Megalania

Aussie in claim to throne

Don

'Sitting in his home in Jerilderie, 640km southwest of Sydney, in a T-shirt and shorts with a can of beer after a hard day at the wheel of a forklift truck, is the man who it is claimed should by rights be King Michael I of England.

Mr Abney-Hastings has three daughters, two sons and five grandchildren and he works for Rice Research Australia on a 2400ha farm.

Apart from when his wife died a year ago, Mr Abney-Hastings had not visited an Australian city for 12 years. Instead, he spends most of his time posting frivolous stories on BritishExpats.com.

He has a strong tie with the community and is president of the local historical society and the St Vincent de Paul group.'

So now we know who you really are, Megs. Or should I say 'Sir Megalania'?

Megalania

Your Royal Hindness will do.