food.
17. You like flies, lots of them, at certain times of the year.
18. You're a bit common & easy to please.
19. You want to start again job-wise, right at the bottom of the ladder, & build your way up.
20. You don't mind having creatures that could possibly kill you in your back yard & in your house from time to time.
21. You have no style & like being really scruffy & wearing shorts & thongs (flip-flops) all year round.
22. You think mullet hair styles & big moustaches are cool.
23. You like laidback, boring music.
24. You want to get away from your friends & close family - far,far away.
25. You like a lot of pointless rules & regulations.
Well, if you fit the bill come on over, you're going to love it !
Ya know what...am so FED UP with this....I have had a bloody guttful...if you are going to whinge and whine and moan...get it right!! Its not a bloody vest....its a SINGLET!!!
#15
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Re: Come to Perth, you'll love it if....
Wait til scossie see THIS!!!!!!