The Cat And The Fiddle
Dec 22nd 2004, 11:35 am
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The Cat And The Fiddle
Hi
Was so impressed with Cheeky's pub that I have been able to buy a pub across the road.
Shots of karma to the first ten customers!
By the way we have several televisions that DO work here so you can watch the football via Foxtel!
We serve pizza, Walkers crisps, scampi fries, marmite sandwiches, after eight mints, Irn Bru, sanwiches with proper English Vintage Cheddar with Hellmans mayo, lettuce available with EVERYTHING at no extra charge, etc
Come and join us BUT remember that as the landlord I have special powers!
Was so impressed with Cheeky's pub that I have been able to buy a pub across the road.
Shots of karma to the first ten customers!
By the way we have several televisions that DO work here so you can watch the football via Foxtel!
We serve pizza, Walkers crisps, scampi fries, marmite sandwiches, after eight mints, Irn Bru, sanwiches with proper English Vintage Cheddar with Hellmans mayo, lettuce available with EVERYTHING at no extra charge, etc
Come and join us BUT remember that as the landlord I have special powers!
Dec 22nd 2004, 11:36 am
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by SherKhan66
Hi
Was so impressed with Cheeky's pub that I have been able to buy a pub across the road.
Shots of karma to the first ten customers!
By the way we have several televisions that DO work here so you can watch the football via Foxtel!
We serve pizza, Walkers crisps, scampi fries, marmite sandwiches, after eight mints, Irn Bru, sanwiches with proper English Vintage Cheddar with Hellmans mayo, lettuce available with EVERYTHING at no extra charge, etc
Come and join us BUT remember that as the landlord I have special powers!
Was so impressed with Cheeky's pub that I have been able to buy a pub across the road.
Shots of karma to the first ten customers!
By the way we have several televisions that DO work here so you can watch the football via Foxtel!
We serve pizza, Walkers crisps, scampi fries, marmite sandwiches, after eight mints, Irn Bru, sanwiches with proper English Vintage Cheddar with Hellmans mayo, lettuce available with EVERYTHING at no extra charge, etc
Come and join us BUT remember that as the landlord I have special powers!
Dec 22nd 2004, 11:38 am
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Walnut whips???
Dec 22nd 2004, 11:42 am
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by debsy
What about the jaffa cakes
Also, we rent rooms by the hour
Dec 22nd 2004, 11:49 am
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
STOP PRESS
SPECIAL OFFER - BOGOF BEER!
SPECIAL OFFER - BOGOF BEER!
Dec 22nd 2004, 12:34 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Come on in
You know you want to
Try me - you may like me...
I even have a Christmas tree with presents for the kids under it - don't forget to give generously to the kids this Christmas
You know you want to
Try me - you may like me...
I even have a Christmas tree with presents for the kids under it - don't forget to give generously to the kids this Christmas
Dec 22nd 2004, 12:39 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by SherKhan66
Also, we rent rooms by the hour
Dec 22nd 2004, 12:42 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by hevs
Are you on the pull then, or what?? :scared:
Dec 22nd 2004, 12:59 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Believe me I don't need to! My landlady is more than enough!!!
Customer service is what I am all about...free virtual room thrown in for the next ten people - Tony and Caroline need not apply... no worries as the expats site is your virtual room ...free virtual champagne to both of you instead!
For the ladies...we happen to have Colin Firth stripping tonight!!! Along with Kylie and Shakira for the men (oops - why do I have two women!!!)
Requests taken for future strippers!!!???!!!???
Customer service is what I am all about...free virtual room thrown in for the next ten people - Tony and Caroline need not apply... no worries as the expats site is your virtual room ...free virtual champagne to both of you instead!
For the ladies...we happen to have Colin Firth stripping tonight!!! Along with Kylie and Shakira for the men (oops - why do I have two women!!!)
Requests taken for future strippers!!!???!!!???
Dec 22nd 2004, 1:00 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Was so impressed with Cheeky's pub that I have been able to buy a pub across the road
Dec 22nd 2004, 1:06 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by heraldic
might be time to sell up
Is it just me that has to say Cheeky's Pub with a teletubbie type voice???
Dec 22nd 2004, 1:10 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Oops, wrong door.. 
Dec 22nd 2004, 1:12 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by thpinkpussycat
Oops, wrong door..
Dec 22nd 2004, 1:14 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by SherKhan66
No worries. Fellow cats are always welcome here. You and I are one and the same!!!
Dec 22nd 2004, 1:18 pm
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Re: The Cat And The Fiddle
Originally Posted by debsy
Did you prefer Jungle Book 1 or Jungle Book 2?